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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant 14:19 - Jul 19 with 2463 viewsReuser_is_God

I bought my dog for £600, I wouldn’t sell her.

#Don’tSellWaghorn

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:25 - Jul 19 with 2435 viewsBrianTablet

But your dog wants to live close to her family, up north.
She's sad. Look at those big, sad, doggy eyes.
She costs £5,000/week to keep, your dog. That's a lot of Winalot.
Look! A new dog. Eats less. Much younger. A puppy!
Easier to train to do what you want, too.
Not microchipped, but that's a simple process.
You'll love the new one even more.

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:28 - Jul 19 with 2422 viewsCoco

But when she does her acl you’ll put her down.

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:28 - Jul 19 with 2421 viewsReuser_is_God

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:25 - Jul 19 by BrianTablet

But your dog wants to live close to her family, up north.
She's sad. Look at those big, sad, doggy eyes.
She costs £5,000/week to keep, your dog. That's a lot of Winalot.
Look! A new dog. Eats less. Much younger. A puppy!
Easier to train to do what you want, too.
Not microchipped, but that's a simple process.
You'll love the new one even more.

#makingthiscountygreatagain


I’d give the current dog everything it wanted.

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:28 - Jul 19 with 2426 viewsPhilTWTD

I'll give you £7 million for her.
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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:29 - Jul 19 with 2410 viewsBrianTablet

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:28 - Jul 19 by Reuser_is_God

I’d give the current dog everything it wanted.


Does it like cheese?

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:30 - Jul 19 with 2402 viewsReuser_is_God

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:28 - Jul 19 by PhilTWTD

I'll give you £7 million for her.


Double it

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:31 - Jul 19 with 2398 viewsReuser_is_God

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:29 - Jul 19 by BrianTablet

Does it like cheese?


Yes, we hide her worming tablets in cheese so she eats them.
[Post edited 19 Jul 2018 14:34]

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:32 - Jul 19 with 2388 viewsBrianTablet

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:30 - Jul 19 by Reuser_is_God

Double it


Throw in a bag of kittens too, Phil.
He'll break.

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:33 - Jul 19 with 2380 viewsCoco

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:28 - Jul 19 by PhilTWTD

I'll give you £7 million for her.


6m if you chuck in the wife!

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:34 - Jul 19 with 2375 viewsRobTheMonk

We got our dog for free and everyone loves him!
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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:34 - Jul 19 with 2375 viewsBrianTablet

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:31 - Jul 19 by Reuser_is_God

Yes, we hide her worming tablets in cheese so she eats them.
[Post edited 19 Jul 2018 14:34]


Wow, your dog IS Martyn Waghorn!

McCarthy used to hide Martyn's worm pills in his Stinking Bishop last season.

def info (Teddy told me)

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:38 - Jul 19 with 2363 viewsBrianTablet

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:33 - Jul 19 by Coco

6m if you chuck in the wife!


In Les Dawson style, 8 million if you throw in the wife. :-)

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:59 - Jul 19 with 2322 viewsSWGF

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:32 - Jul 19 by BrianTablet

Throw in a bag of kittens too, Phil.
He'll break.


How about a pony and a bag of hooves?

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 15:01 - Jul 19 with 2313 viewschicoazul

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:30 - Jul 19 by Reuser_is_God

Double it


If he does give you a fee will you reinvest the money in some exciting new dogs or go get one for free from Battersea and use the money to pay your mortgage?

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 15:01 - Jul 19 with 2310 viewsGeoffSentence

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:31 - Jul 19 by Reuser_is_God

Yes, we hide her worming tablets in cheese so she eats them.
[Post edited 19 Jul 2018 14:34]


Our dog got wise to that old trick years ago. He nibbles off the cheese and spits out the tablet.

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 15:02 - Jul 19 with 2306 viewsITFC_Forever

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:25 - Jul 19 by BrianTablet

But your dog wants to live close to her family, up north.
She's sad. Look at those big, sad, doggy eyes.
She costs £5,000/week to keep, your dog. That's a lot of Winalot.
Look! A new dog. Eats less. Much younger. A puppy!
Easier to train to do what you want, too.
Not microchipped, but that's a simple process.
You'll love the new one even more.

#makingthiscountygreatagain


The dog's (assuming its name is Waggy) family moved down to Suffolk to be with it.

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 15:11 - Jul 19 with 2270 viewsagentp

£600 for a dog. You stingy git. No ambition.

Take Phil's offer and get four of these. https://www.alux.com/worlds-most-expensive-dog-tibetan-mastiff/ The extra million should cover the additional costs.

It's got to be a much better dog than yours because it costs loads more. If you don't get them now, some fcking derby fan will have them.

Come-on, show some ambition.

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 15:12 - Jul 19 with 2262 viewsBrianTablet

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:59 - Jul 19 by SWGF

How about a pony and a bag of hooves?


Douggie left the club a while back.

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 17:22 - Jul 19 with 2130 viewsglasso

£600? Bargain. I paid £950 for mine and he's bloody terrible at football. Big mistake.
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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 18:56 - Jul 19 with 2055 viewsPecker

There are plenty of dogs in rescue centres. No need to buy one.
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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 18:59 - Jul 19 with 2042 viewsSwansea_Blue

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 14:25 - Jul 19 by BrianTablet

But your dog wants to live close to her family, up north.
She's sad. Look at those big, sad, doggy eyes.
She costs £5,000/week to keep, your dog. That's a lot of Winalot.
Look! A new dog. Eats less. Much younger. A puppy!
Easier to train to do what you want, too.
Not microchipped, but that's a simple process.
You'll love the new one even more.

#makingthiscountygreatagain



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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 18:59 - Jul 19 with 2037 viewsagentp

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 18:56 - Jul 19 by Pecker

There are plenty of dogs in rescue centres. No need to buy one.


Ahh but that's the MM approach; picking up freebie, journey dogs. Dogs are only any good if you spend loads on them.

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The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 10:18 - Jul 20 with 1888 viewsbritbiker

The fee we paid for Waghorn is irrelevant on 15:01 - Jul 19 by GeoffSentence

Our dog got wise to that old trick years ago. He nibbles off the cheese and spits out the tablet.


I think my wife slips bromide in my tea, so I slip a Viagra tablet into her dinner coz im clever like that
I wonder why she needs to spend so much time with her personal trainer!
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