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Haircuts 18:15 - Jun 5 with 8134 viewsgordon

Last two haircuts I've been given have been quite obviously lop-sided. One side longer than the other, to put it bluntly.

Do you have to specify that you want both sides the same length? Would feel a bit patronising, but seems like I might have to, next time.

And what do you say, anyway, when they ask what you'd like done?

I normally just point to my hair and say you see this stuff here, what I want you to do is cut some of it off, with one of those, pointing to a pair of scissors, if there's a one in view. Gets a laugh about 20% of the time.

Also, got told today that normal people get there haircut every 6 weeks. Is this true, or was she just trying to make more £££s out of me? If it is true, why? Surely growth will be minimal in such a period?
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Haircuts on 18:21 - Jun 5 with 4243 viewseireblue

Is it about 80% of the time you that you get a lop-sided haircut?
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Haircuts on 18:32 - Jun 5 with 4209 viewsBasuco

Are you sure it is not you head that is lop sided and your hair has been cut level? You can't blame your hairdresser for that.
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Haircuts on 18:34 - Jun 5 with 4208 viewsHerbivore

I usually have mine done every 4 weeks to keep me looking salon fresh. I am slightly concerned by your lack of a clue about your own haircut.

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Haircuts on 18:48 - Jun 5 with 4176 viewsBackToRussia

Haircuts on 18:34 - Jun 5 by Herbivore

I usually have mine done every 4 weeks to keep me looking salon fresh. I am slightly concerned by your lack of a clue about your own haircut.


lolll and you questioned my credentials.

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Haircuts on 18:48 - Jun 5 with 4177 viewsgordon

Haircuts on 18:21 - Jun 5 by eireblue

Is it about 80% of the time you that you get a lop-sided haircut?


That's the sort of smart alec response I would expect from TWTD
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Haircuts on 18:48 - Jun 5 with 4180 viewsKieran_Knows

Luckily I’ve been going to my barber long enough now that he knows what to do each time!

Annoyingly, as my hair grows so quick, I usually have it cut every 2 weeks.

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Haircuts on 18:51 - Jun 5 with 4168 viewsgordon

Haircuts on 18:34 - Jun 5 by Herbivore

I usually have mine done every 4 weeks to keep me looking salon fresh. I am slightly concerned by your lack of a clue about your own haircut.


Well tell us then, how does a modern gentlemen such as yourself describe their coiffure
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Haircuts on 18:52 - Jun 5 with 4163 viewsgordon

Haircuts on 18:48 - Jun 5 by Kieran_Knows

Luckily I’ve been going to my barber long enough now that he knows what to do each time!

Annoyingly, as my hair grows so quick, I usually have it cut every 2 weeks.


every two weeks? That's absurd.
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Haircuts on 18:55 - Jun 5 with 4156 viewsHerbivore

Haircuts on 18:51 - Jun 5 by gordon

Well tell us then, how does a modern gentlemen such as yourself describe their coiffure


I've got a bit of a Tommy Shelby cut going on at the moment, my guy doesn't need a lot of instruction now. Just a gentle reminder of what grade to use with the clippers and then a rough indication of how much I want off the length. It shouldn't be too hard to get an adequate haircut buddy, are you sure you're actually going to a barber?

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Haircuts on 18:55 - Jun 5 with 4157 viewsgiant_stow

Haircuts on 18:52 - Jun 5 by gordon

every two weeks? That's absurd.


Shocking dandy behaviour. Every 4 or 5 months here - it goes into a bushy white afro by the end, but that adds character to my neck beard.

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Haircuts on 18:57 - Jun 5 with 4151 viewsHerbivore

Haircuts on 18:48 - Jun 5 by BackToRussia

lolll and you questioned my credentials.


Got to look sharp for the revolution, comrade.

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Haircuts on 19:00 - Jun 5 with 4140 viewsgordon

Haircuts on 18:55 - Jun 5 by Herbivore

I've got a bit of a Tommy Shelby cut going on at the moment, my guy doesn't need a lot of instruction now. Just a gentle reminder of what grade to use with the clippers and then a rough indication of how much I want off the length. It shouldn't be too hard to get an adequate haircut buddy, are you sure you're actually going to a barber?


Just googled Tommy Shelby. Is that not a step, I used to have them growing up in the 90s.
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Haircuts on 19:03 - Jun 5 with 4130 viewsgordon

Haircuts on 18:55 - Jun 5 by giant_stow

Shocking dandy behaviour. Every 4 or 5 months here - it goes into a bushy white afro by the end, but that adds character to my neck beard.


Yes, by the time I make it to the hairdressers, my neck, beard, and back hair have all merged together until I'm looking 1/3 bigfoot, 2/3 dashing explorer.
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Haircuts on 19:04 - Jun 5 with 4117 viewsgiant_stow

Haircuts on 19:03 - Jun 5 by gordon

Yes, by the time I make it to the hairdressers, my neck, beard, and back hair have all merged together until I'm looking 1/3 bigfoot, 2/3 dashing explorer.


Snap. It's fun watching the barber trying to figure out where to stop cutting.

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Haircuts on 19:11 - Jun 5 with 4093 viewsPinewoodblue

Try sitting up straight! Know people who go once a fortnight.!

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Haircuts on 19:15 - Jun 5 with 4080 viewsMullet

Haircuts on 18:52 - Jun 5 by gordon

every two weeks? That's absurd.


He must be part bamboo!

Shave your own head, sorts everything out.

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Haircuts on 19:24 - Jun 5 with 4046 viewsRoyKeanesDog

When I had hair I used to get it cut every two weeks.

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Haircuts on 19:29 - Jun 5 with 4023 viewsHerbivore

Haircuts on 19:00 - Jun 5 by gordon

Just googled Tommy Shelby. Is that not a step, I used to have them growing up in the 90s.


Mine is blended so the longer hair on top isn't so harshly contrasted with the shaved back and sides. I look pretty fly.

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Haircuts on 19:35 - Jun 5 with 4008 viewsBluefish

I normally have a haircut every 4 or 5 weeks. My hair is lop sided on purpose but I have a side parting so you can't tell

I have enough hair for me a Phil so I have had the same comments evey month for 30 odd years about how thick my hair is*










It is still brighter than you though

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Haircuts on 19:49 - Jun 5 with 3970 viewsJ4ck22

Haircuts on 18:48 - Jun 5 by Kieran_Knows

Luckily I’ve been going to my barber long enough now that he knows what to do each time!

Annoyingly, as my hair grows so quick, I usually have it cut every 2 weeks.


I have mine done every three weeks. I like to keep it short and a few weeks is long enough for it to grow out of its style, I could leave it a bit longer but I'd rather not.
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Haircuts on 20:21 - Jun 5 with 3906 viewswkj

I just stopped bothering with haircuts and stick my hair in a beanie, shame I didnt go bald

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Haircuts on 20:26 - Jun 5 with 3892 viewsKing_of_Portman_Rd

I always remember one trip to the local barber shop when I was a student, sat in the chair and within 10 seconds the bloke proclaimed "Blimey.. You weren't blessed with good hair"

Everywhere I go, they always comment on how thick it is and often hear words such as "mop" and "thatch" as they run a comb through it. Have to get it cut at least every 3 weeks as it just goes wild.. I'd go more often but I'm too tight and refuse to pay anything more than £10 for a cut
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Haircuts on 20:28 - Jun 5 with 3885 viewsjas0999

Haircuts on 18:52 - Jun 5 by gordon

every two weeks? That's absurd.


Not really. Some folks hair grows quicker. I’m a 3 to 4 week man myself.
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Haircuts on 20:30 - Jun 5 with 3878 viewsBluefish

Haircuts on 20:26 - Jun 5 by King_of_Portman_Rd

I always remember one trip to the local barber shop when I was a student, sat in the chair and within 10 seconds the bloke proclaimed "Blimey.. You weren't blessed with good hair"

Everywhere I go, they always comment on how thick it is and often hear words such as "mop" and "thatch" as they run a comb through it. Have to get it cut at least every 3 weeks as it just goes wild.. I'd go more often but I'm too tight and refuse to pay anything more than £10 for a cut


£13 but always give £2 tip. It is a really smart barbers, they wear the old fashioned aprons and the place is styled perfectly. I would be tempted to go elsewhere if i would find one with a worldie that looked like the one at the dive where I used to go. Terrible haircuts but she was beautiful, gutted when she left

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Haircuts on 20:34 - Jun 5 with 3863 viewsJ2BLUE

I get mine cut about every six weeks which I always thought was far too long. I just bloody hate going. 20 minutes of staring at myself in the mirror while some young woman who wouldn't dream of touching me if I wasn't paying her feels obliged to make irritating small talk.

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