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Ultimate Ipswich Player 20:31 - Jul 28 with 727 viewsOle_Pablo_Ole

If you could mix and match different parts of various Town players from the past to create the ultimate Ipswich player, what would you choose?

Just an example:

Brain: Pablo Counago
Head (for heading purposes): Alan Lee
Upper body: Shefki Kuqi
Legs: Darren Bent
Feet: Dos Santos
Heart and lungs: Matt Holland

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:32 - Jul 28 with 705 viewsJ2BLUE

Flawed.

Bent's legs couldn't hold up Shefki's upper body.

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:35 - Jul 28 with 697 viewsOle_Pablo_Ole

I'm sure there would be complications putting Matt Holland's internal organs inside Shefki's body too, but its just for fun!

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:39 - Jul 28 with 691 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Would the worst be:

Sam Parkin's head
Michael Chopra's Brain (or even one or two of the legends for that matter!)
Upper body: Mick Stockwell
Ulrich Le Pen's legs
Feet of Manu Thetis
Heart and Lungs of (struggling here): Mich D'Avray?

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:40 - Jul 28 with 683 viewsgainsboroughblue

Parts of Beattie must be in there.
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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:40 - Jul 28 with 680 viewsBlueBadger

Whose forearms?

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:41 - Jul 28 with 676 viewsGavTWTD

Brain: Dozzell
Head (for heading purposes): Mariner
Loyalty: Stockwell
Bravery: Humes
Everything else: Taricco

I was going to put Taricco for everything, but I'm not sure he'd be the bester headererer of the ball. Naylor should be in there, but not sure what.

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:43 - Jul 28 with 667 viewsKeno

Paul Mariners hair?

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:44 - Jul 28 with 664 viewsKeno

Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:41 - Jul 28 by GavTWTD

Brain: Dozzell
Head (for heading purposes): Mariner
Loyalty: Stockwell
Bravery: Humes
Everything else: Taricco

I was going to put Taricco for everything, but I'm not sure he'd be the bester headererer of the ball. Naylor should be in there, but not sure what.


Naylor for soul

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:44 - Jul 28 with 663 viewsbontcho

Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:39 - Jul 28 by Nthsuffolkblue

Would the worst be:

Sam Parkin's head
Michael Chopra's Brain (or even one or two of the legends for that matter!)
Upper body: Mick Stockwell
Ulrich Le Pen's legs
Feet of Manu Thetis
Heart and Lungs of (struggling here): Mich D'Avray?


Heart and lungs of Lee Chapman?

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:46 - Jul 28 with 663 viewsKeno

Muhrens left foot, obviously

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Ultimate Ipswich on 20:57 - Jul 28 with 647 viewsJohn_Warks_Willy

Brain: Stockwell
Head (for heading purposes): Stockwell
Upper body: Stockwell
Legs: Stockwell
Feet: Stockwell
Heart and lungs: Stockwell
Tenacity: Stockwell
DIY Skills: Stockwell
Lungs: Stockwell
Loyalty: Stockwell
Fingers: Stockwell
Toes: Stockwell
Eyes: Stockwell
Ears: Stockwell
Knees: Stockwell
Shins: Stockwell
Speed: Stockwell
Balls: Stockwell
[Post edited 28 Jul 2013 20:57]

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:59 - Jul 28 with 639 viewsinsignificants

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 21:01 - Jul 28 with 633 viewsOle_Pablo_Ole

Ultimate Ipswich Player on 20:39 - Jul 28 by Nthsuffolkblue

Would the worst be:

Sam Parkin's head
Michael Chopra's Brain (or even one or two of the legends for that matter!)
Upper body: Mick Stockwell
Ulrich Le Pen's legs
Feet of Manu Thetis
Heart and Lungs of (struggling here): Mich D'Avray?


You forgot Drissa Diallo's hands and feet. Awful throw ins and generally awful on the ball

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 21:01 - Jul 28 with 632 viewsGavTWTD

Overhead kickinessocity: Bontcho
Timing: Wark

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Ultimate Ipswich on 21:03 - Jul 28 with 630 viewsGavTWTD

Ultimate Ipswich on 20:57 - Jul 28 by John_Warks_Willy

Brain: Stockwell
Head (for heading purposes): Stockwell
Upper body: Stockwell
Legs: Stockwell
Feet: Stockwell
Heart and lungs: Stockwell
Tenacity: Stockwell
DIY Skills: Stockwell
Lungs: Stockwell
Loyalty: Stockwell
Fingers: Stockwell
Toes: Stockwell
Eyes: Stockwell
Ears: Stockwell
Knees: Stockwell
Shins: Stockwell
Speed: Stockwell
Balls: Stockwell
[Post edited 28 Jul 2013 20:57]


Maybe this should be in a new thread, but if you had to choose 11 of 1 player, who'd it be? I think Stockwell might be it.

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(No subject) (n/t) on 21:05 - Jul 28 with 623 viewsvictorywilhappen

[Post edited 30 Jul 2013 3:45]
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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 21:05 - Jul 28 with 619 viewsJohn_Warks_Willy

Ability to run really fast with your head down sometimes with the ball straight off the pitch: Paz

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(No subject) (n/t) on 21:06 - Jul 28 with 618 viewsvictorywilhappen

[Post edited 30 Jul 2013 3:45]
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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 21:07 - Jul 28 with 611 viewsGavTWTD

Ultimate Ipswich Player on 21:05 - Jul 28 by John_Warks_Willy

Ability to run really fast with your head down sometimes with the ball straight off the pitch: Paz


Maybe somebody other than Wark for his willy.

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Ultimate Ipswich on 21:09 - Jul 28 with 605 viewsJohn_Warks_Willy

Ultimate Ipswich on 21:03 - Jul 28 by GavTWTD

Maybe this should be in a new thread, but if you had to choose 11 of 1 player, who'd it be? I think Stockwell might be it.


I genuinely loved that man....my childhood hero....he was one of us.

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 21:11 - Jul 28 with 600 viewsJohn_Warks_Willy

Ultimate Ipswich Player on 21:07 - Jul 28 by GavTWTD

Maybe somebody other than Wark for his willy.


Ha....it's going to take some pretty impressive stats to knock Wark off the top of that particular category....

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 21:15 - Jul 28 with 594 viewsbontcho

Ultimate Ipswich Player on 21:01 - Jul 28 by GavTWTD

Overhead kickinessocity: Bontcho
Timing: Wark


Why Thank you Mr Gav. Surely composure too (think World Cup penalty shoot out).

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 21:15 - Jul 28 with 592 viewsJohn_Warks_Willy

Spending ability: Chopra

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Ultimate Ipswich Player on 21:28 - Jul 28 with 577 viewsMarinerisGod

Surely lungs would be Westlake being that he had 3.

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