| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. 10:26 - Feb 28 with 12256 views | Lord_Lucan |
Twisted my bloody ankle. It has taken me an hour to crawl to the toilet - I was desperate for a sh1t. Phoned 111 and they were pretty useless, they have suggested I call The Red Cross (I need a wheelchair) but they don't open until 10.30. What is one supposed to do in these situations?
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:16 - Feb 28 with 1575 views | artsbossbeard |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:10 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
Seems I've broken my foot.
FFS. |
What about your thumb? |  |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:20 - Feb 28 with 1549 views | Bluebell |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:16 - Feb 28 by artsbossbeard |
What about your thumb? |
He's got a thumb on his foot?
I know he spends a lot of time in Norwich but that is taking it too far!  |  | | |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:21 - Feb 28 with 1537 views | PJH |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:16 - Feb 28 by artsbossbeard |
What about your thumb? |
Still stuck in the pub door I would imagine. |  | | |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:23 - Feb 28 with 1516 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:16 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
They are just about to put a cast on. My football career is over.
Sweet feet is retiring. |
You spelt 'sweat' wrong |  |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:31 - Feb 28 with 1491 views | jeera |
Sometimes chap, you make me feel competent. |  |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:53 - Feb 28 with 1469 views | Lord_Lucan |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:31 - Feb 28 by jeera |
Sometimes chap, you make me feel competent. |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:56 - Feb 28 with 1444 views | Tollycobbold |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:53 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
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Excessive police brutality there. |  | | |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:56 - Feb 28 with 1437 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:53 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
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Which one is broken? | |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:59 - Feb 28 with 1427 views | blueislander |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:53 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
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Have they offered you a toe graft while you are there, so you can be like everyone else? |  | | |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:59 - Feb 28 with 1424 views | jeera |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:53 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
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Ouch. So how you getting home, or staying in Norwich? | |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:00 - Feb 28 with 1414 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:53 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
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Are you playing the legs or chipolata game......I think legs ! |  |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:03 - Feb 28 with 1395 views | jeera |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:00 - Feb 28 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Are you playing the legs or chipolata game......I think legs ! |
I must say I never saw looking at Lucan's legs as being part of my day.
You just never know do you. | |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:07 - Feb 28 with 1383 views | artsbossbeard |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:53 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
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You really are quite the buffoon. | |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:07 - Feb 28 with 1396 views | Lord_Lucan |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:59 - Feb 28 by jeera |
Ouch. So how you getting home, or staying in Norwich? |
I'm going down the fecking pub mate. Gotta have another x ray first. Apparently it's not a straightforward break. | |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:12 - Feb 28 with 1369 views | hype313 |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:07 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
I'm going down the fecking pub mate. Gotta have another x ray first. Apparently it's not a straightforward break. |
Sorry to laugh Lucan, but It tickled me that you have broken your leg and the firs thing you thought of was to start a thread on here about it! |  |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:15 - Feb 28 with 1345 views | blueislander |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:07 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
I'm going down the fecking pub mate. Gotta have another x ray first. Apparently it's not a straightforward break. |
Have you been able to have that sh-t yet? That has been worrying me all day. | | | |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:19 - Feb 28 with 1323 views | GlasgowBlue |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:53 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
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Arf! |  |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:24 - Feb 28 with 1315 views | Lord_Lucan |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:12 - Feb 28 by hype313 |
Sorry to laugh Lucan, but It tickled me that you have broken your leg and the firs thing you thought of was to start a thread on here about it! |
Looks like I'm not going to the pub. I've got to have surgery and they reckon I'll be in for a couple of days. | |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:27 - Feb 28 with 1289 views | usm |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:24 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
Looks like I'm not going to the pub. I've got to have surgery and they reckon I'll be in for a couple of days. |
Sounds like you did it good n proper. Hope it heals and look forward to the daily updates.... |  |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:27 - Feb 28 with 1287 views | blueislander |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:24 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
Looks like I'm not going to the pub. I've got to have surgery and they reckon I'll be in for a couple of days. |
Bl--dy hell. They are going to give you another toe. | | | |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:33 - Feb 28 with 1268 views | giant_stow |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:24 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
Looks like I'm not going to the pub. I've got to have surgery and they reckon I'll be in for a couple of days. |
you'd better get someone to smuggle some vodka in a coke bottle or something. |  |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:33 - Feb 28 with 1267 views | Steve_M |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:53 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
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Ouch, that looks like it might take a while to recover from. |  |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:37 - Feb 28 with 1255 views | catch74 |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 16:53 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
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Better nurse picture next time. |  |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:51 - Feb 28 with 1218 views | jeera |
| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 17:24 - Feb 28 by Lord_Lucan |
Looks like I'm not going to the pub. I've got to have surgery and they reckon I'll be in for a couple of days. |
Sorry to hear that. Surgery tomorrow morning then I guess. | |
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| I have had a bit of tumble this morning. on 18:06 - Feb 28 with 1162 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
So when you say you twisted your ankle, what actually happened ? It sounds like it must have been something substantial unless the adrenaline was masking the pain since Sunday ! All the best... | |
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