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Favourite quote from the world of football 13:50 - Feb 20 with 3846 viewsclive_baker

This from Rodney Marsh has to be up there for me:

Sir Alf Ramsey told him "I'll be watching you for the first 45 minutes and if you don't work harder I'll pull you off at half time," to which Marsh replied: "Crikey, Alf, at Manchester City all we get is an orange and a cup of tea".

Excellent.

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 14:09 - Feb 20 with 3773 viewsPJH

I like that one but going further back I love Bill Shankly when(supposedly) asked "What would you do if Jesus came to Liverpool?" and his reply was "Move St. John to inside left".

There are loads attributed to Bill Shankly but not sure how many are actual quotes and how many are sort of What Shankly might have said.

I think when they signed Ronnie Yeats he invited reporters to "have a walk around my new centre half".
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Favourite quote from the world of football on 14:40 - Feb 20 with 3684 viewsWeWereZombies

Cloughie even has his own website, here is an opportunity missed:

"I only ever hit Roy the once. He got up so I couldn't have hit him very hard." On dealing with Roy Keane.

More at https://www.brianclough.com/quotes

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 14:46 - Feb 20 with 3663 viewsbontcho

Brian Clough: “I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.”

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 14:50 - Feb 20 with 3649 viewsfooters

Didn't Mr John say to SBR that where he went to school one was taught not to piss on one's hands.

Reminds me, still need to get that book...

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[Post edited 20 Feb 2019 14:54]

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 14:54 - Feb 20 with 3621 viewsPJH

Favourite quote from the world of football on 14:50 - Feb 20 by footers

Didn't Mr John say to SBR that where he went to school one was taught not to piss on one's hands.

Reminds me, still need to get that book...

Edit: Cheapest on Amazon is £63 used?!
[Post edited 20 Feb 2019 14:54]


Yes, Bobby and Mr John were having a slash next to each other and when they had finished Bobby suggested that Mr John washed his hands to which Mr John replied that he was brought up not to piss on his hands.

Yes,that book is a must.
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Favourite quote from the world of football on 15:01 - Feb 20 with 3582 viewsPJH

Favourite quote from the world of football on 14:50 - Feb 20 by footers

Didn't Mr John say to SBR that where he went to school one was taught not to piss on one's hands.

Reminds me, still need to get that book...

Edit: Cheapest on Amazon is £63 used?!
[Post edited 20 Feb 2019 14:54]


That's a shame I am just chuckling at some quotes in my copy now.

One involving Mr Patrick when the squad were in Barbados and a huge Jumbo jet was landing.

Bobby "I wonder where that has come from?"

Patrick "Out of the bloody sky you great c**t".
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Favourite quote from the world of football on 15:02 - Feb 20 with 3569 viewsPendejo

Cantona

Eric Cantona footballing genius, poet and cod philosopher king was as gnomic as a sphinx yesterday morning after winning his appeal against a two-week prison sentence for kicking an abusive footballer spectator in the chest in January.

On learning that he would, instead, be spending 120 hours of community service teaching Manchester youngsters how to play football he broke his silence and made one delphic utterance to the assembled media.

"When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea," he said darkly before striding out of the press conference.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/when-the-seagulls-follow-the-trawler-it-is

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 15:04 - Feb 20 with 3552 viewsBluefish

Favourite quote from the world of football on 14:54 - Feb 20 by PJH

Yes, Bobby and Mr John were having a slash next to each other and when they had finished Bobby suggested that Mr John washed his hands to which Mr John replied that he was brought up not to piss on his hands.

Yes,that book is a must.


Agreed. High time I read it again although i haven't read the Beats book yet and I've had it for a few months

I must have a count up of all my itfc books soon

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 15:22 - Feb 20 with 3472 viewsLord_Lucan

Favourite quote from the world of football on 14:50 - Feb 20 by footers

Didn't Mr John say to SBR that where he went to school one was taught not to piss on one's hands.

Reminds me, still need to get that book...

Edit: Cheapest on Amazon is £63 used?!
[Post edited 20 Feb 2019 14:54]


PM me your address and I'll send you mine - on loan

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 15:25 - Feb 20 with 3461 viewsfooters

Favourite quote from the world of football on 15:22 - Feb 20 by Lord_Lucan

PM me your address and I'll send you mine - on loan


You are a king among men, sir. Will do - also need to reply to you about that other thing, almost forgot!

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 15:28 - Feb 20 with 3445 viewsTractorCam

Favourite quote from the world of football on 14:40 - Feb 20 by WeWereZombies

Cloughie even has his own website, here is an opportunity missed:

"I only ever hit Roy the once. He got up so I couldn't have hit him very hard." On dealing with Roy Keane.

More at https://www.brianclough.com/quotes


He's not a fan of Posh Spice then.

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 16:13 - Feb 20 with 3323 viewsDeano69

Favourite quote from the world of football on 15:01 - Feb 20 by PJH

That's a shame I am just chuckling at some quotes in my copy now.

One involving Mr Patrick when the squad were in Barbados and a huge Jumbo jet was landing.

Bobby "I wonder where that has come from?"

Patrick "Out of the bloody sky you great c**t".


'That's the king you c...'

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 17:31 - Feb 20 with 3203 viewsLancsBlue

Martin O'Neill, when Leicester manager, said of Robbie Savage, "The boy has absolutely everything - with the possible exception of talent".

Dave Bassett when Sheffield United manager was questioned by a reporter about his team's playing style and whether the Blades fans might want more entertainment, to which he replied " No, they want success. If they wanted entertainment I'd sign a dolphin"

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 18:07 - Feb 20 with 3127 viewsLord_Lucan

Unfortunately Rodney Marsh is a prize prick and that story almost definitely didn't happen.

Harry Redknapp on - I can't remember, could it have been Gio??

"If he could pass a bar as well as he could pass a ball then he would be the finished article"

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 18:22 - Feb 20 with 3089 viewsColin_Viljoen

Favourite quote from the world of football on 18:07 - Feb 20 by Lord_Lucan

Unfortunately Rodney Marsh is a prize prick and that story almost definitely didn't happen.

Harry Redknapp on - I can't remember, could it have been Gio??

"If he could pass a bar as well as he could pass a ball then he would be the finished article"


Yes that was Gio. He also said my Elsie could have scored that one, refering to a miss by Darren Bent
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Favourite quote from the world of football on 19:22 - Feb 20 with 2984 viewstextbackup

these days I barely understand what the likes of Linguard is actually saying when he's interviewed

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 19:25 - Feb 20 with 2975 viewsfooters

Favourite quote from the world of football on 15:28 - Feb 20 by TractorCam

He's not a fan of Posh Spice then.


When Ali G interviewed Posh and Becks ages ago, he asked: "Do you want Brooklyn to grow up to be a footballer like his dad, or a singer, like Mariah Carey?"

I also enjoyed Porno Paul's "World-beater or panel-beater" line on JET.

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 19:33 - Feb 20 with 2949 viewsPJH

BBC reporter to Alf Ramsey on 28th April 1962 "Mr Ramsey, congratulations, your team are Champions Of England, how do you feel?"
Alf Ramsey "I feel fine".
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Favourite quote from the world of football on 08:19 - Feb 21 with 2608 viewsuefacup81

Favourite quote from the world of football on 14:50 - Feb 20 by footers

Didn't Mr John say to SBR that where he went to school one was taught not to piss on one's hands.

Reminds me, still need to get that book...

Edit: Cheapest on Amazon is £63 used?!
[Post edited 20 Feb 2019 14:54]


Which book is this?

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Favourite quote from the world of football on 08:24 - Feb 21 with 2595 viewsPJH

Favourite quote from the world of football on 08:19 - Feb 21 by uefacup81

Which book is this?


It is called "Mr John" and is by Mel Henderson published by Know The Score Books Ltd.

There is also another very good book about The Cobbold family and ITFC -"Football Gentry" by Brian Scovell and published by Tempus Publishing Ltd.
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Favourite quote from the world of football on 09:03 - Feb 21 with 2537 viewsCoastalblue

Brian Clough on the phone to the apprentices room at Notts Forest

"Young man make me a cup of tea and bring it to my office"

voice "Who is this"

"I'm Brian Clough and the manager of this football club"

voice "Do you know who this is?"

"No I don't"

voice "Well make your own f**king tea then"

No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
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Favourite quote from the world of football on 10:24 - Feb 21 with 2475 viewsLord_Lucan

Favourite quote from the world of football on 09:03 - Feb 21 by Coastalblue

Brian Clough on the phone to the apprentices room at Notts Forest

"Young man make me a cup of tea and bring it to my office"

voice "Who is this"

"I'm Brian Clough and the manager of this football club"

voice "Do you know who this is?"

"No I don't"

voice "Well make your own f**king tea then"


Oi - you nicked that from me.................................and you got half of it wrong!

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