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David beckham 18:43 - Mar 3 with 4688 viewsfergalsharkey

From the sun kissed shores of South Africa I have just read that beckham has had a statue of himself unveiled ar LA Galaxy.
1 is this for real?
2 if so...why,what did he do?

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David beckham on 18:46 - Mar 3 with 3359 viewsPecker

Where abouts in South Africa are you suppose to be ? how much longer do you and us have to endure this tedious sailing trip?
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David beckham on 18:51 - Mar 3 with 3330 viewsfergalsharkey

David beckham on 18:46 - Mar 3 by Pecker

Where abouts in South Africa are you suppose to be ? how much longer do you and us have to endure this tedious sailing trip?


Till I get back in April.

Come and meet me in Southampton on approx 3 April.

If I walk down the plank and present myself , how much will you pay me?

I will furnish you with pics, passport stamps and a healthy tan.

Poll: Cook out?

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David beckham on 18:51 - Mar 3 with 3328 viewsPecker

Answer.

1. Are you for real ?
2. What have we done to you to have to put up with this nonsense ?


1, just 1 photo to shut me up.
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David beckham on 18:52 - Mar 3 with 3324 viewsRyorry

David beckham on 18:46 - Mar 3 by Pecker

Where abouts in South Africa are you suppose to be ? how much longer do you and us have to endure this tedious sailing trip?


Oh I dunno, I've started to find his gentle fictions quite a welcome distraction from the B and R frictions, tbh!

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David beckham on 18:54 - Mar 3 with 3301 viewsfergalsharkey

David beckham on 18:51 - Mar 3 by Pecker

Answer.

1. Are you for real ?
2. What have we done to you to have to put up with this nonsense ?


1, just 1 photo to shut me up.


I honestly wouldn’t know how to put a pic on here.

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David beckham on 18:55 - Mar 3 with 3288 viewsfactual_blue

David beckham on 18:51 - Mar 3 by fergalsharkey

Till I get back in April.

Come and meet me in Southampton on approx 3 April.

If I walk down the plank and present myself , how much will you pay me?

I will furnish you with pics, passport stamps and a healthy tan.


'A healthy tan' - does that mean you're going to give him a spanking with a hazel cane?

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David beckham on 18:56 - Mar 3 with 3281 viewsfergalsharkey

David beckham on 18:55 - Mar 3 by factual_blue

'A healthy tan' - does that mean you're going to give him a spanking with a hazel cane?


Birch you twonk sucker.

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David beckham on 18:58 - Mar 3 with 3266 viewsfergalsharkey

David beckham on 18:56 - Mar 3 by fergalsharkey

Birch you twonk sucker.


And I mean twonk.

Are you the sort of person that buys an RS Focus in lime green on tick?
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David beckham on 19:01 - Mar 3 with 3244 viewsPecker

David beckham on 18:51 - Mar 3 by fergalsharkey

Till I get back in April.

Come and meet me in Southampton on approx 3 April.

If I walk down the plank and present myself , how much will you pay me?

I will furnish you with pics, passport stamps and a healthy tan.


What would you consider reasonable? Maybe to a charity of your choice. If you don't, what will you do?
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David beckham on 19:03 - Mar 3 with 3234 viewsPecker

David beckham on 18:54 - Mar 3 by fergalsharkey

I honestly wouldn’t know how to put a pic on here.


Take a picture, save to documents. Copy and Paste.
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David beckham on 19:06 - Mar 3 with 3219 viewsfergalsharkey

David beckham on 19:01 - Mar 3 by Pecker

What would you consider reasonable? Maybe to a charity of your choice. If you don't, what will you do?


Walk around the Portman Rd pitch wearing a norwich shirt with a loud hailer singing on the ball city....never mind the danger.

I have no fear as when a ship docks I will be there.

It’s called the Brittanic, it’s a privately owned barque, you won’t have heard of it as it’s not hired out to the public, the owner is a very well off guy.

I was invited on this trip, it no biggy but you guys act like I’ve said I’m in the moon.

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David beckham on 19:08 - Mar 3 with 3214 viewsBlueBadger

David beckham on 18:52 - Mar 3 by Ryorry

Oh I dunno, I've started to find his gentle fictions quite a welcome distraction from the B and R frictions, tbh!


It's definitely a more original attention-seek than posting Definite Info.

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David beckham on 19:08 - Mar 3 with 3205 viewsPecker

David beckham on 19:06 - Mar 3 by fergalsharkey

Walk around the Portman Rd pitch wearing a norwich shirt with a loud hailer singing on the ball city....never mind the danger.

I have no fear as when a ship docks I will be there.

It’s called the Brittanic, it’s a privately owned barque, you won’t have heard of it as it’s not hired out to the public, the owner is a very well off guy.

I was invited on this trip, it no biggy but you guys act like I’ve said I’m in the moon.


Not a bl00dy chance. I would rather believe this sh1t thanks.
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David beckham on 19:09 - Mar 3 with 3205 viewsfergalsharkey

David beckham on 19:03 - Mar 3 by Pecker

Take a picture, save to documents. Copy and Paste.


So you want a pic of me standing on deck??

SEND ONE OF YOU FIRST THEN.

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David beckham on 19:09 - Mar 3 with 3200 viewsPecker

David beckham on 19:09 - Mar 3 by fergalsharkey

So you want a pic of me standing on deck??

SEND ONE OF YOU FIRST THEN.


That is just the answer I was expecting.
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David beckham on 19:12 - Mar 3 with 3191 viewsPecker

David beckham on 19:06 - Mar 3 by fergalsharkey

Walk around the Portman Rd pitch wearing a norwich shirt with a loud hailer singing on the ball city....never mind the danger.

I have no fear as when a ship docks I will be there.

It’s called the Brittanic, it’s a privately owned barque, you won’t have heard of it as it’s not hired out to the public, the owner is a very well off guy.

I was invited on this trip, it no biggy but you guys act like I’ve said I’m in the moon.


Something to do with a moped (which I missed) and you giving the wrong coordinates for you position. I am happy to believe you. but alas, I believe you are living in fantasy land.
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David beckham on 19:12 - Mar 3 with 3190 viewsfergalsharkey

David beckham on 19:09 - Mar 3 by Pecker

That is just the answer I was expecting.


Yeah posting a pic of yourself on here ain’t a great idea is it.

Now go away and iron your shirt for work.

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David beckham on 19:14 - Mar 3 with 3184 viewsfergalsharkey

David beckham on 19:12 - Mar 3 by Pecker

Something to do with a moped (which I missed) and you giving the wrong coordinates for you position. I am happy to believe you. but alas, I believe you are living in fantasy land.


Anyone who believed the moped story needs to seek medical advice and the coordinates for our position were prob inaccurate as we were pissed as farts when I sent that info from a Samsung phone.

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David beckham on 19:16 - Mar 3 with 3180 viewsBLUEBEAT

He must have missed the post where Gav made reference to his IP location

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David beckham on 19:17 - Mar 3 with 3172 viewsPecker

David beckham on 19:12 - Mar 3 by fergalsharkey

Yeah posting a pic of yourself on here ain’t a great idea is it.

Now go away and iron your shirt for work.


I have a 2 weeks off. I am visiting friends in South Africa. Would you like to walk down the plank to meet me there.
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David beckham on 19:17 - Mar 3 with 3171 viewsfergalsharkey

David beckham on 19:16 - Mar 3 by BLUEBEAT

He must have missed the post where Gav made reference to his IP location


Oh no....rumbled....NOT

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David beckham on 19:19 - Mar 3 with 3153 viewsChampionship

I think they won the MLS cup twice in a row while he was there. You've made it sound like Beckham thought of it and paid for it himself.
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David beckham on 19:20 - Mar 3 with 3151 viewsfergalsharkey

David beckham on 19:17 - Mar 3 by Pecker

I have a 2 weeks off. I am visiting friends in South Africa. Would you like to walk down the plank to meet me there.


We are in port Elizabeth till Wednesday m8.

East dock, berth 27.

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David beckham on 19:25 - Mar 3 with 3137 viewsfergalsharkey

David beckham on 19:19 - Mar 3 by Championship

I think they won the MLS cup twice in a row while he was there. You've made it sound like Beckham thought of it and paid for it himself.


Knowing that self promoting c. T he probably did.

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David beckham on 19:26 - Mar 3 with 3126 viewsBLUEBEAT

David beckham on 19:20 - Mar 3 by fergalsharkey

We are in port Elizabeth till Wednesday m8.

East dock, berth 27.


Eastside is commercial. Yachts are SW.

Just sayin’

Poll: W or W

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