| Job Vacancy at TWTD 15:29 - Oct 18 with 10049 views | SpruceMoose |
Hurt Feelings Form Processing Officer
Salary Range:
£15.99 + VAT per hour
Hours: 87 Hours Per Week
Closing Date:
20 October, 2017 - 10:00
Due to increased sensitivity of forum members over the last month or so, we have the above vacancy for a Hurt Feelings Form Processing Officer to join the Customer Support Unit of Sprucemoose Customer Placation Services Inc., providing clerical and administrative support to TWTD.
Day to Day
Duties will include dealing with inquiries by Private Message from members of the TWTD Forum community. You will be solely responsible for the processing of form 'TW-1T - Record of Hurt Feelings and Blubbing', submitted by forum members when they take forum life far too seriously.
Other duties include deleting threads, administering bans, dealing with flouncing, and the occasional confirming or denying of 'Def Infos' as required by TWTD.
About You
You will have 1 A Level or 5 GCSE’s, or an NVQ Level 3 in Bannhammering, or 2 years qualitative experience as well as being used to dealing with flouncy right wing members of the public. You will have a clean non-Tory or UKIP voting record, or be willing to undergo realignment training at your own cost. You must have good computer and communications skills and demonstrate a customer-focussed and responsive approach that improves ban delivery.
For more information about this role please contact MarkTWTD at MarkTWTD@TWTD.co.uk
Interviews will be held week commencing 30th October 2017. The selection process will be an interview, a casting couch with J2BLUE and a political interrogation administered by Facters.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:32 - Oct 18 with 4552 views | NewcyBlue |
Casting couch with J2?! You don't want any applicants then.
What next? Packed Lunches provided by Rommy?! |  |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:34 - Oct 18 with 4535 views | bluewein |
"A casting couch with J2BLUE" How does anyone else fit on this couch...?
Also, how long is this political interrogation with Facters? Half an hour? An hour? 2? And is that purely 5 minutes of being questioned and the other 1 hr and 55 minutes wiping the drool from his chin..? |  |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:36 - Oct 18 with 4519 views | SpruceMoose |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:32 - Oct 18 by NewcyBlue |
Casting couch with J2?! You don't want any applicants then.
What next? Packed Lunches provided by Rommy?! |
Rommy is actually employed as an apprentice at our Special Preparatory And Catering Kindergarten. He's learning, slowly, but he can now identify legitimate food stuffs as opposed to attempting to saute bricks or shoelaces. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:48 - Oct 18 with 4487 views | monytowbray |
I'm not sure if you think you are being funny whilst blissfully unaware of how you come across or actively sh1t stirring under the "banter" umbrella.
Either way posts like this are the reason I haven't bothered posting here in ages. |  |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:54 - Oct 18 with 4449 views | BergholtBru |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:48 - Oct 18 by monytowbray |
I'm not sure if you think you are being funny whilst blissfully unaware of how you come across or actively sh1t stirring under the "banter" umbrella.
Either way posts like this are the reason I haven't bothered posting here in ages. |
Nah, I think he`s a laugh mate! We`ve had many a splat but you just dish it out and take it back like. |  |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:55 - Oct 18 with 4440 views | ThisIsMyUsername |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:48 - Oct 18 by monytowbray |
I'm not sure if you think you are being funny whilst blissfully unaware of how you come across or actively sh1t stirring under the "banter" umbrella.
Either way posts like this are the reason I haven't bothered posting here in ages. |
Sprucemoose would like to thank you for your custom. |  |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:57 - Oct 18 with 4424 views | SpruceMoose |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:48 - Oct 18 by monytowbray |
I'm not sure if you think you are being funny whilst blissfully unaware of how you come across or actively sh1t stirring under the "banter" umbrella.
Either way posts like this are the reason I haven't bothered posting here in ages. |
Well, I guess that's my loss, as now I won't be able to enjoy your posts, such as the one explaining why kids should be banned from pubs. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:59 - Oct 18 with 4402 views | SpruceMoose |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:54 - Oct 18 by BergholtBru |
Nah, I think he`s a laugh mate! We`ve had many a splat but you just dish it out and take it back like. |
I genuinely think some on here take it faaaar too seriously. I reckon you're all pretty OK people, even those of you with views that don't align with mine. I wish you all the best in life. I'd even let you all buy me a drink. [Post edited 18 Oct 2017 15:59]
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:01 - Oct 18 with 4389 views | Kieran_Knows |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:55 - Oct 18 by ThisIsMyUsername |
Sprucemoose would like to thank you for your custom. |
.... and charges $15.99 +VAT for the privilege. |  |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:02 - Oct 18 with 4387 views | bluewein |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:48 - Oct 18 by monytowbray |
I'm not sure if you think you are being funny whilst blissfully unaware of how you come across or actively sh1t stirring under the "banter" umbrella.
Either way posts like this are the reason I haven't bothered posting here in ages. |
And how you've been missed.
Take a joke man, for crying out loud... | |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:02 - Oct 18 with 4381 views | SpruceMoose |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:01 - Oct 18 by Kieran_Knows |
.... and charges $15.99 +VAT for the privilege. |
Well, I did just donate 18 billion dollars to a charitable organization. Got to recoup some money where possible. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:03 - Oct 18 with 4371 views | factual_blue |
You voted leave, didn't you, my pretty?
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:11 - Oct 18 with 4327 views | artsbossbeard |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:48 - Oct 18 by monytowbray |
I'm not sure if you think you are being funny whilst blissfully unaware of how you come across or actively sh1t stirring under the "banter" umbrella.
Either way posts like this are the reason I haven't bothered posting here in ages. |
Keep up the good work, Sprucey. |  |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:13 - Oct 18 with 4313 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:48 - Oct 18 by monytowbray |
I'm not sure if you think you are being funny whilst blissfully unaware of how you come across or actively sh1t stirring under the "banter" umbrella.
Either way posts like this are the reason I haven't bothered posting here in ages. |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:14 - Oct 18 with 4306 views | BergholtBru |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:59 - Oct 18 by SpruceMoose |
I genuinely think some on here take it faaaar too seriously. I reckon you're all pretty OK people, even those of you with views that don't align with mine. I wish you all the best in life. I'd even let you all buy me a drink. [Post edited 18 Oct 2017 15:59]
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Yeah, but not in the Anchor Pub @ Stratford St Mary mate. £4.30 a pint ffs!! | |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:28 - Oct 18 with 4255 views | hoppy |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:14 - Oct 18 by BergholtBru |
Yeah, but not in the Anchor Pub @ Stratford St Mary mate. £4.30 a pint ffs!! |
They'd probably ramp it up to £15.99 a pint if they saw his antlers in the door... |  |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:35 - Oct 18 with 4229 views | SpruceMoose |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:14 - Oct 18 by BergholtBru |
Yeah, but not in the Anchor Pub @ Stratford St Mary mate. £4.30 a pint ffs!! |
You wouldn't be happy paying what I pay round these parts. Equivalent of 7.50 roughly! | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:36 - Oct 18 with 4224 views | SpruceMoose |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:28 - Oct 18 by hoppy |
They'd probably ramp it up to £15.99 a pint if they saw his antlers in the door... |
I'd just be happy to not be above the door... | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:37 - Oct 18 with 4214 views | J2BLUE |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 15:48 - Oct 18 by monytowbray |
I'm not sure if you think you are being funny whilst blissfully unaware of how you come across or actively sh1t stirring under the "banter" umbrella.
Either way posts like this are the reason I haven't bothered posting here in ages. |
You always return to tell us you haven't posted for ages because of threads like this. It's like you monitor the forum for a chance to have a strop.
Either post and have the decency to stop trashing the site or kindly do one x |  |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:41 - Oct 18 with 4162 views | SpruceMoose |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:40 - Oct 18 by J2BLUE |
I'm going to be named and shamed... |
Don't worry. Until we fill the vacancy these forms will just pile up on Phil's desk. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:43 - Oct 18 with 4146 views | J2BLUE |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:41 - Oct 18 by SpruceMoose |
Don't worry. Until we fill the vacancy these forms will just pile up on Phil's desk. |
I'm tempted myself to be honest. Good pay and if I can cut my hours on here down to 87 a week that would be a bonus. | |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:43 - Oct 18 with 4142 views | NewcyBlue |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:43 - Oct 18 by J2BLUE |
I'm tempted myself to be honest. Good pay and if I can cut my hours on here down to 87 a week that would be a bonus. |
A bonus for everyone.... | |
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| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:44 - Oct 18 with 4135 views | SpruceMoose |
| Job Vacancy at TWTD on 16:43 - Oct 18 by J2BLUE |
I'm tempted myself to be honest. Good pay and if I can cut my hours on here down to 87 a week that would be a bonus. |
Working from home can be negotiated. And you'll have real power over the lesser posters on here. I'd consider it if I were you. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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