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McCarthy, Milne, Chambers etc 18:30 - Feb 13 with 1174 viewsBlueNote

On a certain day, a bull strayed into the forest. He saw lush green grass, and he went grazing deeper and deeper into the forest. After a few weeks of living there, he grew fat — all food and no work.

An old lion, who was well beyond his prime and having difficulty hunting wild animals, saw this fat bull. It is easier to stalk and kill a bull than a deer, you know?

So he bided his time and then pounced on the bull, killed him, and ate him up. His stomach became real full so he roared with great satisfaction. He roared and roared and roared.

A few hunters who were passing that way heard the roar, tracked down the lion and shot him dead.

The moral of the story is: when you are so full of bull, you should not open your mouth!
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McCarthy, Milne, Chambers etc on 18:41 - Feb 13 with 1128 viewscatch74

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/poacher-lions-eaten-south-africa-

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