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Question. 09:31 - Apr 25 with 4530 viewsBlueBadger

It's my birthday today and I'm stuck home waiting on a plumber. What time is it acceptable to start drinking even if he hasn't turned up?

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Question. on 13:32 - Apr 25 by J2BLUE

He's ripping his nan off for £30 and a roast as well.


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Question. on 13:35 - Apr 25 with 1679 viewsThe_Romford_Grandad

on 13:34 - Apr 25 by _



my dear wife wouldn't do such a thing
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Question. on 10:22 - Apr 25 by jeera

Sounds like a low budget porn film.


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Question. on 13:35 - Apr 25 by The_Romford_Grandad

my dear wife wouldn't do such a thing


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Question. on 13:38 - Apr 25 with 1675 viewsThe_Romford_Grandad

on 13:37 - Apr 25 by _



if he don't get a move on with my garden I'll put flipping miracle grow on his dinner
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Question. on 13:38 - Apr 25 by The_Romford_Grandad

if he don't get a move on with my garden I'll put flipping miracle grow on his dinner


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Question. on 13:47 - Apr 25 with 1649 viewsbluewein

Happy Birthday Badger.

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Question. on 13:47 - Apr 25 with 1655 viewsThe_Romford_Grandad

on 13:40 - Apr 25 by _



my grandson is always on about bentley or bentas, something like that anyway.

do you have his number? i imagine it'll be a bit of a journey for him though, perhaps he can get a ride in taxi?
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Question. on 13:49 - Apr 25 with 1648 viewsbluewein

Question. on 13:47 - Apr 25 by The_Romford_Grandad

my grandson is always on about bentley or bentas, something like that anyway.

do you have his number? i imagine it'll be a bit of a journey for him though, perhaps he can get a ride in taxi?
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"perhaps he can get a ride in taxi?"

Please say you're from Yorkshire, and not trying to conjure up a terrible image for people...

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Question. on 13:50 - Apr 25 with 1646 viewsJ2BLUE

Question. on 13:38 - Apr 25 by The_Romford_Grandad

if he don't get a move on with my garden I'll put flipping miracle grow on his dinner


That's what he's putting on your lawn to get more cash. Look at him out the window, standing there...look at his shifty little eyes...

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Question. on 13:54 - Apr 25 with 1644 viewsThe_Romford_Grandad

Question. on 13:49 - Apr 25 by bluewein

"perhaps he can get a ride in taxi?"

Please say you're from Yorkshire, and not trying to conjure up a terrible image for people...


i'm not from bloody yorkshire
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Question. on 13:55 - Apr 25 with 1638 viewsStokieBlue

It's been 4 hours - you p*ssed yet?

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Question. on 13:56 - Apr 25 with 1634 viewsbluewein

Question. on 13:50 - Apr 25 by J2BLUE

That's what he's putting on your lawn to get more cash. Look at him out the window, standing there...look at his shifty little eyes...


I'm assuming "shifty" was an auto correct...

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Question. on 15:29 - Apr 25 with 1609 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Question. on 13:32 - Apr 25 by The_Romford_Grandad

mow my lawn you scrote


All finished

2 and a half hours for £30 and a roast dinner



Nan said you'll be in from work early today. So get off this site and hurry up

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Question. on 15:35 - Apr 25 with 1603 viewsJ2BLUE

Question. on 15:29 - Apr 25 by The_Romford_Blue

All finished

2 and a half hours for £30 and a roast dinner



Nan said you'll be in from work early today. So get off this site and hurry up


How much is the tax on these gardens when you do your self assessment Rommers?

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Question. on 18:23 - Apr 25 with 1576 viewsRyorry

Happy Birthday, what's left of it.

You're probably OK to start drinking now if you haven't already - have one on me

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Question. on 18:28 - Apr 25 with 1574 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Question. on 15:35 - Apr 25 by J2BLUE

How much is the tax on these gardens when you do your self assessment Rommers?



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Question. on 18:38 - Apr 25 with 1563 viewsjeera

Question. on 15:35 - Apr 25 by J2BLUE

How much is the tax on these gardens when you do your self assessment Rommers?


What's 20% of a roast dinner?

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Question. on 19:22 - Apr 25 with 1546 viewsNewcyBlue

Question. on 18:38 - Apr 25 by jeera

What's 20% of a roast dinner?


Well Rommy has onion rings, so god knows what else he has.

"Nan gets me the special chicken from KFC" would not surprise me.

A KFC roast dinner.

So probably baked beans is 20% of his roast dinner!

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Question. on 19:24 - Apr 25 with 1542 viewsJ2BLUE

Question. on 19:22 - Apr 25 by NewcyBlue

Well Rommy has onion rings, so god knows what else he has.

"Nan gets me the special chicken from KFC" would not surprise me.

A KFC roast dinner.

So probably baked beans is 20% of his roast dinner!


KFC is the most overrated crap in the world.

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Question. on 19:32 - Apr 25 with 1534 viewsNewcyBlue

Question. on 19:24 - Apr 25 by J2BLUE

KFC is the most overrated crap in the world.


Next you will be saying you don't eat hot dogs when you go to the foot..... Nevermind

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Question. on 19:36 - Apr 25 with 1524 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Question. on 19:24 - Apr 25 by J2BLUE

KFC is the most overrated crap in the world.


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