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This thread is important 08:53 - Jan 25 with 909 viewssolemio

Dr Leah Broad, lecturer at the University of Oxford has produced a list of 'classical' composers as biscuits.


The two important ones are

Mozart: Hobnobs - delicious on its own and the foundation of many other biscuits.

Beethoven: dark chocolate hobnobs. King of biscuits.

Also Elgar: digestive - often used to symbolise Britishness. Consequently many people in a love/hate relationship with this biscuit. Oh dear, back to Brexit.
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This thread is important on 09:02 - Jan 25 with 862 viewsBrianTablet

This explains why I've always thought Pachelbel sounds more like a biscuit than a composer.

Dark HobNob is the King of Biscuits? Ha Ha.

Milk Chocolate Malted Milk knocks it out of the tin by miles.

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This thread is important on 09:14 - Jan 25 with 828 viewssolemio

This thread is important on 09:02 - Jan 25 by BrianTablet

This explains why I've always thought Pachelbel sounds more like a biscuit than a composer.

Dark HobNob is the King of Biscuits? Ha Ha.

Milk Chocolate Malted Milk knocks it out of the tin by miles.


Dr Broad says: Pachelbel - malted milk biscuit; the basis for so many other biscuits, but ultimately a bit boring on its own. She is talking of the plain version, not the chocolate one.

Liszt: Jaffa cake. Is he a cake/composer or a biscuit/performer. He doesn't care; he's popular and raking in the money.
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This thread is important on 09:27 - Jan 25 with 796 viewsCoastalblue

This thread is important on 09:02 - Jan 25 by BrianTablet

This explains why I've always thought Pachelbel sounds more like a biscuit than a composer.

Dark HobNob is the King of Biscuits? Ha Ha.

Milk Chocolate Malted Milk knocks it out of the tin by miles.


You sir need a palate service

No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
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This thread is important on 09:32 - Jan 25 with 784 viewsBrianTablet

This thread is important on 09:14 - Jan 25 by solemio

Dr Broad says: Pachelbel - malted milk biscuit; the basis for so many other biscuits, but ultimately a bit boring on its own. She is talking of the plain version, not the chocolate one.

Liszt: Jaffa cake. Is he a cake/composer or a biscuit/performer. He doesn't care; he's popular and raking in the money.


Dr Broad is certainly a fast researcher.

Berlioz: Big, hulking rough-ground version of Oreos. Favoured by Canadians.

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This thread is important on 09:33 - Jan 25 with 780 viewsBrianTablet

This thread is important on 09:27 - Jan 25 by Coastalblue

You sir need a palate service


Yeah but....
Yeah but....
Yeah but...

Shut uuuuuuuup.




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This thread is important on 10:09 - Jan 25 with 739 viewssolemio

I knew this thread would be totally non-controversial.
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This thread is important on 10:20 - Jan 25 with 715 viewsSwansea_Blue

What about these?




Obviously not classical, so would they be associated with Pink, or is that too obvious?

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This thread is important on 10:28 - Jan 25 with 693 viewssolemio

This thread is important on 10:20 - Jan 25 by Swansea_Blue

What about these?




Obviously not classical, so would they be associated with Pink, or is that too obvious?


Dr Broad says:

Johann Strauss - pink wafer: all flash, no flavour
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