| Friday poo tribute post 12:07 - Mar 24 with 2892 views | giant_stow |
I've only managed partial pooing succeess this week - do you ever get the feeling you're leaving something behind?
Today...my oh my, it went on for ages - just fell out - a steady stream. A perfect consistency - not too hard, nor too soft.
When i looked down I nearly shat myself all over again - what a brim-topper - will this go down the pan?
Heart in mouth as I hit flush, but thank goodness, the water finally won and off it went.
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:10 - Mar 24 with 2050 views | vapour_trail |
There's very little in life that feels better than curling off your own little piece of perfection. |  |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:13 - Mar 24 with 2037 views | giant_stow |
| Friday poo tribute post on 12:10 - Mar 24 by vapour_trail |
There's very little in life that feels better than curling off your own little piece of perfection. |
yes indeed - i think appreciation of this comes with age. | |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:17 - Mar 24 with 2028 views | blueislander |
| Friday poo tribute post on 12:13 - Mar 24 by giant_stow |
yes indeed - i think appreciation of this comes with age. |
Do you give yourself marks out of ten for the various stages i.e. Delivery, Consistency, volume, Smell, and Finish. |  | | |
| Friday poo tribute post on 12:19 - Mar 24 with 2020 views | giant_stow |
| Friday poo tribute post on 12:17 - Mar 24 by blueislander |
Do you give yourself marks out of ten for the various stages i.e. Delivery, Consistency, volume, Smell, and Finish. |
Yes - this one was a perfect ten all round, bar the bog brush cleanup, which owing to sheer volume of poo, scored 0. | |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:20 - Mar 24 with 2018 views | vapour_trail |
| Friday poo tribute post on 12:17 - Mar 24 by blueislander |
Do you give yourself marks out of ten for the various stages i.e. Delivery, Consistency, volume, Smell, and Finish. |
Have you read Skagboys, Irvine Welsh's precursor to trainspotting?
There's a poo comparison scene in that that had me crying with laughter. | |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:24 - Mar 24 with 2002 views | textbackup |
You weird cnts keep this sort of stuff on wotb |  |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:24 - Mar 24 with 2002 views | Lord_Lucan |
I tend to splatter the pan but when I was on Oramorph I had my first solid poo for 20 years.
I didn't like it. |  |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:29 - Mar 24 with 1978 views | NewcyBlue |
I had a hell of a clear out today.
I have been sticking a couple of extra raw bird's-eye chillies in my dhal at dinner and it finally caught up with me.
Luckily we have vacuum toilets.
Christ, it was satisfying. |  |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:35 - Mar 24 with 1954 views | giant_stow |
| Friday poo tribute post on 12:24 - Mar 24 by textbackup |
You weird cnts keep this sort of stuff on wotb |
love you too sweetcheeks. Good poo today? | |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:36 - Mar 24 with 1951 views | giant_stow |
| Friday poo tribute post on 12:24 - Mar 24 by Lord_Lucan |
I tend to splatter the pan but when I was on Oramorph I had my first solid poo for 20 years.
I didn't like it. |
hard ones are no fun. | |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:38 - Mar 24 with 1941 views | WeWereZombies |
It was on Tuesday I think that I achieved the biggest turd I have ever pushed out in my almost sixty two years of life, nice to know that some of our attainments can come in later life. Not much effort and flushed first time, only needed a couple of sheets for a wipe - practically nothing there - more for convention than necessity really.
When, as kids, we used to play on the building site that is now The Man On The Moon and surrounding estate one of our japes was to have a quiet crap in the trenches that had been dug for the footings, the result would then be reviewed by the rest of the gang. One of mine got the comment 'Christ, you must have been wanting to go for weeks!'
And then in my late twenties I was on holiday in Cornwall, do you ever find that travelling and being in an unfamiliar place has a delaying effect upon your motions?, visiting the Barbara Hepworth Gallery in St. Ives when I finally felt things move. Having found the outside loo arrangement there I caught up on three days or so but it wouldn't flush. After four or five cistern refills I started to worry about the grief I was going to get from the wife for taking so long and, never done this before or since, just left it. Five minutes later I saw the very posh lady from the entrance desk scuttling across the yard with a bucket - did I feel guilty? Well no, in fact I had a little snigger to myself, that was the 1980s for you.
Perhaps Tuesday's was not the best ever and it is my memory that is the sign of my age. [Post edited 24 Mar 2017 12:41]
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:46 - Mar 24 with 1910 views | giant_stow |
| Friday poo tribute post on 12:38 - Mar 24 by WeWereZombies |
It was on Tuesday I think that I achieved the biggest turd I have ever pushed out in my almost sixty two years of life, nice to know that some of our attainments can come in later life. Not much effort and flushed first time, only needed a couple of sheets for a wipe - practically nothing there - more for convention than necessity really.
When, as kids, we used to play on the building site that is now The Man On The Moon and surrounding estate one of our japes was to have a quiet crap in the trenches that had been dug for the footings, the result would then be reviewed by the rest of the gang. One of mine got the comment 'Christ, you must have been wanting to go for weeks!'
And then in my late twenties I was on holiday in Cornwall, do you ever find that travelling and being in an unfamiliar place has a delaying effect upon your motions?, visiting the Barbara Hepworth Gallery in St. Ives when I finally felt things move. Having found the outside loo arrangement there I caught up on three days or so but it wouldn't flush. After four or five cistern refills I started to worry about the grief I was going to get from the wife for taking so long and, never done this before or since, just left it. Five minutes later I saw the very posh lady from the entrance desk scuttling across the yard with a bucket - did I feel guilty? Well no, in fact I had a little snigger to myself, that was the 1980s for you.
Perhaps Tuesday's was not the best ever and it is my memory that is the sign of my age. [Post edited 24 Mar 2017 12:41]
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"more for convention than necessity really" - lol! | |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 12:49 - Mar 24 with 1896 views | WeWereZombies |
| Friday poo tribute post on 12:46 - Mar 24 by giant_stow |
"more for convention than necessity really" - lol! |
I think I was wearing white underpants that day as well - I would have found out later if I had economised. | |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 13:05 - Mar 24 with 1860 views | MJallday |
rather interesting evacuation last night. definately sizeable, quite a lot of turtle heading out of the water, ripe aftertones and a satisfying sound.
i was expecting extrenous amounts to be left behind on bum cheeks, but after throughly wiping, nothing left behind.
a satisfying job all round
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| Friday poo tribute post on 13:07 - Mar 24 with 1844 views | bluewein |
I think I've had the exact opposite poo. Probably went for my quickest one ever today. Been a bit down and hitting the cider this week and it finally caught up with me.
Told my work mate I was going for a tom, thinking I'd be gone a while. Well, it just fell out. Like, literally my colon just said "I don't need this sh1t, (pun intended) just get out already."
You know that famous photo of the St Valentines day massacre? Picture that, except there's no dead bodies (well... there maybe now) and the blood is poo. The sting of the ring was one of the worst in living memory as well. Like some one had decided for a joke to put some deep heat in your pants, only for them to change their mind and thought "Sod it. Let's just ram the entire tube up his rectum. #bantz"
And all this in the space of roughly 2 minutes. If that doesn't make the 2018 World records book, then I've failed in life. |  |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 14:17 - Mar 24 with 1768 views | GeoffSentence |
Sounds like a type 4
am I right? |  |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 15:18 - Mar 24 with 1708 views | MJallday |
| Friday poo tribute post on 14:17 - Mar 24 by GeoffSentence |
Sounds like a type 4
am I right? |
i think mine was a type 3, going into 4 - which is funny as i usually go between 2 and 3
the lady that lives there isnt very happy | |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 15:24 - Mar 24 with 1690 views | GeoffSentence |
| Friday poo tribute post on 15:18 - Mar 24 by MJallday |
i think mine was a type 3, going into 4 - which is funny as i usually go between 2 and 3
the lady that lives there isnt very happy |
A lady lives in your toilet? | |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 15:45 - Mar 24 with 1668 views | RollsReuser |
I like those that don't break till it hits the water, which is quite an achievement when you are on the 5M diving board at the local swimming pool |  |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 19:05 - Mar 24 with 1566 views | caught-in-limbo |
Crap thread. |  |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 19:59 - Mar 24 with 1511 views | Lord_Lucan |
Years ago there used to be a regular Friday poo thread | |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 20:02 - Mar 24 with 1500 views | J2BLUE |
An easy and dare I say pleasant passing today. Bonus points for the refreshing and I assume cleansing splash back. Minimal clean up required and I was out of the pit stop in near record time.
10/10 today. |  |
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| Friday poo tribute post on 20:10 - Mar 24 with 1486 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| Friday poo tribute post on 19:59 - Mar 24 by Lord_Lucan |
Years ago there used to be a regular Friday poo thread |
Hah
Who used to do it? |  |
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