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Self identification - legal battle to change age 00:42 - Nov 8 with 5000 viewsJ2BLUE

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/07/dutch-man-69-identifies-20-years-you

I'm going to watch this with interest. If he wins, i'm going to identify as 'King J2, Lord and Emperor of the Universe' and demand taxes from you all.

Truly impaired.
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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 00:53 - Nov 8 with 4517 viewscaught-in-limbo

This is a bit like 2005 and Pastafarianism all over again: while the idea is completely mental, it effectively exposes existing rulings, beliefs or practices which are equally mental.

#toxic
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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 07:56 - Nov 8 with 4404 viewsgordon

'When I'm on Tinder, and it says I'm 49, with the face I have I'll be in a luxurious position.'

Not now everyone knows your the weirdo who launched a legal challenge against the ageing process, mate.
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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 07:59 - Nov 8 with 4394 viewsElderGrizzly

I look forward to Harry Redknapp signing a 25 year old Kanu...
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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 07:59 - Nov 8 with 4395 viewsKeno

I will identify as Flesh Gordon and defeat in you an epic battle where good overcomes ev

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 08:09 - Nov 8 with 4380 viewsuefacup81

I can't see how it would work. Gender, yes, but age is a completely different thing.

Given that mortgages, life insurance, and medical cover, for example, are partially based on the applicant's age, I can't see how granting the right to define one's age could be anything but disastrous for the financial services sector.

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 08:17 - Nov 8 with 4368 viewsGeoffSentence

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 08:09 - Nov 8 by uefacup81

I can't see how it would work. Gender, yes, but age is a completely different thing.

Given that mortgages, life insurance, and medical cover, for example, are partially based on the applicant's age, I can't see how granting the right to define one's age could be anything but disastrous for the financial services sector.


And all those who will self identity as 18 for booze,fags and porn.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 08:27 - Nov 8 with 4349 viewsRoyKeanesDog

By law you're not allowed to put King or Lord in your name. Trust me, I've looked into it.

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 08:58 - Nov 8 with 4321 viewsTractorWood

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 08:27 - Nov 8 by RoyKeanesDog

By law you're not allowed to put King or Lord in your name. Trust me, I've looked into it.


So you're saying Emperor is fair game?

I know that was then, but it could be again..
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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:09 - Nov 8 with 4298 viewsuefacup81

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 08:58 - Nov 8 by TractorWood

So you're saying Emperor is fair game?


And Grand High Mugwump, it would appear.

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:14 - Nov 8 with 4279 viewslowhouseblue

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 07:59 - Nov 8 by ElderGrizzly

I look forward to Harry Redknapp signing a 25 year old Kanu...


well finidi george self-identified as only 30 when he joined us.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:20 - Nov 8 with 4266 viewsFixed_It

Paedophiles would be loving this - as school rolls increase. Madness.

Ready! Steady! Cook!
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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:23 - Nov 8 with 4257 viewsBrixtonBlue

This bloke is basically me. I know exactly where he's coming from.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:25 - Nov 8 with 4243 viewslowhouseblue

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:23 - Nov 8 by BrixtonBlue

This bloke is basically me. I know exactly where he's coming from.


you should follow his example then. I could completely believe that you're 45.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:29 - Nov 8 with 4227 viewsBrixtonBlue

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:25 - Nov 8 by lowhouseblue

you should follow his example then. I could completely believe that you're 45.


You're rare on here then. Everyone else thinks I'm a man-boy.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:48 - Nov 8 with 4202 viewsSwansea_Blue

I'm going to associate with being a retired civil servant, and then I can start picking up my platinum-plated pension.

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:50 - Nov 8 with 4194 viewsKeno

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:48 - Nov 8 by Swansea_Blue

I'm going to associate with being a retired civil servant, and then I can start picking up my platinum-plated pension.


so basically you aspire to be Facters?

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:54 - Nov 8 with 4187 viewsSwansea_Blue

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:50 - Nov 8 by Keno

so basically you aspire to be Facters?


Don't we all?

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:59 - Nov 8 with 4180 viewsfactual_blue

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:23 - Nov 8 by BrixtonBlue

This bloke is basically me. I know exactly where he's coming from.


You meant to say 'this bloke is basically the exact opposite of me'.

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 10:00 - Nov 8 with 4178 viewsSwansea_Blue

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:20 - Nov 8 by Fixed_It

Paedophiles would be loving this - as school rolls increase. Madness.


Madness indeed. It's one step beyond.



(I'm trying this again, as everyone ignored it yesterday. Being a bit less subtle this time, let me know if anyone needs a hint ).

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 10:02 - Nov 8 with 4173 viewsfactual_blue

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:48 - Nov 8 by Swansea_Blue

I'm going to associate with being a retired civil servant, and then I can start picking up my platinum-plated pension.


'Solid gold with iridium filigree', actually.

Although that scheme is no longer available.

Sorry.

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 10:06 - Nov 8 with 4167 viewsfactual_blue

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 09:54 - Nov 8 by Swansea_Blue

Don't we all?


You are a wise man.

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 10:09 - Nov 8 with 4160 viewsKeno

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 10:00 - Nov 8 by Swansea_Blue

Madness indeed. It's one step beyond.



(I'm trying this again, as everyone ignored it yesterday. Being a bit less subtle this time, let me know if anyone needs a hint ).


I guess you posted that wearing your baggy trousers

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 13:42 - Nov 8 with 4055 viewsThe_Last_Baron

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 00:53 - Nov 8 by caught-in-limbo

This is a bit like 2005 and Pastafarianism all over again: while the idea is completely mental, it effectively exposes existing rulings, beliefs or practices which are equally mental.


He is 69 years old. That's the truth of the matter. If he wants to get laid he should get off TInder and go to the pub.

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 13:43 - Nov 8 with 4053 viewsThe_Last_Baron

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 08:27 - Nov 8 by RoyKeanesDog

By law you're not allowed to put King or Lord in your name. Trust me, I've looked into it.


What about Kinga and Lordi?

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Self identification - legal battle to change age on 13:46 - Nov 8 with 4045 viewsKeno

Self identification - legal battle to change age on 13:43 - Nov 8 by The_Last_Baron

What about Kinga and Lordi?


a few Years back on Danny Baker;s Friday afternoon radio show you could claim a title in Tonga, I am thus forth officially know as 'The Village Idiot of Tonga from the home of the Bard"

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