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T O P. T I P 01:09 - Mar 31 with 2280 viewsconnorscontract

If you are going to watch David Warner give a live press conference apologising for letting down the people of Australia ("whether cricket fans or not") make sure you have been to the pub beforehand and had a few pints so you can laugh your f*cking tits off at the funniest thing ever.
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T O P. T I P on 01:11 - Mar 31 with 2257 viewsconnorscontract

He keeps crying and repeating the same sentence to every question.

It's like when Milliband did that weird robot interview...













...but with f*cking hilarious real bloke tears, mate.




PS he really regrets what happened and is going to miss playing for the Australian team, who he loves.
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T O P. T I P on 01:13 - Mar 31 with 2244 viewsconnorscontract

T O P. T I P on 01:11 - Mar 31 by connorscontract

He keeps crying and repeating the same sentence to every question.

It's like when Milliband did that weird robot interview...













...but with f*cking hilarious real bloke tears, mate.




PS he really regrets what happened and is going to miss playing for the Australian team, who he loves.
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#toughandemotionaltime

#dothatmillennialrealitytvblowingoutthecheeksthing

#cryabitmore

#regretsorryfullresponsibility
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T O P. T I P on 07:32 - Mar 31 with 2126 viewsKeno

T O P. T I P on 01:13 - Mar 31 by connorscontract

#toughandemotionaltime

#dothatmillennialrealitytvblowingoutthecheeksthing

#cryabitmore

#regretsorryfullresponsibility


Sos hadn't seen this had been posted already


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T O P. T I P on 07:36 - Mar 31 with 2118 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

No matter what the question was, and even if the answer made no sense to the question, he gave the same reply every time. Absolutely bizarre.

Question - ‘Was there anyone else that was involved other than yourself, Steve Smith and Cameron Bancroft?’.

Answer - ‘I really regret what happened and am here to talk about the part I played on day 3 in Cape Town’

Question - ‘Is this the first time it’s happened?’

Answer - ‘I really regret what happened and am here to talk about the part I played on day 3 in Caoe Town’

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T O P. T I P on 07:40 - Mar 31 with 2107 viewsBurwell_Blue

Someone should point out to him that it’s cricket and so no one really cares.
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T O P. T I P on 08:19 - Mar 31 with 2048 viewsEly_Blue

T O P. T I P on 07:40 - Mar 31 by Burwell_Blue

Someone should point out to him that it’s cricket and so no one really cares.


I disagree but only because you missed out the word Aussie in between it’s and cricket.

Other than that cricket is a good watch

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T O P. T I P on 08:21 - Mar 31 with 2040 viewsBenters2

Fk him cheating slag!
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T O P. T I P on 08:23 - Mar 31 with 2035 viewsoneonmyknee

T O P. T I P on 08:21 - Mar 31 by Benters2

Fk him cheating slag!


exactly

fck the lot of em

crying about how they have let their parents down etc

they are gutted they got caught, that is all
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T O P. T I P on 08:25 - Mar 31 with 2023 viewsBenters2

T O P. T I P on 08:23 - Mar 31 by oneonmyknee

exactly

fck the lot of em

crying about how they have let their parents down etc

they are gutted they got caught, that is all


Indeed.
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T O P. T I P on 09:19 - Mar 31 with 1949 viewsfactual_blue

T O P. T I P on 07:36 - Mar 31 by The_Romford_Blue

No matter what the question was, and even if the answer made no sense to the question, he gave the same reply every time. Absolutely bizarre.

Question - ‘Was there anyone else that was involved other than yourself, Steve Smith and Cameron Bancroft?’.

Answer - ‘I really regret what happened and am here to talk about the part I played on day 3 in Cape Town’

Question - ‘Is this the first time it’s happened?’

Answer - ‘I really regret what happened and am here to talk about the part I played on day 3 in Caoe Town’


It's perfectly reasonable to infer the real answers to those two questions were 'Yes' and 'No' respectively.

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T O P. T I P on 11:08 - Mar 31 with 1880 viewsHennikerBlu

I am actually speechless at the press conferences. Considering the importance of reverse swing, it does make you look at the recent Ashes series and more than wonder.

Warner has had quite a few days to have gone into a quiet corner and have a good cry, so you do wonder about the sincerity. As some have already pointed out he is not really answering the questions.

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