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I'm in the pub watching the Manchester derby. My eyes are a bit rubbish so I can't see how long there is to go. Behind the bar is the landlady and a male barman, I can never remember the barman's name so I shout "Oi, what's the time on this". The barman correctly answers 82 mins whilst the landlady in unison declares its twenty to ten.
Yet another reason women shouldn't be allowed in a pub. Even landladys.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.