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I've had a Dragons Den moment. 14:52 - Jul 21 with 4396 viewsLord_Lucan

I've invented a tobacco station.

Before this I was using our retail counter as a rolling centre but the problem was that we also use the counter for packing Amazon orders and people end up with Golden Virginia stuck to their package. This solves the problem in one foul swoop.

I am seeking £500,000 for 2% of my business.


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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 14:57 - Jul 21 with 4361 viewsSteve_M

You should add a bottle holder for your beverage of choice to complete the job.

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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 15:01 - Jul 21 with 4346 viewsGlasgowBlue

Put me down for a pound. I think you are on to a winner here.

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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 16:30 - Jul 21 with 4241 viewsjeera

It's "fell" bud.

Liking the idea but before I invest I'd like to see a foldable pocket size version.

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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 16:32 - Jul 21 with 4235 viewsTownly

I'm out.
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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:09 - Jul 21 with 4184 viewsEdwardStone

My name is Duncan Bannatyne


And I'm oot
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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:14 - Jul 21 with 4167 viewsconnorscontract

Thank you. That was a really professional pitch. Now, could you give us your projected figures for the next three years, please?
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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:22 - Jul 21 with 4144 viewsconnorscontract

I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:14 - Jul 21 by connorscontract

Thank you. That was a really professional pitch. Now, could you give us your projected figures for the next three years, please?


Oh come on. Your figures. Your projected turnover and profit for the next three years?






This isn't good, is it?
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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:25 - Jul 21 with 4136 viewsconnorscontract

I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:22 - Jul 21 by connorscontract

Oh come on. Your figures. Your projected turnover and profit for the next three years?






This isn't good, is it?


No?

You ask me for fifty thousand pounds and you don't t even know your numbers!

I'm really quite angry.

This is so frustrating. It looked like a good business, but you're just not credible.

I'm out.
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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:30 - Jul 21 with 4118 viewsbluelagos

Nowhere near as good as my "Sh1t-in-a-tin" invention. Take an empty pringles box, turn it upside town, that'll be £5 please.

Perfect for anyone at a festival who needs a sh1t but doesn't fancy the queue for the bogs.

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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:38 - Jul 21 with 4098 viewsconnorscontract

I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:30 - Jul 21 by bluelagos

Nowhere near as good as my "Sh1t-in-a-tin" invention. Take an empty pringles box, turn it upside town, that'll be £5 please.

Perfect for anyone at a festival who needs a sh1t but doesn't fancy the queue for the bogs.


And the Prawn ones are pink! You know, for girls!

#keepyourringpieceawayfrkmthextrahotchillitinthough #collateraldamage
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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:52 - Jul 21 with 4069 viewsLord_Lucan

I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:25 - Jul 21 by connorscontract

No?

You ask me for fifty thousand pounds and you don't t even know your numbers!

I'm really quite angry.

This is so frustrating. It looked like a good business, but you're just not credible.

I'm out.



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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 11:22 - Jul 22 with 3893 viewsLord_Lucan

Tobacco station update.

In less than a day my new tobacco stationâ„¢ has saved almost enough product for a morning fag. Over the course of a year it will save ££££££'s and it is Eco Friendly too.

[Post edited 22 Jul 2017 11:25]

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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 06:59 - Jul 23 with 3777 viewsbenno1uk

I've been sitting here patiently listening to the others. I really like it. I think you are great. I think with my contacts I can help you get this into the big retailers. Have you thought of going down the licensing route? The potential is huge. I'm going to make you an offer. All of the money for 3% of the business. Or I'll split it 50:50 with Phil if he's interested.
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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 07:17 - Jul 23 with 3757 viewsJohnhoz

I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 17:09 - Jul 21 by EdwardStone

My name is Duncan Bannatyne


And I'm oot



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I've had a Dragons Den moment. on 09:13 - Jul 23 with 3671 viewsBinner

I'm a potential customer. I'm fed up with my housemate and her son using the kitchen worktop... Are you planning a deluxe model with grinder and other tranklements built in?

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