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Well I think my family may have..... 18:44 - Sep 20 with 4732 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

.......just won the most inappropriate song played at a funeral award.........it certainly made me smile !


it was preceded by.....



......any amusing anecdotes out there good people ?

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Well I think my family may have..... on 18:49 - Sep 20 with 4679 viewsPJH

One of my uncle's arranged his own funeral and he chose "Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye".

You really needed to have known him to fully appreciate it but it was perfect for him and his sense of humour.
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Well I think my family may have..... on 18:59 - Sep 20 with 4636 viewsPlums

My mate's coffin came into the church to this. The vicar had taken some persuading!

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Well I think my family may have..... on 19:06 - Sep 20 with 4597 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Well I think my family may have..... on 18:59 - Sep 20 by Plums

My mate's coffin came into the church to this. The vicar had taken some persuading!


Good tune and voodoo in church ......good effort !

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Well I think my family may have..... on 20:47 - Sep 20 with 4402 viewsnorth_stand77

My other half has it written in his wish list that Cockney Rebels 'Come up and see me, make me smile' is played at his funeral!
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Well I think my family may have..... on 20:56 - Sep 20 with 4363 viewsColin_Viljoen

My Mum had "always look at the bright side of life"
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Well I think my family may have..... on 21:28 - Sep 20 with 4287 viewsStenvict

My Dad had Heaven Can Wait by Meat Loaf

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Well I think my family may have..... on 22:04 - Sep 20 with 4201 viewsMelford

I'd like
or
or maybe

This is the ultimate funeral song. This is what will be playing when my withered corpse is carried in

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Well I think my family may have..... on 22:38 - Sep 20 with 4135 viewshochiblue

Well I think my family may have..... on 22:04 - Sep 20 by Melford

I'd like
or
or maybe

This is the ultimate funeral song. This is what will be playing when my withered corpse is carried in


I'm thinking of the 7 minute live version of Going Down Slow by Led Zeppelin. Not yet, of course.
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Well I think my family may have..... on 22:45 - Sep 20 with 4114 viewsWeWereZombies

Well I think my family may have..... on 18:49 - Sep 20 by PJH

One of my uncle's arranged his own funeral and he chose "Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye".

You really needed to have known him to fully appreciate it but it was perfect for him and his sense of humour.


Not a funeral song but there is a tombstone in the graveyard just before you get to Portree that just has a name, the dates and 'Comfortably Numb' written on it...

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Well I think my family may have..... on 22:47 - Sep 20 with 4107 viewsMelford

Well I think my family may have..... on 22:38 - Sep 20 by hochiblue

I'm thinking of the 7 minute live version of Going Down Slow by Led Zeppelin. Not yet, of course.


My dad picked this for my Nan's funeral. It was beautful when everybody joined in on the chorus.


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Well I think my family may have..... on 07:30 - Sep 21 with 3892 viewsPendejo

My dad has requested...



he is being cremated [when he pops his clogs, no immediate plans]

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Well I think my family may have..... on 08:10 - Sep 21 with 3813 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Well I think my family may have..... on 07:30 - Sep 21 by Pendejo

My dad has requested...



he is being cremated [when he pops his clogs, no immediate plans]


I've already asked my family for the following at my cremation.


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Well I think my family may have..... on 12:52 - Sep 21 with 3654 viewsSniegster

I want 'Livin' in a box' played first, then that "Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" song as my coffin disappears behind the curtains. I also want popcorn kernels packed into my mouth and nose to liven up the cremation process a bit.
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Well I think my family may have..... on 12:56 - Sep 21 with 3642 viewsStirlingArcher

My other half's dad was cremated
he had this request as his final song

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Well I think my family may have..... on 13:17 - Sep 21 with 3602 viewsbluewein

My Uncle got cremated to Great Balls of Fire. Always makes me smile no matter how many times I hear that song.

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