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I've just woken up in a crumpled heap. 07:03 - Feb 26 with 297 viewsLord_Lucan

Gonna be a long day today.

Just went to roll a fag and there are half a dozen perfectly rolled cigs in my pouch. Someone must have taken pity on me last night and rolled me some breakfast.

People can be so kind sometimes.

“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
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