| Surely this is some form of child abuse? 18:11 - Sep 20 with 664 views | DanTheMan |
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45585070
Chris Evans' wife has given birth to twins - a boy and a girl.
The BBC Radio 2 breakfast show host said: "Ping and Pong arrived safe and well last night. Both healthy, both strong, happy and blessed, as was mum throughout."
Fooking Ping and Pong. |  |
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| Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:13 - Sep 20 with 645 views | SpruceMoose |
Are they the actual names or just placeholders until they decide/want to actually announce the real names.
I hope to God that's what is going on anyway... |  |
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| Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:15 - Sep 20 with 638 views | DanTheMan |
| Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:13 - Sep 20 by SpruceMoose |
Are they the actual names or just placeholders until they decide/want to actually announce the real names.
I hope to God that's what is going on anyway... |
Oh it does just say they are placeholders, must have missed that bit. I was very caught up on thinking they'd lost their minds. | |
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| Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:16 - Sep 20 with 633 views | Guthrum |
| Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:13 - Sep 20 by SpruceMoose |
Are they the actual names or just placeholders until they decide/want to actually announce the real names.
I hope to God that's what is going on anyway... |
It's just the shortened forms. He's Pinguinnorthdakotafosburyflop and she's Pongoliantwestsamoatiddlyplop. |  |
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| Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:34 - Sep 20 with 581 views | caught-in-limbo |
Would you have preferred them to be called Table and Tennis? [Post edited 20 Sep 2018 19:29]
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| Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:34 - Sep 20 with 581 views | factual_blue |
And, to compound matters, their father is Chris Evans. |  |
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| Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:38 - Sep 20 with 577 views | Blueorder |
| Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 18:34 - Sep 20 by factual_blue |
And, to compound matters, their father is Chris Evans. |
Or even Wiff & Waff |  | | |
| Surely this is some form of child abuse? on 19:46 - Sep 20 with 504 views | connorscontract |
It's subconscious, I reckon.
Sometime in the dim and distant past Evans was on an alcohol-fuelled hazy night out with Gazza and Jimmy Five-Bellies, and ended up in a bar where a lady sat on a table, legs akimbo, and fired out some table tennis balls.
Either that or the kids have very white skin and are very, very bald. |  | | |
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