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Lard Arse Drink-Drive Shocker - Ipswich Town News

Town fans were today coming to terms with the news that former Town striking star Neil Gregory has been convicted of drink-driving. The porcine Canvey Island player appeared in Ipswich Magistrates Court yesterday where he was fined £400 and ordered to pay costs of £55. He was banned for 18 months. Who'd have thought it, a footballer getting caught drink-driving...

Stories today report a crackdown on standing at Premiership grounds with Manchester United being warned that they face sections of their ground being shut if they don't control their continually upright fans. Town officials are keeping an eye on the situation, but we doubt anything serious will come of it and come August 22nd we'll all be doing that stand up/sit down thing we've got so used to.

James Scowcroft came through last night's game at Leyton Orient OK and he will play against Alkmaar on Saturday.

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