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8 becomes 11 (n/t) 11:13 - Feb 20 with 10235 viewsBluefish


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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:06 - Feb 20 with 1431 viewsMullysplace1

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 14:57 - Feb 20 by SpruceMoose

The first stage of reeducation is often to put you in touch with fellow board members of a pinkish hue who we have been working with over recent months. Quite often studies have shown that partnering a full blown Barbie Pink Gammon with a lighter Baby Pink Gammon can have beneficial outcomes in terms of halting the radicalisation process.

Our sophisticated algorithms have indicated that the ideal sponsor may be a board member known as [Redacted]. He's been in the program for a few months now, and while progress has been tough, there has been a limited amount of movement in the correct direction.

You will shortly be receiving an email with your sponsor's details (his favourite cheese, where he stands on Pablo vs Shefki etc.) after which we will be looking to introduce you slowly over a number of weeks, much like introducing a new and highly aggressive Womat male to an an extremely fertile potential female in captivity.
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You are one prize pillock mate. Although, l must admit, l do love cheese.
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:08 - Feb 20 with 1417 viewsSpruceMoose

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:06 - Feb 20 by Mullysplace1

You are one prize pillock mate. Although, l must admit, l do love cheese.


Please list your favourite cheeses. Cheese preference has been shown in studies of rats to strongly indicate cerebral prowess and general levels of education potential.

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:08 - Feb 20 with 1413 viewsMullysplace1

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:05 - Feb 20 by WeWereZombies

WIll never happen, has to be put right. We can't carry on like this.


We can, and will.
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:10 - Feb 20 with 1396 viewsButterbing

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:08 - Feb 20 by Mullysplace1

We can, and will.


Cool, that's settled then. Thanks for your input. We got there in the end.
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:11 - Feb 20 with 1384 viewsMullysplace1

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:08 - Feb 20 by SpruceMoose

Please list your favourite cheeses. Cheese preference has been shown in studies of rats to strongly indicate cerebral prowess and general levels of education potential.


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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:12 - Feb 20 with 1376 viewsWeWereZombies

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:08 - Feb 20 by Mullysplace1

We can, and will.


Strange stance for someone (or bot) who says they voted Remain.

Poll: How will we get fourteen points from the last five games ?

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:12 - Feb 20 with 1370 viewsSpruceMoose

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:11 - Feb 20 by Mullysplace1

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You like Bellend Cheese?

That one isn't on my list I'm afraid. Is it a rare European variety?

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:13 - Feb 20 with 1357 viewsButterbing

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:12 - Feb 20 by WeWereZombies

Strange stance for someone (or bot) who says they voted Remain.


It does appear that the MIcrosoft chat bot has got some gremlins in the system again.
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:14 - Feb 20 with 1349 viewsMullysplace1

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:10 - Feb 20 by Butterbing

Cool, that's settled then. Thanks for your input. We got there in the end.


You are really the most irritating person lve come across. Did it come naturally or were you schooled?
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:15 - Feb 20 with 1335 viewsMullysplace1

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:12 - Feb 20 by WeWereZombies

Strange stance for someone (or bot) who says they voted Remain.


Because as l told someone else, lm fed up with it all now, l dont care what happens. This new breakaway party has finished me.
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:16 - Feb 20 with 1334 viewsSpruceMoose

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:15 - Feb 20 by Mullysplace1

Because as l told someone else, lm fed up with it all now, l dont care what happens. This new breakaway party has finished me.


Please point to the areas it hurts on this Babybel.

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Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:17 - Feb 20 with 1327 viewsMullysplace1

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:12 - Feb 20 by SpruceMoose

You like Bellend Cheese?

That one isn't on my list I'm afraid. Is it a rare European variety?


Very rare, there is only one pretentious tw@t that it was made for. But with a name like moose, lm not sure they eat cheese
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:19 - Feb 20 with 1321 viewsButterbing

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:14 - Feb 20 by Mullysplace1

You are really the most irritating person lve come across. Did it come naturally or were you schooled?


I didn't know schools existed for how to annoy trolls. I expect that was Spruce branching out.
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:20 - Feb 20 with 1312 viewsSpruceMoose

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:17 - Feb 20 by Mullysplace1

Very rare, there is only one pretentious tw@t that it was made for. But with a name like moose, lm not sure they eat cheese


Interesting. You focused on the Moose part of my name, yet ignored the Spruce part. Did you have a traumatic experience involving trees as a child?

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:23 - Feb 20 with 1300 viewsSwansea_Blue

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) by Butterbing 20 Feb 2019 15:19
I didn't know schools existed for how to annoy trolls. I expect that was Spruce branching out.



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8 becomes 11 (n/t) by SpruceMoose 20 Feb 2019 15:20
Interesting. You focused on the Moose part of my name, yet ignored the Spruce part. Did you have a traumatic experience involving trees as a child?



How long does it take to log off and log back in under a different user name? 🤔

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:25 - Feb 20 with 1286 viewsfooters

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:23 - Feb 20 by Swansea_Blue

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) by Butterbing 20 Feb 2019 15:19
I didn't know schools existed for how to annoy trolls. I expect that was Spruce branching out.



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8 becomes 11 (n/t) by SpruceMoose 20 Feb 2019 15:20
Interesting. You focused on the Moose part of my name, yet ignored the Spruce part. Did you have a traumatic experience involving trees as a child?



How long does it take to log off and log back in under a different user name? 🤔


Hang on, who are you? I'm not even logged into my Swansea_Blue account?

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:25 - Feb 20 with 1286 viewsSpruceMoose

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:23 - Feb 20 by Swansea_Blue

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) by Butterbing 20 Feb 2019 15:19
I didn't know schools existed for how to annoy trolls. I expect that was Spruce branching out.



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8 becomes 11 (n/t) by SpruceMoose 20 Feb 2019 15:20
Interesting. You focused on the Moose part of my name, yet ignored the Spruce part. Did you have a traumatic experience involving trees as a child?



How long does it take to log off and log back in under a different user name? 🤔


I have a Minority Report style set up, with six different systems so I can simultaneously post as SpruceMoose, Benters, Butterbing, wkj, StupidBigMouthHead and Phil.

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:26 - Feb 20 with 1279 viewsSwansea_Blue

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:25 - Feb 20 by SpruceMoose

I have a Minority Report style set up, with six different systems so I can simultaneously post as SpruceMoose, Benters, Butterbing, wkj, StupidBigMouthHead and Phil.


Ok, thanks Hoppy

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:26 - Feb 20 with 1270 viewsButterbing

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:25 - Feb 20 by SpruceMoose

I have a Minority Report style set up, with six different systems so I can simultaneously post as SpruceMoose, Benters, Butterbing, wkj, StupidBigMouthHead and Phil.


What? We are Benters as well? How do we keep up?
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:27 - Feb 20 with 1263 viewsSpruceMoose

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:26 - Feb 20 by Butterbing

What? We are Benters as well? How do we keep up?


Who said that?

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:57 - Feb 20 with 1215 viewsWeWereZombies

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:26 - Feb 20 by Butterbing

What? We are Benters as well? How do we keep up?


You wait and see what Benters2 has posted and then you think 'oh, already done'.

Poll: How will we get fourteen points from the last five games ?

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:58 - Feb 20 with 1207 viewschicoazul

Good work here Blueas.

In the spirit of reconciliation and happiness at the end of the Banter Era (RIP) and as a result of promotion I have cleared out my ignore list. Look forwards to reading your posts!
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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 16:02 - Feb 20 with 1191 viewsWeWereZombies

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 15:58 - Feb 20 by chicoazul

Good work here Blueas.


Not The Last Baron, then? Clearly nowhere near annoying enough to be Blue Oyster.

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8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 16:21 - Feb 20 with 1163 viewsjaykay

8 becomes 11 (n/t) on 11:41 - Feb 20 by Mullysplace1

l have no time for the woman. She was threatening to resign the day Brexit was announced, she never did, and has whinged constantly ever since. She is at best a back bencher, and hopefully she will now disappear back there. As this NEW party wont take off, and is just a distraction for a few who cant get over Brexit.


and you have whined and moaned since you appeared on here at the start of the month

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