| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:08 - Jul 19 with 2269 views | wkj |
Good job we've voted to leave the EU then, 350m we would spend on the European Court will be reinvested into the police force now [Post edited 19 Jul 2018 17:08]
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:10 - Jul 19 with 2247 views | Herbivore |
I like those odds. |  |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:36 - Jul 19 with 2202 views | chicoazul |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:08 - Jul 19 by wkj |
Good job we've voted to leave the EU then, 350m we would spend on the European Court will be reinvested into the police force now [Post edited 19 Jul 2018 17:08]
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Perhaps that will make up for the 14% fall in Officer numbers and the 25% cut in budgets they have recently endured.
Our liberal paradise country just gets better. |  |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:37 - Jul 19 with 2195 views | J2BLUE |
Interesting. See you later guys... |  |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:38 - Jul 19 with 2191 views | footers |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:36 - Jul 19 by chicoazul |
Perhaps that will make up for the 14% fall in Officer numbers and the 25% cut in budgets they have recently endured.
Our liberal paradise country just gets better. |
The Tories are the party of law and order. |  |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:39 - Jul 19 with 2193 views | jeera |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:37 - Jul 19 by J2BLUE |
Interesting. See you later guys... |
While you're out... |  |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:40 - Jul 19 with 2184 views | footers |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:39 - Jul 19 by jeera |
While you're out... |
Oooh, get me a Walnut Whip and can of Tizer. | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:41 - Jul 19 with 2177 views | jeera |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:40 - Jul 19 by footers |
Oooh, get me a Walnut Whip and can of Tizer. |
No Cheez Whiz? | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:43 - Jul 19 with 2166 views | J2BLUE |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:40 - Jul 19 by footers |
Oooh, get me a Walnut Whip and can of Tizer. |
Not going out now. No point going out to commit a crime if jeera is going to rob me. | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:44 - Jul 19 with 2158 views | footers |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:43 - Jul 19 by J2BLUE |
Not going out now. No point going out to commit a crime if jeera is going to rob me. |
Just rob it for me. You have a 90% chance of getting away with it. | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:44 - Jul 19 with 2156 views | jeera |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:43 - Jul 19 by J2BLUE |
Not going out now. No point going out to commit a crime if jeera is going to rob me. |
Well I may as well turn the hastily hired van around and go home then.
Damn. I now have a van for the rest of the evening I don't need.
Man with a van anyone? | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:46 - Jul 19 with 2142 views | footers |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:44 - Jul 19 by jeera |
Well I may as well turn the hastily hired van around and go home then.
Damn. I now have a van for the rest of the evening I don't need.
Man with a van anyone? |
I need some fly tipping done. Split the Walnut Whip and Tizer. Fair? | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:46 - Jul 19 with 2140 views | J2BLUE |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:44 - Jul 19 by jeera |
Well I may as well turn the hastily hired van around and go home then.
Damn. I now have a van for the rest of the evening I don't need.
Man with a van anyone? |
No wonder productivity is so low in the UK. You rob me up to £1k, i'll rob someone else up to £2k and we'll both profit.
#creativesolutions | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:48 - Jul 19 with 2133 views | jeera |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:46 - Jul 19 by J2BLUE |
No wonder productivity is so low in the UK. You rob me up to £1k, i'll rob someone else up to £2k and we'll both profit.
#creativesolutions |
Or even worse for productivity.
I am so disheartened I've parked up and gone down the pub. | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:49 - Jul 19 with 2126 views | jeera |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:46 - Jul 19 by footers |
I need some fly tipping done. Split the Walnut Whip and Tizer. Fair? |
I can honestly say you've chosen 2 foodstuff items that I don't like. | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:50 - Jul 19 with 2122 views | J2BLUE |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 17:48 - Jul 19 by jeera |
Or even worse for productivity.
I am so disheartened I've parked up and gone down the pub. |
Oh I get it! Yes, me too! I'm also DOWN THE PUB  | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 19:17 - Jul 19 with 2058 views | BloomBlue |
All down to bad parenting |  | | |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 19:31 - Jul 19 with 2046 views | Footballpete |
Unless you're poor old Tommy Robinson. It's political correctness gone mad I tell you. |  |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 19:33 - Jul 19 with 2043 views | Herbivore |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 19:31 - Jul 19 by Footballpete |
Unless you're poor old Tommy Robinson. It's political correctness gone mad I tell you. |
It makes life easier when criminals live stream themselves committing their crime and then plead guilty knowing they are bang to rights. | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 19:55 - Jul 19 with 2011 views | eireblue |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 19:17 - Jul 19 by BloomBlue |
All down to bad parenting |
Yep,
"Theresa Mary May, what have I told you, God will punish evil doers, no need for all that lefty atheist state police talk in this house, and another thing, you haven't been running in fields again have you" |  | | |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 21:05 - Jul 19 with 1945 views | BrixtonBlue |
Tory cuts. |  |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 21:09 - Jul 19 with 1932 views | wkj |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 21:05 - Jul 19 by BrixtonBlue |
Tory cuts. |
You can bet they wouldn't share their last Rolo... they'd share yours though | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 22:28 - Jul 19 with 1884 views | Herbivore |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 21:05 - Jul 19 by BrixtonBlue |
Tory cuts. |
You've missed an 'n' there chief. | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 23:26 - Jul 19 with 1852 views | BrixtonBlue |
| If you commit a crime in this country on 22:28 - Jul 19 by Herbivore |
You've missed an 'n' there chief. |
I was wondering who was going to tap in my teasing cross... | |
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| If you commit a crime in this country on 07:47 - Jul 20 with 1766 views | GeoffSentence |
Does it not depend on the crime? I could easily imagine that your chances of getting away with say murder or serious fraud could be that high, but I believe that the chances of getting away with entering the field of play during a match are much less. |  |
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