Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today 15:45 - Mar 24 with 3319 views | BrixtonBlue | and you love helping me out so much, I want to write a poem about daft things people say* ...for example, when someone comes indoors absolutely soaked and someone else says, "Is it raining?" What other daft things do people say? *You are not allowed to say daft things I've said on TWTD. | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 15:49 - Mar 24 with 2828 views | The_Romford_Blue | When I come in from an Ipswich game with the raving ump and someone in my house asks ‘did you win?’ | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:06 - Mar 24 with 2798 views | HurleyBurley | "It's too cold to snow". | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:23 - Mar 24 with 2777 views | Lord_Lucan |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:06 - Mar 24 by HurleyBurley | "It's too cold to snow". |
Shouldn’t it be “It’s cold enough to snow”? Still weather related and said by old women “It just can’t make up its mind”. | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:35 - Mar 24 with 2766 views | HurleyBurley |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:23 - Mar 24 by Lord_Lucan | Shouldn’t it be “It’s cold enough to snow”? Still weather related and said by old women “It just can’t make up its mind”. |
My old man used to say "they won't get there any quicker" whenever he got overtaken. | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:38 - Mar 24 with 2757 views | Lord_Lucan |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:35 - Mar 24 by HurleyBurley | My old man used to say "they won't get there any quicker" whenever he got overtaken. |
Ha. That’s a good one, I’ve heard ghat a few times. I hope as a young child you replied “Well it looks like they fecking will”. | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:41 - Mar 24 with 2745 views | GeoffSentence | can we expect to see an advert with people saying daft things in the near future? | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:41 - Mar 24 by GeoffSentence | can we expect to see an advert with people saying daft things in the near future? |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:43 - Mar 24 with 2740 views | Benters2 | I like you but. | | | |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:49 - Mar 24 with 2725 views | HurleyBurley |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:43 - Mar 24 by Benters2 | I like you but. |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:50 - Mar 24 with 2724 views | J2BLUE | After spending £1 on a scratchcard.. "I've won a pound!" NO YOU HAVEN'T. | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:11 - Mar 24 with 2689 views | BrixtonBlue |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 16:41 - Mar 24 by GeoffSentence | can we expect to see an advert with people saying daft things in the near future? |
No. Like I said in the OP, it's for a poem I want to write. I'll even post it on here when it's done if you don't believe me. | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:18 - Mar 24 with 2664 views | Benters2 |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:11 - Mar 24 by BrixtonBlue | No. Like I said in the OP, it's for a poem I want to write. I'll even post it on here when it's done if you don't believe me. |
Will the rucksack get a mention? | | | |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:19 - Mar 24 with 2659 views | WD19 | "With all due respect"....that is a cr@p idea. | | | |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:20 - Mar 24 with 2658 views | Keno | Here you do Dolls Some people say the daftest things Like ‘isnt it good when Morrisey sings’ They ask if tickets are on the gate And its enough to participate Some people have the daftest pleas Some even say ‘we don’t like cheese’ And there’s even one who think lied When he said his egg was fried Some people make the daftest posts Like spreading marmite on their toast But as for sweeties we all know The best ones are made by Haribo | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:24 - Mar 24 with 2640 views | NewcyBlue |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:20 - Mar 24 by Keno | Here you do Dolls Some people say the daftest things Like ‘isnt it good when Morrisey sings’ They ask if tickets are on the gate And its enough to participate Some people have the daftest pleas Some even say ‘we don’t like cheese’ And there’s even one who think lied When he said his egg was fried Some people make the daftest posts Like spreading marmite on their toast But as for sweeties we all know The best ones are made by Haribo |
I think we can close this thread. That poem will never be topped. | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:34 - Mar 24 with 2593 views | GeoffSentence |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:20 - Mar 24 by Keno | Here you do Dolls Some people say the daftest things Like ‘isnt it good when Morrisey sings’ They ask if tickets are on the gate And its enough to participate Some people have the daftest pleas Some even say ‘we don’t like cheese’ And there’s even one who think lied When he said his egg was fried Some people make the daftest posts Like spreading marmite on their toast But as for sweeties we all know The best ones are made by Haribo |
Another post to cherish | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:35 - Mar 24 with 2584 views | factual_blue | This is for your next ad campaign isn't it? | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:36 - Mar 24 with 2579 views | GeoffSentence |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:11 - Mar 24 by BrixtonBlue | No. Like I said in the OP, it's for a poem I want to write. I'll even post it on here when it's done if you don't believe me. |
Here you go then, real life example: "I just bet on Ipswich to win 3-1" | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:57 - Mar 24 with 2551 views | factual_blue |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:11 - Mar 24 by BrixtonBlue | No. Like I said in the OP, it's for a poem I want to write. I'll even post it on here when it's done if you don't believe me. |
Or, in other words, 'yes'. | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 18:12 - Mar 24 with 2536 views | BlueBadger | 'Some people drive better when they're drunk' | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 18:12 - Mar 24 with 2537 views | GeoffSentence |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 17:35 - Mar 24 by Keno | thank you by the way did you see my reply you the other day? [Post edited 24 Mar 2018 17:36]
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I dont think so. What did you say? | |
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Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 18:16 - Mar 24 with 2530 views | Keno |
Daft things people say - Hey TWTD, seeing as you're bored with no footy on today on 18:12 - Mar 24 by GeoffSentence | I dont think so. What did you say? |
If I was JET then you are Roger Osborne Under-rated, often over looked but in fact an invaluable true hero | |
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