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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime 16:27 - Mar 13 with 1109 viewsartsbossbeard

Popped over the CO-OP nearby for some coffee and this chap comes in and tells the lass on the till that the outside bin is on fire (this chap had put a lit ciggie in it).

Anyhoo, in the general kerfuffle that followed to include loud speaker announcements and buckets of water being brought out to the bin, this chap had helped himself to some washing up liquid & a chocolate bar.

The staff only realised this when an elderly lady told them that this man had put both in his rucksack.

Crazy times in IP8.

You sad little cretin. Im guessing you're a tragic little nerd with a large and unjustified chip on your shoulder which results in a tragic amount of smugness to gain internet 'friends'
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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:46 - Mar 13 with 929 viewshoppy

Well that's the EADT front page sorted for tomorrow...

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:50 - Mar 13 with 908 viewsSpruceMoose

What do you expect from IP8? That's just the poor man's IP2.

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:50 - Mar 13 with 902 viewshoppy

I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:50 - Mar 13 by SpruceMoose

What do you expect from IP8? That's just the poor man's IP2.


Which in turn is just a poor man's IP4...

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:51 - Mar 13 with 893 viewsReuser_is_God

I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:50 - Mar 13 by hoppy

Which in turn is just a poor man's IP4...


Which is just a snobs IP3...

Evans out
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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:52 - Mar 13 with 886 viewsSpruceMoose

I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:50 - Mar 13 by hoppy

Which in turn is just a poor man's IP4...


If you're not Chantry, you're not Ipswich.

Blessed is he, born within the boundaries of the Top and Bottom shops.

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:52 - Mar 13 with 881 viewsLord_Lucan

I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:50 - Mar 13 by hoppy

Which in turn is just a poor man's IP4...


Everything is a poor mans IP4

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:54 - Mar 13 with 869 viewsSpruceMoose

I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:52 - Mar 13 by Lord_Lucan

Everything is a poor mans IP4


IP4 is just a poor man's IP12.

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:59 - Mar 13 with 839 viewswkj

I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:54 - Mar 13 by SpruceMoose

IP4 is just a poor man's IP12.


You had to go and take it too far...

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 19:00 - Mar 13 with 830 viewsLord_Lucan

I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:54 - Mar 13 by SpruceMoose

IP4 is just a poor man's IP12.


IP12 isn't Ipswich though.

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 19:00 - Mar 13 with 826 viewsSpruceMoose

I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 18:59 - Mar 13 by wkj

You had to go and take it too far...


Don't even get me started on Kesgrave. What a soulless dump full of pompous oafs.

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 19:03 - Mar 13 with 808 viewswkj

I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 19:00 - Mar 13 by SpruceMoose

Don't even get me started on Kesgrave. What a soulless dump full of pompous oafs.


I have to admit I am a closet IP13 fan myself...

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 19:03 - Mar 13 with 807 viewsBluebell

So glad I live in OX14.

We are posh here!
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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 19:04 - Mar 13 with 804 viewsSpruceMoose

I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 19:00 - Mar 13 by Lord_Lucan

IP12 isn't Ipswich though.


Only IP2 is truly Ipswich.

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 19:07 - Mar 13 with 788 viewsRadlett_blue

Washing up liquid & a chocolate bar?
Hardly Ocean's XI material, is it? Especially as he's probably been caught on CCTV. Wonder if he scanned his Clubcard as well?
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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 19:08 - Mar 13 with 778 viewswkj

I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 19:07 - Mar 13 by Radlett_blue

Washing up liquid & a chocolate bar?
Hardly Ocean's XI material, is it? Especially as he's probably been caught on CCTV. Wonder if he scanned his Clubcard as well?


Depends if it was a kit kat - if so probably just a jilted lover looking for a clean break

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I've just witnessed the perfect distraction crime on 19:09 - Mar 13 with 764 viewsGeoffSentence

Hmmm, I question that this was the perfect distraction crime, for some fairly obvious reasons.

In the 38 games in which ALB played in goal for us, we averaged 1.53 points per game which, had they been over the course of a single season, would have seen us challenging for the play offs. This at a time when we were otherwise struggling against relegation. Oh, and didn't Mick Mills have terrific posture.
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