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In the Dog House 08:28 - Feb 7 with 2101 viewsyorkshireblue

My wife likes to move my things and put them in obscure places - or tidy up as she calls it. She will claim to have not touched something, have no knowledge or idea where it is. And say I must have moved it. But miraculously find it at her first attempt no matter how obscure the place... almost as if she put it there.

Couldn't find something I needed this morning, assumed she did the same. We had a forthright discussion about this on the way to work (we car share).

Got to work, found it on my desk.

My life is over isn't it?
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In the Dog House on 08:29 - Feb 7 with 2079 viewsDanTheMan

Bury the evidence.

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In the Dog House on 08:35 - Feb 7 with 2056 viewsPinewoodblue

Think we have all been there. Good luck.

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In the Dog House on 08:39 - Feb 7 with 2042 viewsNewcyBlue

In the Dog House on 08:29 - Feb 7 by DanTheMan

Bury the evidence.


Bit harsh Dan. He could go to prison for that.

Could he not just bury the thing on his desk instead?!

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In the Dog House on 08:40 - Feb 7 with 2037 viewssolemio

In the Dog House on 08:29 - Feb 7 by DanTheMan

Bury the evidence.


Bury himself.
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In the Dog House on 09:09 - Feb 7 with 1987 viewsipswich78

In the Dog House on 08:40 - Feb 7 by solemio

Bury himself.


He's already done that by the sounds of things.

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In the Dog House on 09:51 - Feb 7 with 1915 viewsPJH

Ask her why the hell did she put it on your desk at work.
[Post edited 7 Feb 2018 10:11]
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In the Dog House on 10:47 - Feb 7 with 1844 viewsyorkshireblue

In the Dog House on 09:51 - Feb 7 by PJH

Ask her why the hell did she put it on your desk at work.
[Post edited 7 Feb 2018 10:11]


I'm not convinced she didn't take my security card, drove to my office, let herself into the office. Placed item on my desk, let herself out and drove home whilst I was sleeping just so she can say 'I told you so'.

Might have to look at CCTV footage for confirmation....
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In the Dog House on 10:50 - Feb 7 with 1837 viewsunbelievablue

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In the Dog House on 11:01 - Feb 7 with 1816 viewsPJH

In the Dog House on 10:47 - Feb 7 by yorkshireblue

I'm not convinced she didn't take my security card, drove to my office, let herself into the office. Placed item on my desk, let herself out and drove home whilst I was sleeping just so she can say 'I told you so'.

Might have to look at CCTV footage for confirmation....


Better check the mileage on the car tonight in case she does it again.
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