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Things that wind me up that shouldn't 01:08 - Feb 18 with 16559 viewsBarneycurley

Taking your wife out for dinner and feeling the need to call it a 'date night'

Secondly then posting the night on FB exclaiming you are on a frigging night out with your wife

F ucking idiots

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 11:49 - Feb 18 with 1734 viewsTheSelkirk

Presenters and DJs who think it's cool to use mid Atlantic accents.

e.g. Counting to twenny, thirdy and fordy and having drinks on the padio.

And the annoying insertion of the words "you know" which seem to litter the sentences of many. (I lose count of how many I hear in Mick Mills' post match summaries)
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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 11:54 - Feb 18 with 1721 viewsbrogansnose

Footballers with gloves on.

Footballers with socks turned up above their knees.

Drivers with their fog lights on at night when its not foggy.

People who park over two parking spaces who have expensive cars. Like that's not going to encourage me to kick your wing mirrors off.
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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 12:12 - Feb 18 with 1701 viewsvapour_trail

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 11:54 - Feb 18 by brogansnose

Footballers with gloves on.

Footballers with socks turned up above their knees.

Drivers with their fog lights on at night when its not foggy.

People who park over two parking spaces who have expensive cars. Like that's not going to encourage me to kick your wing mirrors off.


You and admiral Funge should form an Ipswich parking police squad.

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 12:20 - Feb 18 with 1692 viewsbrogansnose

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 12:12 - Feb 18 by vapour_trail

You and admiral Funge should form an Ipswich parking police squad.


Not sure I should be let out with a licence to behave badly Vapes, or the boy Funge.
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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 12:28 - Feb 18 with 1658 viewsMullet

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 11:54 - Feb 18 by brogansnose

Footballers with gloves on.

Footballers with socks turned up above their knees.

Drivers with their fog lights on at night when its not foggy.

People who park over two parking spaces who have expensive cars. Like that's not going to encourage me to kick your wing mirrors off.


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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 12:57 - Feb 18 with 1619 viewsBackToRussia

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 11:20 - Feb 18 by AdmiralFunge

People that let their dogs sh1t in the street. Actually, no, I'm totally justified with that one. This should be either a 15 year jail sentence, or a public tarring and feathering. Or the loss of a finger. This makes me very angry indeed.

People who don't straighten their wheels when they park.

Trucks overtaking each other. (Someone put an explanation of this on here once, I didn't buy it)

That prick Jim White off Sky Sports. Someone should drown him.


Never go to Gainsborough Fungers, you'd think it's only dogs who live there not people, fookin streets are thick with it.

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 13:42 - Feb 18 with 1582 viewsimsureazzure

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 08:45 - Feb 18 by WestStanderLaLaLa

Can I get


Can I get, that winds me up no end, running it close now though is the phrase "yeah no" what the fuc does it mean? Which one is it?

The pronunciation of the as der is another.
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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 13:55 - Feb 18 with 1568 viewssparks

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 13:42 - Feb 18 by imsureazzure

Can I get, that winds me up no end, running it close now though is the phrase "yeah no" what the fuc does it mean? Which one is it?

The pronunciation of the as der is another.


People who say 'texes' as a plural of text. There is no need to invent a new stupid sounding word, when the word 'texts' already exists and is no longer...

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 14:06 - Feb 18 with 1557 viewsvapour_trail

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 13:55 - Feb 18 by sparks

People who say 'texes' as a plural of text. There is no need to invent a new stupid sounding word, when the word 'texts' already exists and is no longer...


I have never heard this. I must lead a sheltered life.

I'm with azzure on the yeah no thing. Annoys the hell out of me.

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 14:15 - Feb 18 with 1544 viewsRentaghost

When you pay a fortune for a night out with your partner and then no sex. Next time Il get a high class hooker.

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 19:10 - Feb 19 with 1463 viewsbrogansnose

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 12:28 - Feb 18 by Mullet

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Don't care Mullers, even if it is St Marcus, no gloves. Furthermore, Bart, I don't care if you are Big Pole in the Goal, roll your socks down.





Its the little things.
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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 20:14 - Feb 19 with 1399 viewsMJallday

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 11:49 - Feb 18 by TheSelkirk

Presenters and DJs who think it's cool to use mid Atlantic accents.

e.g. Counting to twenny, thirdy and fordy and having drinks on the padio.

And the annoying insertion of the words "you know" which seem to litter the sentences of many. (I lose count of how many I hear in Mick Mills' post match summaries)


like this?


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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 20:21 - Feb 19 with 1388 viewshoppy

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 05:38 - Feb 18 by Barneycurley

I wonder if that guy ended up posting that on his 'timeline'

Gulps


You spelt "I wonder if that guy survived" wrongly.

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 20:33 - Feb 19 with 1362 viewstractordownsouth

People saying 'less' instead of 'fewer'

People taking a plug out from the socket but leaving the switch on

People taking a picture of their driving test certificate and putting it on Facebook

Dabbing

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 20:34 - Feb 19 with 1350 viewshoppy

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 11:49 - Feb 18 by TheSelkirk

Presenters and DJs who think it's cool to use mid Atlantic accents.

e.g. Counting to twenny, thirdy and fordy and having drinks on the padio.

And the annoying insertion of the words "you know" which seem to litter the sentences of many. (I lose count of how many I hear in Mick Mills' post match summaries)


They can't all have colds, can they?


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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 20:36 - Feb 19 with 1347 viewsjas0999

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 08:02 - Feb 18 by gtsb1966

Cyclists. Not the ones who cycle to work. I accept that they have to get from a to b to earn a living. It's those tossers who dress up like they are competing in the Tour de France and will just casually cycle in the middle of the road holding up the traffic. I should calmly wait my turn to pass them but I can't. They give me bloody road rage. Going for my second coffee of the morning now to calm myself down.


Ten of them this morning. Taking out the whole lane. Cycling side by side.
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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 20:59 - Feb 19 with 1314 viewsazuremerlangus

1. People (German car drivers) who cannot seem to use their indicators - particularly when turning left at roundabouts so you end up stopping for no reason if you are on the next exit/entrance.

2. People who have no idea how to get somewhere although in their hand have a smartphone - especially when they are passengers in your car.

3. Old people who have all then time in the world decide to take to the road at rush hour.

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 21:00 - Feb 19 with 1305 viewsClapham_Junction

People that walk on the wrong side of segregated corridors in London Underground stations at rush hour. Do they not wonder why there is a barrier down the middle and everyone else is going the other way to them??


People who wait at pelican crossings without pressing the button, which seems to be a peculiarly London thing. I often come across large groups of people on both sides of the road and somehow none of them have twigged that someone needs to press the button to get the lights to change...
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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 22:07 - Feb 19 with 1252 views3_5_2

People who can't use a cash point quickly. Making out like they are reprogramming the NASA space shuttle, not getting 20 quid out for their shopping

People who can't find their seat / are sitting in the round seat at football grounds or theaters - the number is on your fecking ticket / seat/ row.

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 22:37 - Feb 19 with 1230 viewsstantheman

Pensioners taking an age to buy lottery tickets and scratch cards when I am standing in a huge queue just wanting to pay for a paper.
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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 22:40 - Feb 19 with 1230 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 08:45 - Feb 18 by WestStanderLaLaLa

Can I get


I genuinely don't understand what the issue is with this one im afraid.


'Can I get two double cheeseburgers please' is fine as far as I'm concerned
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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 22:46 - Feb 19 with 1225 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 09:04 - Feb 18 by SE1blue

People in casinos who celebrate winning £3.60 from a 10p bet like they're the Wolf of Wall Street.

People who drop litter or try to casually stuff it down the side of their train or bus seat.

Women who do their make up on any transport.
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Can you bet 10p in a casino? Surely not?

Only been there once and bought 15 £1 chips. Lasted me the whole nights as made £36 quid on a roulette spin at the start.

Used them same chips all night. Bit boring there though. Much prefer a day at the racing or night at th dogs

But 10p? I had no idea that was allowed.
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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 22:48 - Feb 19 with 1222 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 10:36 - Feb 18 by trncbluearmy

people who don`t support their local team


Hey!

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 23:09 - Feb 19 with 1192 viewsTrequartista

people who press the button "Add Football Thread" when starting a thread about thing that wind them up but shouldn't

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Things that wind me up that shouldn't on 23:12 - Feb 19 with 1190 viewsNW10_Tractor

Foreigners who start a direct conversation with "boss" instead of "excuse me
Please?" And young people who end a sentence with "you get me" while adding "blood" or "Fam" in a sentence.

"You get me, Fam? Blood I ain't ramping with you, though your sister is well peng blood...."

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