| Helpful hint 15:00 - Dec 8 with 2322 views | GavTWTD |
If you're going to buy £35 of cheese as presents and meal contributions, don't put them in the presents pile to be wrapped, but put them in the fridge. |  |
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| Helpful hint on 15:01 - Dec 8 with 2294 views | SpruceMoose |
You keep cheese in the fridge!? You mean to say, you don't have a cheese cave? Peasants! |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Helpful hint on 15:02 - Dec 8 with 2293 views | Kieran_Knows |
.... or the bin.
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| Helpful hint on 15:04 - Dec 8 with 2279 views | SpruceMoose |
| Helpful hint on 15:02 - Dec 8 by Kieran_Knows |
.... or the bin.
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We do not require your input on this. You're no turophile, Mick_knows_nothing. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Helpful hint on 15:11 - Dec 8 with 2249 views | uncle |
This sounds like the voice of pungent experience. |  | | |
| Helpful hint on 15:21 - Dec 8 with 2237 views | Bluebell |
So kind of you to buy me cheese Gav.
Shame you haven’t learnt from experience how to look after it.  |  | | |
| Helpful hint on 15:47 - Dec 8 with 2199 views | J2BLUE |
Only £35 of cheese? Madness. |  |
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| Helpful hint on 20:10 - Dec 8 with 2105 views | Ryorry |
See, if you'd gone for jars of Marmite instead, they could have safely been left under the tree till Chrismas 2020 at least  |  |
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| Helpful hint on 22:06 - Dec 8 with 2046 views | Deano69 |
this has happened to us. My best mate delivered presents to us, clearly (like me) he had no idea what his missus had bought as presents. 4 days under the tree near a radiator and under 400 tree lights left a funky smell for several days after Christmas. |  |
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| Helpful hint on 22:34 - Dec 8 with 2008 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Helpful hint on 15:47 - Dec 8 by J2BLUE |
Only £35 of cheese? Madness. |
He's an amateur. I bet he spent £100 on hobnobs though  |  |
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| Helpful hint on 23:47 - Dec 8 with 1973 views | Johnny_Boy |
My Mum loves to recall a tale one time, where she started smelling something a bit off in her car. Couldn't work out where it was coming from. Until she finally fished around under the carpet area of the boot & found a (rancid) packet of Tesco finest sausages - clearly not in a state of finesse.
The expiry date? Just the 4 months previously.
She did her usual shop @ Tescos, plonked 4 bags of shopping in the boot, then one of the bags must have rolled over - this the mystery smell was realised. |  | | |
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