| 5x people types that I'll never get on with 09:14 - Dec 9 with 26585 views | artsbossbeard |
1. People, who on entering a bar, grab themselves a beer without offering other parties members a drink "I could see from the bar you had over a half pint left".
2. People who don't like sport. I can understand footy but not all sports.
3. People who fully valet their cars every weekend.
4. People who wear black shoes with jeans.
5. People with tattoos above the neck line. |  |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:16 - Dec 9 with 11002 views | Mullet |
6. People who make lists |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:17 - Dec 9 with 10997 views | Dubtractor |
Number 4 is the worst of that lot.
They probably wear a suit jacket at the same time. |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:18 - Dec 9 with 10987 views | artsbossbeard |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:16 - Dec 9 by Mullet |
6. People who make lists |
7. People who reply to lists without adding one of their own. | |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:20 - Dec 9 with 10984 views | Mullet |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:18 - Dec 9 by artsbossbeard |
7. People who reply to lists without adding one of their own. |
8. You don't even know what year it is Grandad - not sure you should be dishing out footwear advice either! | |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:22 - Dec 9 with 10964 views | artsbossbeard |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:20 - Dec 9 by Mullet |
8. You don't even know what year it is Grandad - not sure you should be dishing out footwear advice either! |
I'd had an afternoon G&T or two.
Little bit below the belt on the footwear thing there, Scotty Pippin. | |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:26 - Dec 9 with 10944 views | gtsb1966 |
Well you won't like me then as I'm number 5. |  | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:27 - Dec 9 with 10929 views | artsbossbeard |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:26 - Dec 9 by gtsb1966 |
Well you won't like me then as I'm number 5. |
Face or neck?
I'd still buy you a beer though. Probably. | |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:27 - Dec 9 with 10929 views | Blue_Order |
People that use the term "footy". |  | | |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:29 - Dec 9 with 10927 views | artsbossbeard |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:27 - Dec 9 by Blue_Order |
People that use the term "footy". |
This gives me another one.
6. People who use the initials of a football position rather than the whole thing. "Skuse is a decent CDM but..." | |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:31 - Dec 9 with 10907 views | gtsb1966 |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:27 - Dec 9 by artsbossbeard |
Face or neck?
I'd still buy you a beer though. Probably. |
Neck. Never the face. I'm ugly enough already!!! | | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:34 - Dec 9 with 10895 views | m14_blue |
6. People who go on a night out or away day and actually keep track on who owes who money for rounds etc... life's too short. |  | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:36 - Dec 9 with 10864 views | artsbossbeard |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:34 - Dec 9 by m14_blue |
6. People who go on a night out or away day and actually keep track on who owes who money for rounds etc... life's too short. |
Spot on!
Also, a caveat to this is the one that if you're in a large group of, say 9x people, this person will craftily always get the 6th or 7th round in, thus potentially avoiding having to dip into their pocket again for another round. | |
| Please note: prior to hitting the post button, I've double checked for anything that could be construed as "Anti Semitic" and to the best of my knowledge it isn't. Anything deemed to be of a Xenophobic nature is therefore purely accidental or down to your own misconstruing. | | Poll: | Raining in IP8 - shall I get the washing in? |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:37 - Dec 9 with 10846 views | stonojnr |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:34 - Dec 9 by m14_blue |
6. People who go on a night out or away day and actually keep track on who owes who money for rounds etc... life's too short. |
Which is how and why people end up as #1 types | | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:39 - Dec 9 with 10835 views | m14_blue |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:36 - Dec 9 by artsbossbeard |
Spot on!
Also, a caveat to this is the one that if you're in a large group of, say 9x people, this person will craftily always get the 6th or 7th round in, thus potentially avoiding having to dip into their pocket again for another round. |
Agreed, although I reckon they're probably one and the same. I've never got a clue whose round it is so usually just offer to pay if someone else goes to the bar (avoids me getting annoyed with all the idiots elbowing their way in and leaning right over trying to get served before their turn) | | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:43 - Dec 9 with 10820 views | m14_blue |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:37 - Dec 9 by stonojnr |
Which is how and why people end up as #1 types |
Nah, number 1's are the same people who know that they've spent £3.45 more than someone else over the course of a £150 day out. | | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:48 - Dec 9 with 10794 views | solemio |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:26 - Dec 9 by gtsb1966 |
Well you won't like me then as I'm number 5. |
It's entirely up to you. If you want to self-harm that's your choice. | | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:54 - Dec 9 with 10781 views | BrixtonBlue |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:39 - Dec 9 by m14_blue |
Agreed, although I reckon they're probably one and the same. I've never got a clue whose round it is so usually just offer to pay if someone else goes to the bar (avoids me getting annoyed with all the idiots elbowing their way in and leaning right over trying to get served before their turn) |
People who offer to pay if YOU go to the bar grind my gears. If you're paying, go to the bar you lazy git. Why should i have to stand around trying to get served, remembering the round, then carrying them back to the table because you're too important to bother with such menial tasks?! I'm not your fecking waitor. |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:55 - Dec 9 with 10778 views | evansblue |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:34 - Dec 9 by m14_blue |
6. People who go on a night out or away day and actually keep track on who owes who money for rounds etc... life's too short. |
All about a kitty isn't it. Gets rid of all these problems. Simples.
Hassle free drinking then follows and if you are lucky the same person or persons keep going to the bar as they know what people want and can't be bothered explaining to the rest. |  | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:58 - Dec 9 with 10758 views | BrixtonBlue |
9. People who eat crisps on public transport.
9.5. People who eat sandwiches on the tube. Got to be the most disgusting place to eat your lunch. | |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:58 - Dec 9 with 10755 views | brogansnose |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:54 - Dec 9 by BrixtonBlue |
People who offer to pay if YOU go to the bar grind my gears. If you're paying, go to the bar you lazy git. Why should i have to stand around trying to get served, remembering the round, then carrying them back to the table because you're too important to bother with such menial tasks?! I'm not your fecking waitor. |
.........................it's not about the money , its the effort and work to get the round in. Lazy gits, I hate that. |  | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:03 - Dec 9 with 10717 views | m14_blue |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:54 - Dec 9 by BrixtonBlue |
People who offer to pay if YOU go to the bar grind my gears. If you're paying, go to the bar you lazy git. Why should i have to stand around trying to get served, remembering the round, then carrying them back to the table because you're too important to bother with such menial tasks?! I'm not your fecking waitor. |
It's a fair cop | | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:05 - Dec 9 with 10701 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
Is '1' poor people ? |  |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:06 - Dec 9 with 10695 views | strikalite |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:58 - Dec 9 by BrixtonBlue |
9. People who eat crisps on public transport.
9.5. People who eat sandwiches on the tube. Got to be the most disgusting place to eat your lunch. |
9.25. People scoffing popcorn in a cinema, god that grinds my gears big time sitting next to them...
Then they put the huge fcking tub down and you think thank god they've finished....then ten minutes later oh no it's back out again  |  | | |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:14 - Dec 9 with 10668 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 09:58 - Dec 9 by BrixtonBlue |
9. People who eat crisps on public transport.
9.5. People who eat sandwiches on the tube. Got to be the most disgusting place to eat your lunch. |
Is 10 people who put crisps in their sandwiches on the tube ? | |
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| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:24 - Dec 9 with 10636 views | Pendejo |
| 5x people types that I'll never get on with on 10:05 - Dec 9 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Is '1' poor people ? |
Understand where you are coming from... spent 2 years unemployed a few years under paid when money was too tight to mention.
HOWEVER
Rather than be sneaky, best to lay out the circumstances in advance ["manage expectations"]... as long as one doesn't expect to benefit from a round. |  |
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