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My mate who has a sauce in the club 14:44 - Apr 22 with 4747 viewswkj

reckons ketchup on a portman pie is an abomination

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 14:47 - Apr 22 with 2495 viewsWeWereZombies

And he reckons anyone who must vote liberal is a mustard?

Probably one for the 2017/18 seasoning...

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 14:49 - Apr 22 with 2485 viewsBluebell

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 14:47 - Apr 22 by WeWereZombies

And he reckons anyone who must vote liberal is a mustard?

Probably one for the 2017/18 seasoning...


It's about thyme we discussed that.
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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 14:56 - Apr 22 with 2468 viewswkj

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 14:49 - Apr 22 by Bluebell

It's about thyme we discussed that.


That'd be a spicey conversation

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 15:03 - Apr 22 with 2454 viewsRyorry

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 14:56 - Apr 22 by wkj

That'd be a spicey conversation


Best ar-chivesd methinks

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 15:12 - Apr 22 with 2438 viewsWeWereZombies

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 15:03 - Apr 22 by Ryorry

Best ar-chivesd methinks


All the TWTD sages here this afternoon...

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 15:17 - Apr 22 with 2428 viewsBluebell

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 15:12 - Apr 22 by WeWereZombies

All the TWTD sages here this afternoon...


Sages eh? That's rubbing salt in the wound.
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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 15:33 - Apr 22 with 2401 viewsBinner

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 15:12 - Apr 22 by WeWereZombies

All the TWTD sages here this afternoon...


You said that with relish...
[Post edited 22 Apr 2017 16:02]

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:01 - Apr 22 with 2347 viewsWeWereZombies

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 15:17 - Apr 22 by Bluebell

Sages eh? That's rubbing salt in the wound.


When Gav offered you that bunch of flowers in the chat room, was he asking you to pickalilli?

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:03 - Apr 22 with 2337 viewsconnorscontract

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:01 - Apr 22 by WeWereZombies

When Gav offered you that bunch of flowers in the chat room, was he asking you to pickalilli?


That's the most oreganol pun so far.
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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:07 - Apr 22 with 2324 viewsWeWereZombies

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:03 - Apr 22 by connorscontract

That's the most oreganol pun so far.


I'm only doing it to curry favour in case I get a talking to from the ref - I can't remember what card am on...

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:10 - Apr 22 with 2313 viewsRyorry

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:01 - Apr 22 by WeWereZombies

When Gav offered you that bunch of flowers in the chat room, was he asking you to pickalilli?


Well I'm deeply offended now, as there don't seem to be any flowers from Gav cumin to me :(

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:26 - Apr 22 with 2294 viewsWeWereZombies

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:10 - Apr 22 by Ryorry

Well I'm deeply offended now, as there don't seem to be any flowers from Gav cumin to me :(


You are not alone. For example, there do not seem to be any To, emm, eric....

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:32 - Apr 22 with 2282 viewshoppy

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:03 - Apr 22 by connorscontract

That's the most oreganol pun so far.


There's been a few peppering this thread so far.

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:33 - Apr 22 with 2277 viewsWeWereZombies

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:32 - Apr 22 by hoppy

There's been a few peppering this thread so far.


Oh, I think you have tackled that with a nutmeg...

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:38 - Apr 22 with 2265 viewshoppy

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:26 - Apr 22 by WeWereZombies

You are not alone. For example, there do not seem to be any To, emm, eric....


I've cina mmony lot in my time, but they're the worst for it...once you get pars Ley, anyway.

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:40 - Apr 22 with 2258 viewshoppy

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:10 - Apr 22 by Ryorry

Well I'm deeply offended now, as there don't seem to be any flowers from Gav cumin to me :(


Has he given you the cold shoulder, well chilli, if not actually cold?

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:43 - Apr 22 with 2242 viewsWeWereZombies

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:38 - Apr 22 by hoppy

I've cina mmony lot in my time, but they're the worst for it...once you get pars Ley, anyway.


OK, a bit tired now. I had quite a few last night, in fact I was still drunk this morning so I rose merry...

And I have a bit of a cold too, so undill later...

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:47 - Apr 22 with 2237 viewsRyorry

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:33 - Apr 22 by WeWereZombies

Oh, I think you have tackled that with a nutmeg...


Caught in possession whilst dill-ying and dallying on the aniseed ball ...

Talking of which I'll get me coat as the mutt needs walking ...

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:53 - Apr 22 with 2228 viewsRyorry

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:40 - Apr 22 by hoppy

Has he given you the cold shoulder, well chilli, if not actually cold?


Not in any Marjoram way, but even so .. :(

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 18:18 - Apr 22 with 2207 viewswkj

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 17:53 - Apr 22 by Ryorry

Not in any Marjoram way, but even so .. :(


Maybe he is being a little salty

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 18:29 - Apr 22 with 2191 viewshoppy

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 18:18 - Apr 22 by wkj

Maybe he is being a little salty


He won't thank you for saying so... most people that have said tarragon now...

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 18:44 - Apr 22 with 2179 viewsjeera

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 18:18 - Apr 22 by wkj

Maybe he is being a little salty


Gav just likes to keep them at bay.

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 19:12 - Apr 22 with 2164 viewsBluebell

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 18:44 - Apr 22 by jeera

Gav just likes to keep them at bay.


Don't worry about Gav, he makes a mint out of this forum.
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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 02:32 - Apr 23 with 2089 viewswkj

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 19:12 - Apr 22 by Bluebell

Don't worry about Gav, he makes a mint out of this forum.


He needs to, I mean, He has to fund the upkeep of his Saffron Walden tax haven
[Post edited 23 Apr 2017 2:34]

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My mate who has a sauce in the club on 07:22 - Apr 23 with 2034 viewshoppy

My mate who has a sauce in the club on 02:32 - Apr 23 by wkj

He needs to, I mean, He has to fund the upkeep of his Saffron Walden tax haven
[Post edited 23 Apr 2017 2:34]


Fawlty Towers?

Oh, no... Gav's place is TWTD Towers, isn't it? I was thinking of Basil...

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