| Blokes on spa days with their missus 14:35 - Apr 24 with 4734 views | artsbossbeard |
Is there ever such a soul destroying sight than this?
Grown men in robes & slippers aimlessly following their other halves around. "ooh, John, hurry up, we've got our Indian Head Massage at 2, finish your kale smoothie".
Whilst she's relaxing, do a spin class or bench some weight in the gym, better still, do her a favour and give your day pass to her best friend and have a proper day off.
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 14:37 - Apr 24 with 3210 views | Steve_M |
A post that begs the question as to how you became aware of these individuals. |  |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 14:38 - Apr 24 with 3202 views | artsbossbeard |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 14:37 - Apr 24 by Steve_M |
A post that begs the question as to how you became aware of these individuals. |
A fair question indeed!
My gym offers spa packages and I witnessed these shuffling carcasses first hand at lunch time today. | |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 14:40 - Apr 24 with 3178 views | PrideOfTheEast |
Couldn't agree more. I just buy them for her and a friend. |  | | |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 14:41 - Apr 24 with 3164 views | vapour_trail |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 14:38 - Apr 24 by artsbossbeard |
A fair question indeed!
My gym offers spa packages and I witnessed these shuffling carcasses first hand at lunch time today. |
You've just been on a weekend spa break with Ms Beard haven't you! |  |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 14:42 - Apr 24 with 3159 views | JohnWarksTash |
For one of my birthdays my (ex) wife bought me a half day spa experience for us to do together.
Suffice to say she was less than pleased that I spent four hours fast asleep on a 'relaxation bench' (beach lounger thingy).
I wouldn't go again if I am being honest...... |  | | |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 14:42 - Apr 24 with 3152 views | artsbossbeard |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 14:41 - Apr 24 by vapour_trail |
You've just been on a weekend spa break with Ms Beard haven't you! |
I've had two week om holiday with her and two long haul flights.
I understand these things. | |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 15:21 - Apr 24 with 3012 views | MJallday |
unless youve been cupped, youve never lived. |  |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 15:27 - Apr 24 with 2986 views | itfcjoe |
I don't mind a day at a spa facility - hot tubs, saunas and the like, but once treatments are getting involved then it's a big no from me. |  |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 16:32 - Apr 24 with 2818 views | hoppy |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 15:21 - Apr 24 by MJallday |
unless youve been cupped, youve never lived. |
You are Callum, and I claim my £5. |  |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 16:37 - Apr 24 with 2796 views | MJallday |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 16:32 - Apr 24 by hoppy |
You are Callum, and I claim my £5. |
youve never been cupped? | |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 16:46 - Apr 24 with 2762 views | hoppy |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 16:37 - Apr 24 by MJallday |
youve never been cupped? |
Not to my knowledge. I am a heavy sleeper though. | |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 16:57 - Apr 24 with 2717 views | Benters |
'spin class' pfft |  |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 16:58 - Apr 24 with 2702 views | artsbossbeard |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 16:57 - Apr 24 by Benters |
'spin class' pfft |
An hour of hell, Benters and I've stood on a wasp today too.
I know pain. | |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 17:01 - Apr 24 with 2685 views | hoppy |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 16:58 - Apr 24 by artsbossbeard |
An hour of hell, Benters and I've stood on a wasp today too.
I know pain. |
Do you have stabilisers on?
Is it not otherwise known as 'freewheeling'? | |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 17:04 - Apr 24 with 2665 views | artsbossbeard |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 17:01 - Apr 24 by hoppy |
Do you have stabilisers on?
Is it not otherwise known as 'freewheeling'? |
Ah! You've just inadvertently pointed out the difference between a spin bike and a normal bike.
A spin bike doesn't freewheel so as soon as you stop peddling, the wheel stops turning. Catches a few out on their first time.
https://spinipswich.co.uk/
This place is supposed to be really good. I'll lend you a headband. | |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 17:21 - Apr 24 with 2590 views | Benters |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 16:58 - Apr 24 by artsbossbeard |
An hour of hell, Benters and I've stood on a wasp today too.
I know pain. |
Have you ever been stung when on the saddle ? | |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 17:22 - Apr 24 with 2582 views | artsbossbeard |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 17:21 - Apr 24 by Benters |
Have you ever been stung when on the saddle ? |
Yep! On the neck, hurt like hell!
You? | |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 17:24 - Apr 24 with 2577 views | BackToRussia |
Seems a bit insecure to me. |  |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 18:40 - Apr 24 with 2465 views | Herbivore |
I bloody love a good spa. What's not to like about a massage and a dip in a hot tub? |  |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 18:49 - Apr 24 with 2432 views | MJallday |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 18:40 - Apr 24 by Herbivore |
I bloody love a good spa. What's not to like about a massage and a dip in a hot tub? |
the bloke whos doing it to you? | |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 18:57 - Apr 24 with 2412 views | Reuser_is_God |
Sounds like you've been going to the wrong sort of 'spas' buh. |  |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 19:12 - Apr 24 with 2372 views | Herbivore |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 18:49 - Apr 24 by MJallday |
the bloke whos doing it to you? |
Always been women in my experience. | |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 20:04 - Apr 24 with 2301 views | Plums |
Ikea in dressing gowns |  |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 20:40 - Apr 24 with 2253 views | Mullet |
| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 16:46 - Apr 24 by hoppy |
Not to my knowledge. I am a heavy sleeper though. |
Obviously didn't go to Burton. The stewards seem to learn their trade at Guantanamo. |  |
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| Blokes on spa days with their missus on 21:01 - Apr 24 with 2211 views | unstableblue |
"ooh, John, hurry up, we've got our Indian Head Massage at 2, finish your kale smoothie".
That's the most factual and amusing thing you've ever posted on this board!
Your thread has also allowed me to agree with Herbivore and Joe, and in the case of the former that's a miracle - I like a good spa me.
When I played football to an OK level in Hongkers Bonkers in front of 55,000 people (ooooh ooooh look at me, albeit this is true, perhaps only due to playing on a pitch in the centre of a race course), anyway when the game was concluded our team would split in two - one group would head to a more salubrious establishment, with hot and cold tubs, and ladies walking on your backs, and unbelievably fags and beer on tap; the other half went to a place with a slightly happier finish!!!
Rest assured ABB I was in the former group.
Funnily enough my early TWTD moniker back then was 'ABB'
Anyway enough of these pleasantries.... admit to the folly of the Rotherham team selection! DO IT! |  |
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