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It's a derby week. 20:23 - Feb 14 with 2940 viewsSpruceMoose

In the spirit of conciliation, I say we post one nice thing about our sworn TWTDs enemies, remembering that at the end of the day, we are all blue and not a filthy yellow and green.

I'll kick us off.

Phil, I forgive you for that thing you did. You know what it was, I won't say it, but I have made my peace with it. I'd just like to say though, keeping me here on this forum against my wishes was a severe test of my politeness. You have a lovely shaped skull though.

J2Blue - I forgive you for cooking. I know you have to eat. I hope you can become better at it and it becomes a source of fun, rather than a source of potential death.

And Glassers, I forgive you for being wrong about everything. Despite that, you seem a decent sort, and you do have good taste in music.
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It's a derby week. on 20:28 - Feb 14 with 2898 viewsHerbivore

Pazelle, you have an interesting take on the world.

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It's a derby week. on 20:29 - Feb 14 with 2893 viewsSpruceMoose

It's a derby week. on 20:28 - Feb 14 by Herbivore

Pazelle, you have an interesting take on the world.


Come now, you can do better than that.

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It's a derby week. on 20:29 - Feb 14 with 2896 viewsDubtractor

I think I'm so bland on here that I don't recall crossing swords with anyone over the years.

Anyone fancy falling out with me so that we can kiss and make up in this thread?

Ta.

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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It's a derby week. on 20:30 - Feb 14 with 2891 viewsSpruceMoose

It's a derby week. on 20:29 - Feb 14 by Dubtractor

I think I'm so bland on here that I don't recall crossing swords with anyone over the years.

Anyone fancy falling out with me so that we can kiss and make up in this thread?

Ta.


Sure. Give me your most controversial opinion and we can go from there.

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It's a derby week. on 20:34 - Feb 14 with 2871 viewsSpruceMoose

It's a derby week. on 20:30 - Feb 14 by SpruceMoose

Sure. Give me your most controversial opinion and we can go from there.


For the love of God why do you take so long to reply. Every. Single. Time.












































That's the best I've got sorry, you're just too swell!
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It's a derby week. on 20:38 - Feb 14 with 2850 viewsDubtractor

It's a derby week. on 20:30 - Feb 14 by SpruceMoose

Sure. Give me your most controversial opinion and we can go from there.


Um.

I quite like the colours green and yellow, though not together obviously.

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It's a derby week. on 20:39 - Feb 14 with 2843 viewsSpruceMoose

It's a derby week. on 20:38 - Feb 14 by Dubtractor

Um.

I quite like the colours green and yellow, though not together obviously.


Well of course. Who here objects to grass, or butter!?

Oh.

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It's a derby week. on 20:40 - Feb 14 with 2839 viewsJ2BLUE

JCblue - I forgive you for piggy backing on my legacy. I know you don't have the capability to become a TWTD legend on your own so you decided to trade on the brand i've built over close to two decades.

Sitters - I forgive you for buying cheap shoes. They've given me blisters every time i've worn them since I took them from your doorstep.

Truly impaired.
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It's a derby week. on 20:42 - Feb 14 with 2831 viewsSpruceMoose

It's a derby week. on 20:40 - Feb 14 by J2BLUE

JCblue - I forgive you for piggy backing on my legacy. I know you don't have the capability to become a TWTD legend on your own so you decided to trade on the brand i've built over close to two decades.

Sitters - I forgive you for buying cheap shoes. They've given me blisters every time i've worn them since I took them from your doorstep.


You didn't actually say anything nice about them, just apologised for your abhorrent behaviour.

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It's a derby week. on 21:16 - Feb 14 with 2747 viewsCoastalblue

I forvive Dub for being so bland on here, and I'll try to up the ante myself as well.

No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
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It's a derby week. on 22:03 - Feb 14 with 2668 viewsstickymockwell

I'll forgive Benters for his families poor war effort and his liberal approach to immigration!
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Give him a ball and a yard of grass
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It's a derby week. on 22:06 - Feb 14 with 2649 viewsPinewoodblue

Truce deserves a truce.

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It's a derby week. on 22:09 - Feb 14 with 2641 viewspeterleeblue

It's a derby week. on 20:29 - Feb 14 by Dubtractor

I think I'm so bland on here that I don't recall crossing swords with anyone over the years.

Anyone fancy falling out with me so that we can kiss and make up in this thread?

Ta.


I think people have tried to fall out with me but I don't let them TBH.
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It's a derby week. on 22:14 - Feb 14 with 2627 viewsstickymockwell

It's a derby week. on 20:29 - Feb 14 by Dubtractor

I think I'm so bland on here that I don't recall crossing swords with anyone over the years.

Anyone fancy falling out with me so that we can kiss and make up in this thread?

Ta.


Your music is rubbish and your beard looks like Miriam Margolyes Merkin

But I forgive you

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It's a derby week. on 22:28 - Feb 14 with 2594 viewsDubtractor

It's a derby week. on 22:14 - Feb 14 by stickymockwell

Your music is rubbish and your beard looks like Miriam Margolyes Merkin

But I forgive you


Its all fair.

And thank you.

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It's a derby week. on 22:40 - Feb 14 with 2558 viewsstickymockwell

It's a derby week. on 22:28 - Feb 14 by Dubtractor

Its all fair.

And thank you.


Haaaaaaaaaaaa
Back to the insult drawing board. I need to get you angry.

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It's a derby week. on 09:53 - Feb 15 with 2294 viewsHeathlander

I forgive all of you who haven't yet donated to Heathy's Moldova challenge.

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It's a derby week. on 09:59 - Feb 15 with 2279 viewschicoazul

Bulbeck I and many others are sorry about those times we made you look such an idiot.

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