| A club somewhere in England 09:57 - Mar 18 with 2510 views | kpblues |
Scene: Dressing room before Town play bottom of the table team.
CHAMBERS : This is a must win game lads
SKUSE: The skippers right lads. This is a must win game
CELINA: So we are going to attack then?
MICK: Steady on Bers. Main thing is that we don't lose.
CELINA: But we will go forward though won't we ?
SKUSE (worried) : But me and Lukey can't hit the football forward
CHAMBERS : Yeah Bers we can't play forward all the time.
MICK: My 'blokes' are right Bers. Not losing is the priority
BERS: But they are bottom the table
MICK: That's why your not a great manager like me. They are an extremely good team and they have spent millions and have great players so we better make sure we don't lose. But don't worry Bers. You won't be on the pitch long anyway.
TEAM GOES ONTO PITCH
The crowd is 9000 but the the Ipswich officials are wearing special ME sponsored "Crowd adjusting" glasses so it's officially 13000
Match starts and game ends nil nil at half time mainly due to Bart keeping them out.
In the second half the bottom of the table club scores.
The near sleeping crowd start to chant for more attackers to come on.
This annoys Mick so he puts on another defending midfielder.
2 minutes before the end he goes into Plan B and puts Celina on.
Match ends. Crowd groans.
POST MATCH CONFERENCE
MICK : That was a right royal scrap and we deserved to take something from the game.
It was a great performance and Chambo and Skusey played their hearts out.
It was difficult pitch and the crowd were on the players back. I would have taken a draw but you can't have everything you want.
Camera pans to the PR roof where the Ipswich flag is being lowered to half mast signalling the slow death of a once great football club.......
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| A club somewhere in England on 10:01 - Mar 18 with 2466 views | blue75 |
The scary thing is that could’ve actually been the way it went. | |
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| A club somewhere in England on 10:01 - Mar 18 with 2465 views | Herbivore |
You actually spent time bothering to write that. Wow. |  |
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| A club somewhere in England on 10:04 - Mar 18 with 2440 views | textbackup |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:01 - Mar 18 by Herbivore |
You actually spent time bothering to write that. Wow. |
hand on heart its 100 times better than anything you've ever posted little guy |  |
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| A club somewhere in England on 10:11 - Mar 18 with 2412 views | Herbivore |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:04 - Mar 18 by textbackup |
hand on heart its 100 times better than anything you've ever posted little guy |
Yawn. | |
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| A club somewhere in England on 10:11 - Mar 18 with 2416 views | BlueBadger |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:01 - Mar 18 by blue75 |
The scary thing is that could’ve actually been the way it went. |
...if you're a bit mad and desperate to believe this sort of stuff.. |  |
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| A club somewhere in England on 10:14 - Mar 18 with 2398 views | nshearman1 |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:11 - Mar 18 by Herbivore |
Yawn. |
Oh dear, Old Grass Muncher, here he goes again, in search of another dig. | | | |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:15 - Mar 18 with 2394 views | Pinewoodblue |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:11 - Mar 18 by BlueBadger |
...if you're a bit mad and desperate to believe this sort of stuff.. |
Delete the bit about the crowd, change bottom of the league to Birmingham City and sounds frighteningly possible. |  |
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| A club somewhere in England on 10:15 - Mar 18 with 2394 views | BlueBadger |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:14 - Mar 18 by nshearman1 |
Oh dear, Old Grass Muncher, here he goes again, in search of another dig. |
Oh Texters, you've let all this Mick business send you 'full Benters'. Never go full Benters. | |
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| A club somewhere in England on 10:21 - Mar 18 with 2352 views | BlueBadger |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:15 - Mar 18 by Pinewoodblue |
Delete the bit about the crowd, change bottom of the league to Birmingham City and sounds frighteningly possible. |
I refer you to my comments above. | |
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| A club somewhere in England on 10:25 - Mar 18 with 2339 views | Benters2 |
Alex Mathie was moaning like fk yesterday about Town's complete lack of urgency to rather pass the ball sideways/backwards than go forwards. | | | |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:26 - Mar 18 with 2327 views | Yallop |
That brightened up my morning. Good work KP |  | | |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:27 - Mar 18 with 2328 views | Benters2 |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:15 - Mar 18 by BlueBadger |
Oh Texters, you've let all this Mick business send you 'full Benters'. Never go full Benters. |
Oh do calm down you complete bore and have another green tea. | | | |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:28 - Mar 18 with 2317 views | BlueBadger |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:27 - Mar 18 by Benters2 |
Oh do calm down you complete bore and have another green tea. |
How many times have you used that 'green tea' non-insult now? | |
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| A club somewhere in England on 10:32 - Mar 18 with 2289 views | Benters2 |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:28 - Mar 18 by BlueBadger |
How many times have you used that 'green tea' non-insult now? |
Three times. | | | |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:39 - Mar 18 with 2242 views | BlueBadger |
| A club somewhere in England on 10:32 - Mar 18 by Benters2 |
Three times. |
It's not as good a 'keep Badger in his place' technique as wedding photos, if that helps. | |
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