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Twisted my bloody ankle. It has taken me an hour to crawl to the toilet - I was desperate for a sh1t. Phoned 111 and they were pretty useless, they have suggested I call The Red Cross (I need a wheelchair) but they don't open until 10.30. What is one supposed to do in these situations?
I need help.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 12:30 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan
To be honest there is no point really - is there? All they will do is tell me that I've sprained my ankle and flog me off home. I always feel a bit of a fraud going to A&E anyway. You sit there with a minor complaint and next to you is a kid with blood gushing out of his head.
What if you've broken your ankle and it's positioned as such that you could get an infection?
I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 12:30 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan
To be honest there is no point really - is there? All they will do is tell me that I've sprained my ankle and flog me off home. I always feel a bit of a fraud going to A&E anyway. You sit there with a minor complaint and next to you is a kid with blood gushing out of his head.
See what you're saying, but if you really can't walk, you'll be more ill than a lot of people there and how do you know its not broken? Anyway, i'll shut up with the fussing.
Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 12:30 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan
To be honest there is no point really - is there? All they will do is tell me that I've sprained my ankle and flog me off home. I always feel a bit of a fraud going to A&E anyway. You sit there with a minor complaint and next to you is a kid with blood gushing out of his head.
If you can't put weight on it, then best to get it looked at.
I say this sat with my sore ankle from the operation to repair trying to be too clever 20+ years ago.
I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 12:37 - Feb 28 by giant_stow
See what you're saying, but if you really can't walk, you'll be more ill than a lot of people there and how do you know its not broken? Anyway, i'll shut up with the fussing.
Reluctantly I'm going up -A&E. It ain't getting better - it's actually getting worse. What a waste of a day.
Oh by the way. Feck off budgie.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 13:07 - Feb 28 by giant_stow
haha! x
edit: ..to the last line, not that you're crippled.
[Post edited 28 Feb 2017 13:08]
The situation is getting worse. I thought I would have a cheeky pint before going to hospital. The pub is 50 yards away and I had to go by taxi. I just went outside for a fag and whilst trying to stabilise myself by holding on to the door the bloody thing closed into my thumb and it has gone bright red and is the size of a tangerine.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 13:35 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan
The situation is getting worse. I thought I would have a cheeky pint before going to hospital. The pub is 50 yards away and I had to go by taxi. I just went outside for a fag and whilst trying to stabilise myself by holding on to the door the bloody thing closed into my thumb and it has gone bright red and is the size of a tangerine.
Have you any vim?
Seriously though take care. Hopefully your ankle isn't broken
I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 13:35 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan
The situation is getting worse. I thought I would have a cheeky pint before going to hospital. The pub is 50 yards away and I had to go by taxi. I just went outside for a fag and whilst trying to stabilise myself by holding on to the door the bloody thing closed into my thumb and it has gone bright red and is the size of a tangerine.
Ok, I actualLOLed, but I do feel bad about it.
Another great chapter for the Lucan biography.
TWTD Cycling Herbert
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I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 13:35 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan
The situation is getting worse. I thought I would have a cheeky pint before going to hospital. The pub is 50 yards away and I had to go by taxi. I just went outside for a fag and whilst trying to stabilise myself by holding on to the door the bloody thing closed into my thumb and it has gone bright red and is the size of a tangerine.
it sounds like your body's rebelling against your mind - it didn't want a pint so fcked your thumb up to punish you - I'd listen to it next time!
Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 13:35 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan
The situation is getting worse. I thought I would have a cheeky pint before going to hospital. The pub is 50 yards away and I had to go by taxi. I just went outside for a fag and whilst trying to stabilise myself by holding on to the door the bloody thing closed into my thumb and it has gone bright red and is the size of a tangerine.
Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing.
You were man handled by Norfolk plod on Sunday. It felt sore at the time but you thought the pain would subside. It has gotten considerably worse over the past couple of days until the pain became so intense you can barely walk.
I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 14:26 - Feb 28 by GlasgowBlue
You haven't had a bit of a tumble this morning.
You were man handled by Norfolk plod on Sunday. It felt sore at the time but you thought the pain would subside. It has gotten considerably worse over the past couple of days until the pain became so intense you can barely walk.
I like it.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 12:30 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan
To be honest there is no point really - is there? All they will do is tell me that I've sprained my ankle and flog me off home. I always feel a bit of a fraud going to A&E anyway. You sit there with a minor complaint and next to you is a kid with blood gushing out of his head.
i thought i had twisted my ankle when i went arse overhead in my conservatory in sept. mrs wouldnt have it and drove me to A&E .turned out i cracked webber a and completed broke my webber c bones.so got metal plate and 6 screws in my ankle.
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I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 14:50 - Feb 28 by jaykay
i thought i had twisted my ankle when i went arse overhead in my conservatory in sept. mrs wouldnt have it and drove me to A&E .turned out i cracked webber a and completed broke my webber c bones.so got metal plate and 6 screws in my ankle.
"Webber" ?
Are you from Norfolk?
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I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:10 - Feb 28 with 1646 views
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