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Ok so I don't know who, but i've been told that a current unattached striker has been at the club this week, presumably with a view to a short term deal.
Could be possible given our lack of strikers currently, but they'd need to up to a level of fitness to make any meaningful impact.
Free agent been at the club this week on 12:22 - Feb 28 by Superblue95
Not sure what the point would be at this stage. By the time they got up to speed the season would be over and they’d likely be released
Would take Joe Mason, always thought he was a good striker at Wolves and Cardiff but has lost his way.
Would imagine he'd link up really well on the shoulder of defenders with Judge and a big man. If only Keane hadn't of got inured them 3 would be a really good triangle at the top of a diamond.
Only 27 still and would still be a very good striker in L1.
I've just held a seance in the mirror and I'm receiving a message telling me that the new striker will be Dave "Scorer" Storry who has been training with Tolcaster United since 2011 (despite the club no longer featuring in competitive matches since February of that year).
On the basis of these facts I look forward to our survival in The Championship by a goal-difference of one this season, scored by Dave himself from well inside his own half in the last minute of a match in which we have 3 players sent off by a referee wearing yellow socks and who uses his lips to whistle instead of an actual whistle if you still can follow me after such a long sentence.
Next season and the season after will see us finish top twice in a row, then blaze a tractor-tyre trail across the hitherto unassuming pitches of elite European clubs.
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Free agent been at the club this week on 12:57 - Feb 28 by wellhungphil
I've just held a seance in the mirror and I'm receiving a message telling me that the new striker will be Dave "Scorer" Storry who has been training with Tolcaster United since 2011 (despite the club no longer featuring in competitive matches since February of that year).
On the basis of these facts I look forward to our survival in The Championship by a goal-difference of one this season, scored by Dave himself from well inside his own half in the last minute of a match in which we have 3 players sent off by a referee wearing yellow socks and who uses his lips to whistle instead of an actual whistle if you still can follow me after such a long sentence.
Next season and the season after will see us finish top twice in a row, then blaze a tractor-tyre trail across the hitherto unassuming pitches of elite European clubs.
Someone’s been playing around with some dodgy mushrooms
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Free agent been at the club this week on 12:52 - Feb 28 by MrTown
Would take Joe Mason, always thought he was a good striker at Wolves and Cardiff but has lost his way.
Would imagine he'd link up really well on the shoulder of defenders with Judge and a big man. If only Keane hadn't of got inured them 3 would be a really good triangle at the top of a diamond.
Only 27 still and would still be a very good striker in L1.
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Free agent been at the club this week on 13:07 - Feb 28 by Deano69
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