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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. 11:30 - Dec 19 with 18473 viewsMattinLondon

The cow of a secretary who hates the team I work in has tried to stitch me up. Shes ‘arranged’ the seating plan for the team Christmas lunch and quiz by putting me with two of the managers who have a reputation for only talking about work. However both of them have just turned-up by wearing very low cut dresses - actually I should say very very low cut dresses.

Can staring be classified as sexual harassment? If so, this could well end up awkward for all concerned.
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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:36 - Dec 19 with 8242 viewswkj

Take pictures on the sly and uoload them to the twtd watsapp group; good lad

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:39 - Dec 19 with 8228 viewsgiant_stow

Sounds fantastic - the secretary's dastardly plan has backfired and you get to look at pumpum all lunch.

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:40 - Dec 19 with 8229 viewsMattinLondon

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:36 - Dec 19 by wkj

Take pictures on the sly and uoload them to the twtd watsapp group; good lad


To get everything in focus I’ll need to stand quite far back.

Think the cow of the secretary now knows that her being more of a cow hasn’t worked. Happy f**king Christmas you s**t secretary.
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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:40 - Dec 19 with 8219 viewsDyland

Is this a Viz cartoon strip?

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:40 - Dec 19 with 8215 viewsReuser_is_God

If they didn't want you too look at their tits then they would have dressed accordingly.

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:41 - Dec 19 with 8212 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

This has the potential to be a TWTD Classic.

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:43 - Dec 19 with 8196 viewsgiant_stow

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:40 - Dec 19 by Dyland

Is this a Viz cartoon strip?


hope so.

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:44 - Dec 19 with 8186 viewshoppy

Will you be pulling any crackers?

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:45 - Dec 19 with 8185 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:40 - Dec 19 by Reuser_is_God

If they didn't want you too look at their tits then they would have dressed accordingly.



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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:51 - Dec 19 with 8151 viewsMattinLondon

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:40 - Dec 19 by Reuser_is_God

If they didn't want you too look at their tits then they would have dressed accordingly.


At the moment the fact that the secretary is really annoyed is far far more pleasing to me. We’re now about to leave the office, strict no mobile rule, hopefully everything will go swimmingly and I don’t embarrass myself.
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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 12:01 - Dec 19 with 8088 viewsIpswichKnight

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:44 - Dec 19 by hoppy

Will you be pulling any crackers?


No but I'm guessing he might be pulling the "Bishop" at some point in the evening.
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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 12:04 - Dec 19 with 8071 viewsBullardsMagicMullet

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:44 - Dec 19 by hoppy

Will you be pulling any crackers?


Do you mean the thing you put in your hand and pull?

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 12:07 - Dec 19 with 8048 viewsblueislander

“Secretary” what a quaint word. Do they still exist?
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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 12:08 - Dec 19 with 8043 viewsKieran_Knows

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 12:01 - Dec 19 by IpswichKnight

No but I'm guessing he might be pulling the "Bishop" at some point in the evening.


Don't do that, he might get injured again...

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 13:34 - Dec 19 with 7881 viewsBrixtonBlue

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:51 - Dec 19 by MattinLondon

At the moment the fact that the secretary is really annoyed is far far more pleasing to me. We’re now about to leave the office, strict no mobile rule, hopefully everything will go swimmingly and I don’t embarrass myself.


It might all go tits up.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 13:35 - Dec 19 with 7872 viewsBrixtonBlue

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:40 - Dec 19 by MattinLondon

To get everything in focus I’ll need to stand quite far back.

Think the cow of the secretary now knows that her being more of a cow hasn’t worked. Happy f**king Christmas you s**t secretary.


Is that what you put in her card?

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 13:56 - Dec 19 with 7821 viewsmonytowbray

If Dolly or I posted this you all would have said "LOOK AT ME".

You sat next to a fully clothed woman with a bit of skin on show and probably creeped her out. Well done.

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 13:57 - Dec 19 with 7813 viewsSpruceMoose

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 11:40 - Dec 19 by Dyland

Is this a Viz cartoon strip?


There's some lovely language on this thread. Just wait until the posters on the 'Stupid Woman' thread see what's going on in here...

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 14:00 - Dec 19 with 7796 viewsgiant_stow

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 13:56 - Dec 19 by monytowbray

If Dolly or I posted this you all would have said "LOOK AT ME".

You sat next to a fully clothed woman with a bit of skin on show and probably creeped her out. Well done.


We don't know if he's creeped the two women out yet tbf.

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 14:01 - Dec 19 with 7795 viewsReuser_is_God

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 13:56 - Dec 19 by monytowbray

If Dolly or I posted this you all would have said "LOOK AT ME".

You sat next to a fully clothed woman with a bit of skin on show and probably creeped her out. Well done.


Always the victim(s)

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 14:02 - Dec 19 with 7791 viewsjeera

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 13:56 - Dec 19 by monytowbray

If Dolly or I posted this you all would have said "LOOK AT ME".

You sat next to a fully clothed woman with a bit of skin on show and probably creeped her out. Well done.


Well don't worry, you're still having a good go at making it about you now to compensate.

Leave the poor guy alone.

It's still ok to be attracted to women (sorry, I mean people), isn't it?

He might even get a promotion out of it.

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 14:03 - Dec 19 with 7784 viewsBrixtonBlue

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 13:57 - Dec 19 by SpruceMoose

There's some lovely language on this thread. Just wait until the posters on the 'Stupid Woman' thread see what's going on in here...


Surely they'll be much more up in arms than they are about what Mr. Corbyn might have said?!?

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 14:03 - Dec 19 with 7782 viewsNo9

Another good reason to go sick when Christmas lunches come round
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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 14:06 - Dec 19 with 7771 viewsSpruceMoose

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 14:03 - Dec 19 by BrixtonBlue

Surely they'll be much more up in arms than they are about what Mr. Corbyn might have said?!?


Doubt it, because a lot of them are stinking hypocrites and political hacks.

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Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 14:08 - Dec 19 with 7756 viewsBrixtonBlue

Hopefully staring isn’t sexuall harassment or I might end up in trouble. on 14:02 - Dec 19 by jeera

Well don't worry, you're still having a good go at making it about you now to compensate.

Leave the poor guy alone.

It's still ok to be attracted to women (sorry, I mean people), isn't it?

He might even get a promotion out of it.


Or a rise.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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