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Songs/chants today. 06:25 - Oct 22 with 3516 viewsBenters

Am i right in thinking anything goes as long as it isnt the Fash song?

I feel weirdly excited.My first trip to PR in two seasons.

The last season i was a 'regular' it took until March for me to get my win.

End of.

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Hope you've all been practising "Farkelife" on 06:48 - Oct 22 with 3470 viewsPendejo

Farkelife... the complete consolidated TWTD Lyrics by Pendejo 13 Sep 2017 8:36
written by the TWTD collective - I have used your suggestions, tweaked some and added my own. Whatever my input the inspiration is the collective.

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Incest is a preference for the habitual voyeurs of what is known as (farkelife)

"Trophies can be avoided if you take a route through what is commonly known as "
(farkelife)

John's got six fingers he gets intimidated by the dirty sisters.
They love a bit of him (farkelife)
Who's that webbed feet inbred marching, you should cut down on your incest mate! ...
pay some Excise

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THEY BURN DOWN THE STAND

"int that roight, buh?"

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely aroused by my sister (farkelife)

I take my trousers off, have a cup of tea, and think about sh@gging my mum [farkelife]

I do my sister's beaver, I sometimes do my auntie's too, it gives me an enormous sense of well being [farkelife]

"And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a participant devoted to them (farkelife)"

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR FARKELIFE

Farkelife [farklife]
Farkelife [farkelife

It's got something to do with my sister’s suck technic you know
And it's not about you shaggers who go up and down and up
Farkelife (farkelife)

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THEY BURN DOWN THE STAND





Incest is a preference for the habitual voyeurs of what is known as (farkelife)

"Trophies can be avoided if you take a route through what is commonly known as "
(farkelife)

John's got six fingers he gets intimidated by the dirty sisters.
They love a bit of him (farkelife)
Who's that webbed feet inbred marching, you should cut down on your incest mate! ...
pay some Excise

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THEY BURN DOWN THE STAND

"int that roight, buh?"

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely aroused by my sister (farkelife)

I take my trousers off, have a cup of tea, and think about sh@gging my mum [farkelife]

I do my sister's beaver, I sometimes do my auntie's too, it gives me an enormous sense of well being [farkelife]

"And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a participant devoted to them (farkelife)"

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR FARKELIFE

Farkelife [farklife]
Farkelife [farkelife

It's got something to do with my sister’s suck technic you know
And it's not about you shaggers who go up and down and up
Farkelife (farkelife)

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THEY BURN DOWN THE STAND

uberima fides
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Hope you've all been practising "Farkelife" on 06:51 - Oct 22 with 3461 viewsBenters

Hope you've all been practising "Farkelife" on 06:48 - Oct 22 by Pendejo

Farkelife... the complete consolidated TWTD Lyrics by Pendejo 13 Sep 2017 8:36
written by the TWTD collective - I have used your suggestions, tweaked some and added my own. Whatever my input the inspiration is the collective.

*******************************************************************
Incest is a preference for the habitual voyeurs of what is known as (farkelife)

"Trophies can be avoided if you take a route through what is commonly known as "
(farkelife)

John's got six fingers he gets intimidated by the dirty sisters.
They love a bit of him (farkelife)
Who's that webbed feet inbred marching, you should cut down on your incest mate! ...
pay some Excise

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THEY BURN DOWN THE STAND

"int that roight, buh?"

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely aroused by my sister (farkelife)

I take my trousers off, have a cup of tea, and think about sh@gging my mum [farkelife]

I do my sister's beaver, I sometimes do my auntie's too, it gives me an enormous sense of well being [farkelife]

"And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a participant devoted to them (farkelife)"

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR FARKELIFE

Farkelife [farklife]
Farkelife [farkelife

It's got something to do with my sister’s suck technic you know
And it's not about you shaggers who go up and down and up
Farkelife (farkelife)

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THEY BURN DOWN THE STAND





Incest is a preference for the habitual voyeurs of what is known as (farkelife)

"Trophies can be avoided if you take a route through what is commonly known as "
(farkelife)

John's got six fingers he gets intimidated by the dirty sisters.
They love a bit of him (farkelife)
Who's that webbed feet inbred marching, you should cut down on your incest mate! ...
pay some Excise

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THEY BURN DOWN THE STAND

"int that roight, buh?"

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely aroused by my sister (farkelife)

I take my trousers off, have a cup of tea, and think about sh@gging my mum [farkelife]

I do my sister's beaver, I sometimes do my auntie's too, it gives me an enormous sense of well being [farkelife]

"And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a participant devoted to them (farkelife)"

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR FARKELIFE

Farkelife [farklife]
Farkelife [farkelife

It's got something to do with my sister’s suck technic you know
And it's not about you shaggers who go up and down and up
Farkelife (farkelife)

ALL THE SISTERS
SO MANY SISTERS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THEY BURN DOWN THE STAND


crikey i cant remember all that !

Gentlybentley
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Hope you've all been practising "Farkelife" on 07:01 - Oct 22 with 3442 viewsPendejo

Hope you've all been practising "Farkelife" on 06:51 - Oct 22 by Benters

crikey i cant remember all that !


Surely the only lines essential to remember are...

John's got six fingers he gets intimidated by the dirty sisters.
They love a bit of him (farkelife)
Who's that webbed feet inbred marching, you should cut down on your incest mate! ...
pay some Excise

uberima fides
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Songs/chants today. on 07:57 - Oct 22 with 3347 viewsFtnfwest

On my way soon with ftnf jnr. Unbeaten this season, no goals against (Luton away)
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Songs/chants today. on 08:17 - Oct 22 with 3288 viewsHerbivore

Benters, why did you have to go and get a ticket? No offence but you're a full blown Jonah. I was optimistic until I realised you were going.

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Songs/chants today. on 08:24 - Oct 22 with 3263 viewsWonky

Always liked 'where's me head' when I was still in the north years ago. Though I'd probably not start it now if I was back in there.
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Songs/chants today. on 08:29 - Oct 22 with 3243 viewsBenters

Songs/chants today. on 08:17 - Oct 22 by Herbivore

Benters, why did you have to go and get a ticket? No offence but you're a full blown Jonah. I was optimistic until I realised you were going.


Its only a paper ticket though .

That might help.

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Songs/chants today. on 08:29 - Oct 22 with 3242 viewsPinewoodblue

Always look on the Farke side of life.

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Songs/chants today. on 08:31 - Oct 22 with 3232 viewshorsehollerer

Sing your heart out Benters and get us a win!
Wish I could be there too.

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Songs/chants today. on 08:32 - Oct 22 with 3225 viewsBenters

Songs/chants today. on 08:29 - Oct 22 by Pinewoodblue

Always look on the Farke side of life.


Indeed.

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Songs/chants today. on 08:35 - Oct 22 with 3216 viewsBlue_Heath

Oliviera is a ~~~ker, he wear's a ###kers hat
He plays for Norwich Sh#ty, he is a ####in t##t
He misses with his left foot, he misses with his right
He'll never score for Benfica because he's ####in 5h1t3
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Songs/chants today. on 16:27 - Oct 22 with 2984 viewsHerbivore

Fcking Jonah, just stay away.

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Songs/chants today. on 16:27 - Oct 22 by Herbivore

Fcking Jonah, just stay away.


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Songs/chants today. on 16:40 - Oct 22 with 2888 viewsStokieBlue

on 16:30 - Oct 22 by _



Going to have to disagree this time Libby, we all know what benters is like but yours was pretty bad and really wasn't needed. I especially thought so with regards to the niece friend one but I may have missed a historical context.

Either way I thought you first post just wasn't needed.

Just ignore him.

SB

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Songs/chants today. on 16:40 - Oct 22 by StokieBlue

Going to have to disagree this time Libby, we all know what benters is like but yours was pretty bad and really wasn't needed. I especially thought so with regards to the niece friend one but I may have missed a historical context.

Either way I thought you first post just wasn't needed.

Just ignore him.

SB


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