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Surely this is some form of child abuse? 18:11 - Sep 20 with 727 viewsDanTheMan

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45585070

Chris Evans' wife has given birth to twins - a boy and a girl.

The BBC Radio 2 breakfast show host said: "Ping and Pong arrived safe and well last night. Both healthy, both strong, happy and blessed, as was mum throughout."


Fooking Ping and Pong.

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Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:13 - Sep 20 with 708 viewsSpruceMoose

Are they the actual names or just placeholders until they decide/want to actually announce the real names.

I hope to God that's what is going on anyway...

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Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:15 - Sep 20 with 701 viewsDanTheMan

Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:13 - Sep 20 by SpruceMoose

Are they the actual names or just placeholders until they decide/want to actually announce the real names.

I hope to God that's what is going on anyway...


Oh it does just say they are placeholders, must have missed that bit. I was very caught up on thinking they'd lost their minds.

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Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:16 - Sep 20 with 696 viewsGuthrum

Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:13 - Sep 20 by SpruceMoose

Are they the actual names or just placeholders until they decide/want to actually announce the real names.

I hope to God that's what is going on anyway...


It's just the shortened forms. He's Pinguinnorthdakotafosburyflop and she's Pongoliantwestsamoatiddlyplop.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:34 - Sep 20 with 644 viewscaught-in-limbo

Would you have preferred them to be called Table and Tennis?
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Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:34 - Sep 20 with 644 viewsfactual_blue

And, to compound matters, their father is Chris Evans.

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Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:38 - Sep 20 with 640 viewsBlueorder

Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:34 - Sep 20 by factual_blue

And, to compound matters, their father is Chris Evans.


Or even Wiff & Waff
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Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 19:46 - Sep 20 with 567 viewsconnorscontract

It's subconscious, I reckon.

Sometime in the dim and distant past Evans was on an alcohol-fuelled hazy night out with Gazza and Jimmy Five-Bellies, and ended up in a bar where a lady sat on a table, legs akimbo, and fired out some table tennis balls.

Either that or the kids have very white skin and are very, very bald.
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