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TWTD Footballers 17:38 - Nov 2 with 10096 viewsPhilTWTD

Bit short of players for our Monday evening football in Ipswich [edited for J2] at the moment if anyone fancies joining us. Reasonable standard but nothing too serious - five, six, seven, eight, nine-a-side depending on how many turn up on half an Astroturf pitch - age range from early 20s to me, who you have the opportunity to kick along with Dubtractor on occasion. PM me if you fancy it.

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TWTD Footballers on 17:40 - Nov 2 with 6219 viewsJ2BLUE

Ippo? You run an Ipswich website and you say Ippo? Genuinely disgusted.

Truly impaired.
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TWTD Footballers on 17:41 - Nov 2 with 6209 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Ageist

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TWTD Footballers on 17:41 - Nov 2 with 6204 viewsFtnfwest

TWTD Footballers on 17:40 - Nov 2 by J2BLUE

Ippo? You run an Ipswich website and you say Ippo? Genuinely disgusted.


He calls you J2BlueO
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TWTD Footballers on 17:42 - Nov 2 with 6201 viewsSpruceMoose

What kind of goal bonus can you offer?

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TWTD Footballers on 17:42 - Nov 2 with 6199 viewsJ2BLUE

TWTD Footballers on 17:41 - Nov 2 by Ftnfwest

He calls you J2BlueO


BS, he calls me Sir.

Truly impaired.
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TWTD Footballers on 17:44 - Nov 2 with 6190 viewsGlasgowBlue

Will you pay transport costs?

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TWTD Footballers on 17:44 - Nov 2 with 6193 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

TWTD Footballers on 17:40 - Nov 2 by J2BLUE

Ippo? You run an Ipswich website and you say Ippo? Genuinely disgusted.


Are you the Ippo opposition?

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TWTD Footballers on 17:45 - Nov 2 with 6181 viewsSpruceMoose

TWTD Footballers on 17:44 - Nov 2 by GlasgowBlue

Will you pay transport costs?


Free parking at Gatwick I BELIEVE.

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TWTD Footballers on 17:45 - Nov 2 with 6184 viewsFtnfwest

TWTD Footballers on 17:42 - Nov 2 by J2BLUE

BS, he calls me Sir.


I think that's some sort of yolk
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TWTD Footballers on 17:50 - Nov 2 with 6165 viewsPhilTWTD

TWTD Footballers on 17:40 - Nov 2 by J2BLUE

Ippo? You run an Ipswich website and you say Ippo? Genuinely disgusted.


What's wrong with Ippo? If I'd written Swichville I could understand the opprobrium.
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TWTD Footballers on 17:52 - Nov 2 with 6160 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD Footballers on 17:42 - Nov 2 by J2BLUE

BS, he calls me Sir.


He calls you 'cur'.

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TWTD Footballers on 17:52 - Nov 2 with 6165 viewsPhilTWTD

TWTD Footballers on 17:41 - Nov 2 by The_Romford_Blue

Ageist


Sorry, didn't mean to be discriminatory and late teenagers more than welcome, was just outlining the general age group who play.
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TWTD Footballers on 17:53 - Nov 2 with 6148 viewsSpruceMoose

TWTD Footballers on 17:52 - Nov 2 by PhilTWTD

Sorry, didn't mean to be discriminatory and late teenagers more than welcome, was just outlining the general age group who play.


I think you need some time away from the board. You've been rather sassy lately.

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TWTD Footballers on 17:54 - Nov 2 with 6150 viewsSitfcB

TWTD Footballers on 17:40 - Nov 2 by J2BLUE

Ippo? You run an Ipswich website and you say Ippo? Genuinely disgusted.


He's trying to be down with the kids I reckon.

Although, I don't think even the yoof describe is as 'Ippo'

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TWTD Footballers on 17:55 - Nov 2 with 6145 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD Footballers on 17:52 - Nov 2 by PhilTWTD

Sorry, didn't mean to be discriminatory and late teenagers more than welcome, was just outlining the general age group who play.


What about the relatively small number of people who are even older than you? Are they also welcome?



(Asking for a friend)

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TWTD Footballers on 17:56 - Nov 2 with 6140 viewsSpruceMoose

TWTD Footballers on 17:55 - Nov 2 by factual_blue

What about the relatively small number of people who are even older than you? Are they also welcome?



(Asking for a friend)


This isn't mobility scooter football, Mr Burns.

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TWTD Footballers on 18:16 - Nov 2 with 6122 viewsPhilTWTD

TWTD Footballers on 17:55 - Nov 2 by factual_blue

What about the relatively small number of people who are even older than you? Are they also welcome?



(Asking for a friend)


I'm not sure our insurance will cover anyone too much older than me.
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TWTD Footballers on 18:16 - Nov 2 with 6120 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD Footballers on 17:56 - Nov 2 by SpruceMoose

This isn't mobility scooter football, Mr Burns.


Once again Phil encourages discrimination against the older members of society.

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TWTD Footballers on 18:17 - Nov 2 with 6112 viewsSpruceMoose

TWTD Footballers on 18:16 - Nov 2 by factual_blue

Once again Phil encourages discrimination against the older members of society.


You sure are an old member.

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TWTD Footballers on 18:17 - Nov 2 with 6113 viewsMullet

TWTD Footballers on 18:16 - Nov 2 by factual_blue

Once again Phil encourages discrimination against the older members of society.


There's no such thing as society.

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TWTD Footballers on 18:20 - Nov 2 with 6105 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD Footballers on 18:17 - Nov 2 by Mullet

There's no such thing as society.


I can understand how you reach that conclusion, but you must remember most places aren't actually like Halesworth or Manchester.

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TWTD Footballers on 18:24 - Nov 2 with 6089 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

TWTD Footballers on 17:52 - Nov 2 by PhilTWTD

Sorry, didn't mean to be discriminatory and late teenagers more than welcome, was just outlining the general age group who play.


Heh - I was only kidding. 'Ippo' is outside of my footballing boundaries

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TWTD Footballers on 19:26 - Nov 2 with 6026 viewsBlueBadger

TWTD Footballers on 18:16 - Nov 2 by factual_blue

Once again Phil encourages discrimination against the older members of society.


It's basically a victimless crime, because you won't live long enough to get really upset about it.

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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TWTD Footballers on 19:31 - Nov 2 with 6015 viewsPJH

TWTD Footballers on 17:52 - Nov 2 by PhilTWTD

Sorry, didn't mean to be discriminatory and late teenagers more than welcome, was just outlining the general age group who play.


How about 66 year olds?-I used to make some crunching tackles 30 odd years ago but my man and ball tackles probably no longer acceptable.

I once also scored all three for Melton Youth Club Old Boys Reserves in a 3-3 draw.
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TWTD Footballers on 19:31 - Nov 2 with 6007 viewsSpruceMoose

TWTD Footballers on 19:31 - Nov 2 by PJH

How about 66 year olds?-I used to make some crunching tackles 30 odd years ago but my man and ball tackles probably no longer acceptable.

I once also scored all three for Melton Youth Club Old Boys Reserves in a 3-3 draw.


Ball tackles? Those are considered a little high in the modern game I BELIEVE.
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