| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:04 - Oct 19 with 6126 views | SpruceMoose |
I've been meaning to ask you if you would be interested in forming a Football Woodland Alliance. The FWA would promote and protect the interests of the TWTD woodland creature contingent.
Interested? |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:04 - Oct 19 with 6125 views | BlueBadger |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:04 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
I've been meaning to ask you if you would be interested in forming a Football Woodland Alliance. The FWA would promote and protect the interests of the TWTD woodland creature contingent.
Interested? |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:05 - Oct 19 with 6115 views | PJH |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:04 - Oct 19 by BlueBadger |
Deffo. |
I would think hoppy would want to join too. |  | | |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:07 - Oct 19 with 6113 views | SpruceMoose |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:04 - Oct 19 by BlueBadger |
Deffo. |
Ok, well we will need to shave our heads, put on five stone, and get a banner. Also we might need some of the face pixelation spray. I assume it comes in a can. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:09 - Oct 19 with 6100 views | BlueBadger |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:07 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
Ok, well we will need to shave our heads, put on five stone, and get a banner. Also we might need some of the face pixelation spray. I assume it comes in a can. |
I'm not sure I've got the computer skills to reconfigure my spellchecker to the 'functionally illiterate' setting though. | |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:10 - Oct 19 with 6091 views | SpruceMoose |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:09 - Oct 19 by BlueBadger |
I'm not sure I've got the computer skills to reconfigure my spellchecker to the 'functionally illiterate' setting though. |
Don't worry about that. Can you walk around holding a banner, and if you really need to act like the big badger you are, punch a police horse or something? | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:11 - Oct 19 with 6083 views | SpruceMoose |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:05 - Oct 19 by PJH |
I would think hoppy would want to join too. |
Oh yes. We are an open and inclusive organisation. Amphibians are acceptable. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:13 - Oct 19 with 6074 views | BlueBadger |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:10 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
Don't worry about that. Can you walk around holding a banner, and if you really need to act like the big badger you are, punch a police horse or something? |
I would totally kick an alsatian in the b*llocks. | |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:15 - Oct 19 with 6053 views | BlueBadger |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:11 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
Oh yes. We are an open and inclusive organisation. Amphibians are acceptable. |
I understand that the FLA attract large numbers of pond life.. | |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:16 - Oct 19 with 6053 views | SpruceMoose |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:13 - Oct 19 by BlueBadger |
I would totally kick an alsatian in the b*llocks. |
Glad to have you aboard. I'll keep an eye out for new members. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:19 - Oct 19 with 6044 views | J2BLUE |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:16 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
Glad to have you aboard. I'll keep an eye out for new members. |
I'm in. I'll need to shave my head, lose 5 stone and get a banner.
Oh and you're wondering what animal? I'm blue. And i'm a tit. |  |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:19 - Oct 19 with 6034 views | SpruceMoose |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:19 - Oct 19 by J2BLUE |
I'm in. I'll need to shave my head, lose 5 stone and get a banner.
Oh and you're wondering what animal? I'm blue. And i'm a tit. |
You can oversee the militant wing of the party. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:23 - Oct 19 with 6013 views | J2BLUE |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:19 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
You can oversee the militant wing of the party. |
I'll assemble a squad, furiously deny we are racist and beat the sh1t out of anyone who is darker than the first 5 shades of white on a Dulux chart. | |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:24 - Oct 19 with 6008 views | SpruceMoose |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:23 - Oct 19 by J2BLUE |
I'll assemble a squad, furiously deny we are racist and beat the sh1t out of anyone who is darker than the first 5 shades of white on a Dulux chart. |
I presume you're talking about fur, rather than skin there... | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:26 - Oct 19 with 5999 views | J2BLUE |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:24 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
I presume you're talking about fur, rather than skin there... |
Thank god penguins don't have fur, that would have been confusing. | |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:56 - Oct 19 with 5913 views | factual_blue |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:11 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
Oh yes. We are an open and inclusive organisation. Amphibians are acceptable. |
What about those of us of more advanced years? |  |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:57 - Oct 19 with 5909 views | SpruceMoose |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:56 - Oct 19 by factual_blue |
What about those of us of more advanced years? |
This is a Woodland Alliance for Woodland creatures only. Old goats do not qualify. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:57 - Oct 19 with 5901 views | PJH |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:56 - Oct 19 by factual_blue |
What about those of us of more advanced years? |
Membership fee reduction for over 65's only. | | | |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 20:06 - Oct 19 with 5879 views | factual_blue |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:57 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
This is a Woodland Alliance for Woodland creatures only. Old goats do not qualify. |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 20:46 - Oct 19 with 5813 views | Johnny_Boy |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:04 - Oct 19 by BlueBadger |
Deffo. |
All sounds a bit Pleasurewood Hills-esq |  | | |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 22:51 - Oct 19 with 5653 views | stickymockwell |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:04 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
I've been meaning to ask you if you would be interested in forming a Football Woodland Alliance. The FWA would promote and protect the interests of the TWTD woodland creature contingent.
Interested? |
How much is the membership fee? [Post edited 19 Oct 2017 22:54]
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 23:02 - Oct 19 with 5621 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:04 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
I've been meaning to ask you if you would be interested in forming a Football Woodland Alliance. The FWA would promote and protect the interests of the TWTD woodland creature contingent.
Interested? |
K**kin Football Woodland Alliance!
He's in the Woodland Alliance of Football.
Tsk, Football Woodland Alliance  |  |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 23:13 - Oct 19 with 5591 views | WeWereZombies |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 19:57 - Oct 19 by SpruceMoose |
This is a Woodland Alliance for Woodland creatures only. Old goats do not qualify. |
There's someone on the News comments uses a Tufty Club avatar, don't forget to ask them...
Let us know where your first meeting is, getting a bit bored of human flesh at the moment. |  |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 00:03 - Oct 20 with 5549 views | factual_blue |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 23:13 - Oct 19 by WeWereZombies |
There's someone on the News comments uses a Tufty Club avatar, don't forget to ask them...
Let us know where your first meeting is, getting a bit bored of human flesh at the moment. |
You know what a news commenter has as an avatar?
You really need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
And possibly self-refer for therapy. | |
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| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 07:08 - Oct 20 with 5437 views | WeWereZombies |
| Had a rather heavy night last night... on 00:03 - Oct 20 by factual_blue |
You know what a news commenter has as an avatar?
You really need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
And possibly self-refer for therapy. |
Yes, tragically superciliousness does not come naturally for some of us and we have to resort to other means... | |
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