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Large cod and chips twice... 18:41 - May 30 with 3216 viewscrunchie1978

How much will that be please Jeremy?

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Large cod and chips twice... on 18:51 - May 30 with 3187 viewsVic

"That will be, errrm, that will be - no actually you can't have large cod. I will only give you sausage and chips. You earn to much and the large cod is reserved for those who can't afford it. In fact, give me the sausage and share the chips round."

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Large cod and chips twice... on 19:04 - May 30 with 3148 viewsfactual_blue

How will you pay for the cod teresa?

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Large cod and chips twice... on 19:07 - May 30 with 3147 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Large cod and chips twice... on 19:04 - May 30 by factual_blue

How will you pay for the cod teresa?


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Large cod and chips twice... on 19:21 - May 30 with 3114 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Large cod and chips twice... on 19:04 - May 30 by factual_blue

How will you pay for the cod teresa?


Sorry we haven't actually priced the menu yet.....oh and the menu is subject to change!

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Large cod and chips twice... on 19:26 - May 30 with 3094 viewsJ2BLUE

It will be £14.50 please. We are an establishment which actually pays our staff a fair wage and therefore the cost is slightly higher to you. Please be assured this fair wage makes our staff work to the very best of their ability so your fish and chips will be the best in the county.

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Large cod and chips twice... on 19:27 - May 30 with 3082 viewsWD19

Large cod and chips twice... on 19:26 - May 30 by J2BLUE

It will be £14.50 please. We are an establishment which actually pays our staff a fair wage and therefore the cost is slightly higher to you. Please be assured this fair wage makes our staff work to the very best of their ability so your fish and chips will be the best in the county.


£14.50!? Sod that. I'm going to the Indian.
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Large cod and chips twice... on 19:29 - May 30 with 3077 viewsJ2BLUE

Large cod and chips twice... on 19:27 - May 30 by WD19

£14.50!? Sod that. I'm going to the Indian.


I have no idea how much it would be, I never buy fish and chips. I just took a guess and added a premium.

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Large cod and chips twice... on 19:48 - May 30 with 3045 viewsLuk38644

Large cod and chips twice... on 19:26 - May 30 by J2BLUE

It will be £14.50 please. We are an establishment which actually pays our staff a fair wage and therefore the cost is slightly higher to you. Please be assured this fair wage makes our staff work to the very best of their ability so your fish and chips will be the best in the county.


£14.50?!

Fecking hell mate, even Aldeburgh isn't that expensive!
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Large cod and chips twice... on 19:53 - May 30 with 3023 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Large cod and chips twice... on 19:27 - May 30 by WD19

£14.50!? Sod that. I'm going to the Indian.


The Indian are paying a living wage too....you are welcome however to pop to India for your meal.

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Large cod and chips twice... on 19:57 - May 30 with 3003 viewsFtnfwest

Large cod and chips twice... on 19:26 - May 30 by J2BLUE

It will be £14.50 please. We are an establishment which actually pays our staff a fair wage and therefore the cost is slightly higher to you. Please be assured this fair wage makes our staff work to the very best of their ability so your fish and chips will be the best in the county.


How come there's a closing down sign in the window?
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Large cod and chips twice... on 19:58 - May 30 with 2994 viewsWD19

Large cod and chips twice... on 19:53 - May 30 by BanksterDebtSlave

The Indian are paying a living wage too....you are welcome however to pop to India for your meal.


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Large cod and chips twice... on 20:01 - May 30 with 2983 viewstiptreeblue

Large cod and chips twice... on 19:26 - May 30 by J2BLUE

It will be £14.50 please. We are an establishment which actually pays our staff a fair wage and therefore the cost is slightly higher to you. Please be assured this fair wage makes our staff work to the very best of their ability so your fish and chips will be the best in the county.


at that price i think you`ve haddock, i did that joke just for the halibut
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Large cod and chips twice... on 20:01 - May 30 with 2981 viewscrunchie1978

Large cod and chips twice... on 18:51 - May 30 by Vic

"That will be, errrm, that will be - no actually you can't have large cod. I will only give you sausage and chips. You earn to much and the large cod is reserved for those who can't afford it. In fact, give me the sausage and share the chips round."


Ahhh I see your well off...like you said...large cod reserved for the needy....savloy...small chips and a bag of scraps for you Tory boy!
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Large cod and chips twice... on 20:03 - May 30 with 2963 viewscrunchie1978

Large cod and chips twice... on 20:01 - May 30 by tiptreeblue

at that price i think you`ve haddock, i did that joke just for the halibut
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Vote Labour....end up at a better plaice.
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Large cod and chips twice... on 20:25 - May 30 with 2900 viewsJ2BLUE

Large cod and chips twice... on 19:57 - May 30 by Ftnfwest

How come there's a closing down sign in the window?


There isn't. You're misreading it from your place at the end of the 15 person queue.

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He'll means test it..... on 20:26 - May 30 with 2900 viewsBloots

....it'll be £50 if you earn over £40K.

£20 if you earn over £25K.

And free if you can't be bothered to get off your fat arse and do some work.

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Large cod and chips twice... on 20:34 - May 30 with 2869 viewsFtnfwest

Large cod and chips twice... on 20:25 - May 30 by J2BLUE

There isn't. You're misreading it from your place at the end of the 15 person queue.


Yes you're right, someone called Diane Abbott has just joined the queue and told me that a large cod and chips is £1.45, see you in a bit!
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Large cod and chips twice... on 20:42 - May 30 with 2856 viewsSwansea_Blue

Large cod and chips twice... on 20:34 - May 30 by Ftnfwest

Yes you're right, someone called Diane Abbott has just joined the queue and told me that a large cod and chips is £1.45, see you in a bit!


If Diane Abbott's joined the queue already you've got no chance of getting any. Fish n chips that is. If you're called Jeremy other things may still be on the menu.

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Large cod and chips twice... on 20:44 - May 30 with 2844 viewsSwansea_Blue

Large cod and chips twice... on 19:53 - May 30 by BanksterDebtSlave

The Indian are paying a living wage too....you are welcome however to pop to India for your meal.


You might have to soon if you want an Indian, once we've hounded all the horrible 'dark people' back to their nasty foreign homelands (even if they were born in Houndslow).

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