| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? 15:09 - Nov 20 with 2876 views | J2BLUE |
Quick question if anyone can spare me two minutes. Thank you. |  |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:13 - Nov 20 with 2855 views | SpruceMoose |
No, you can't carry your three days holiday over and no, you don't get a Christmas bonus. We told you that at your interview. |  |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:15 - Nov 20 with 2847 views | J2BLUE |
Cheers, it's not anything like your query though. I'm thinking of when I start a job in the future.
Thanks anyway. | |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:28 - Nov 20 with 2815 views | XYZ |
Happy to help if you haven't got any yet. | | | |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:28 - Nov 20 with 2818 views | factual_blue |
Here's a true payroll story. My former was taking on many hundreds of people after the credit crunch (caused by various banks around the world). In getting these people on to payroll, one person had their staff number inadvertently put in the annual salary box. Staff numbers were issued sequentially: when I started in 1978 my staff number was 4xxxxxxx. By 2008 the staff numbers had passed the 100000000 mark. Fortunately in the several audit checks of payroll, that one was luckily spotted and corrected in time - somebody due a couple of grand a month would have got over £8 million. I say luckily as the audit checks are all geared towards making sure everybody due salary gets it. [Post edited 20 Nov 2018 15:32]
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:32 - Nov 20 with 2807 views | GeoffSentence |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:28 - Nov 20 by factual_blue |
Here's a true payroll story. My former was taking on many hundreds of people after the credit crunch (caused by various banks around the world). In getting these people on to payroll, one person had their staff number inadvertently put in the annual salary box. Staff numbers were issued sequentially: when I started in 1978 my staff number was 4xxxxxxx. By 2008 the staff numbers had passed the 100000000 mark. Fortunately in the several audit checks of payroll, that one was luckily spotted and corrected in time - somebody due a couple of grand a month would have got over £8 million. I say luckily as the audit checks are all geared towards making sure everybody due salary gets it. [Post edited 20 Nov 2018 15:32]
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"staff number indvertantly put in the staff number box"
Isn't that where it should go?
Judging by the gist of the rest of it I am guessing that someone almost got paid the amount of their very high staff number. |  |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:35 - Nov 20 with 2794 views | factual_blue |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:32 - Nov 20 by GeoffSentence |
"staff number indvertantly put in the staff number box"
Isn't that where it should go?
Judging by the gist of the rest of it I am guessing that someone almost got paid the amount of their very high staff number. |
Good thinking, Wilson. I was wondering who'd be the first to spot that. | |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:36 - Nov 20 with 2789 views | GeoffSentence |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:35 - Nov 20 by factual_blue |
Good thinking, Wilson. I was wondering who'd be the first to spot that. |
on the other hand, maybe you worked somewhere where the staff were so highly incompetent, that when they got it right it was noteworthy. | |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:39 - Nov 20 with 2778 views | footers |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:36 - Nov 20 by GeoffSentence |
on the other hand, maybe you worked somewhere where the staff were so highly incompetent, that when they got it right it was noteworthy. |
Incompetent staff? The Civil Service? |  |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:39 - Nov 20 by footers |
Incompetent staff? The Civil Service? |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:48 - Nov 20 with 2753 views | SpruceMoose |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:51 - Nov 20 with 2746 views | footers |
Facters managed to be both incompetent and incontinent during his spell there.
Sounds like you've had a rough time of it lately, Libby. Just keep shaking that money tree! | |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:51 - Nov 20 by footers |
Facters managed to be both incompetent and incontinent during his spell there.
Sounds like you've had a rough time of it lately, Libby. Just keep shaking that money tree! |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 16:07 - Nov 20 with 2697 views | Sikamikanico |
work in tax/payroll - happy to help if needed | | | |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 16:21 - Nov 20 with 2655 views | factual_blue |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:39 - Nov 20 by footers |
Incompetent staff? The Civil Service? |
Outsourced staff, I believe.
Firm whose name rhymes with Tapita. | |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 16:22 - Nov 20 with 2648 views | SpruceMoose |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 16:21 - Nov 20 by factual_blue |
Outsourced staff, I believe.
Firm whose name rhymes with Tapita. |
Slapita? | |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 16:29 - Nov 20 with 2632 views | J2BLUE |
Many thanks to XYZ and Sikamikanico for answering my question.
Cheers. | |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 16:33 - Nov 20 with 2625 views | factual_blue |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:51 - Nov 20 by footers |
Facters managed to be both incompetent and incontinent during his spell there.
Sounds like you've had a rough time of it lately, Libby. Just keep shaking that money tree! |
I was never in payroll. I was NOT incompetent. | |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 16:35 - Nov 20 with 2622 views | SpruceMoose |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 16:33 - Nov 20 by factual_blue |
I was never in payroll. I was NOT incompetent. |
I think he meant incontinent. | |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 16:43 - Nov 20 with 2595 views | chicoazul |
Charities are, sadly, notoriously incompetent when it comes to payroll infrastructure and money in general, apart from spending it. |  |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 17:07 - Nov 20 with 2554 views | Joey_Joe_Joe_Junior |
Check your contract. It is all there.
You're welcome |  | | |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 17:28 - Nov 20 with 2519 views | bluelagos |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 15:28 - Nov 20 by factual_blue |
Here's a true payroll story. My former was taking on many hundreds of people after the credit crunch (caused by various banks around the world). In getting these people on to payroll, one person had their staff number inadvertently put in the annual salary box. Staff numbers were issued sequentially: when I started in 1978 my staff number was 4xxxxxxx. By 2008 the staff numbers had passed the 100000000 mark. Fortunately in the several audit checks of payroll, that one was luckily spotted and corrected in time - somebody due a couple of grand a month would have got over £8 million. I say luckily as the audit checks are all geared towards making sure everybody due salary gets it. [Post edited 20 Nov 2018 15:32]
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Back in the day when working for the C that merged with Pw to make PwC, my mate hired a car from Hertz the day after the merger. He was evidently the first PwC employee globally to hire a car from them.
Hertz managed to direct all air miles, for all business hires of the 90k employees of the new company, onto my mates air miles account. Being the honest type, he came clean, rather than enjoying free travel for life. |  |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 18:37 - Nov 20 with 2454 views | factual_blue |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 16:35 - Nov 20 by SpruceMoose |
I think he meant incontinent. |
I said what I meant, and meant what I said. | |
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| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 21:53 - Nov 20 with 2338 views | Pinewoodblue |
| Does anyone work in payroll that I could PM please? on 16:22 - Nov 20 by SpruceMoose |
Slapita? |
Soon after they took over a company I worked for they were soon referred to as Crapita. |  |
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