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Dream Cabinet 21:54 - Mar 19 with 4099 viewsZedRodgers

Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Robin Hood

Home Secretary:
Akala

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Gandhi

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
James O'Brien

Secretary of State for Defence:
Tony Mowbray

Secretary of State for Justice:
Nelson Mandela

Secretary of State for Health:
Jet from Gladiators

Secretary of State for Housing:
Jaque Fresco

Secretary of State for International Trade:
Lord_Lucan

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Charlie Dimmock

Secretary of State for Transport:
Denzel from Only Fools and Horses

Secretary of State for Education:
Noam Chomsky

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
Greta Thunberg

Secretary of State for Business:
Levi Roots

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Phil Ham

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Pauline Cafferkey

Secretary of State for Wales:
Howard Marks

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
Jim Magilton


All led by me, Zed. A broad church to reunite the nation. I trust I can count on your vote.

No, not at the moment

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Dream Cabinet on 21:55 - Mar 19 with 1453 viewswkj

Yea, but whattabout Pickles?

Crybaby
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Dream Cabinet on 21:58 - Mar 19 with 1436 viewsSpruceMoose

What kind of sh!ttyarsed cabinet doesn't have me heading up consumer affairs?

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Dream Cabinet on 21:58 - Mar 19 with 1429 viewsZedRodgers

Dream Cabinet on 21:55 - Mar 19 by wkj

Yea, but whattabout Pickles?


I'm happy for him to take up a junior ministerial role under James O'Brien.

No, not at the moment

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Dream Cabinet on 22:01 - Mar 19 with 1415 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 21:58 - Mar 19 by ZedRodgers

I'm happy for him to take up a junior ministerial role under James O'Brien.


I think your phone autocorrected and added on "ial role under James O'Brien. " by mistake

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
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Dream Cabinet on 22:02 - Mar 19 with 1409 viewspickles110564

Dream Cabinet on 21:55 - Mar 19 by wkj

Yea, but whattabout Pickles?


Always did prefer you to Sprucey ;O)
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Dream Cabinet on 22:03 - Mar 19 with 1400 viewsJ2BLUE

If you want my vote I need a high profile role in the department of my choice.

Truly impaired.
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Dream Cabinet on 22:04 - Mar 19 with 1401 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:02 - Mar 19 by pickles110564

Always did prefer you to Sprucey ;O)


Too bad, im not a junior minister

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

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Dream Cabinet on 22:05 - Mar 19 with 1393 viewsZedRodgers

Dream Cabinet on 21:58 - Mar 19 by SpruceMoose

What kind of sh!ttyarsed cabinet doesn't have me heading up consumer affairs?


I'm sorry but we need to maintain an electable image.

What about Chief Whip? Think you could handle them?

No, not at the moment

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Dream Cabinet on 22:05 - Mar 19 with 1393 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:03 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE

If you want my vote I need a high profile role in the department of my choice.


Sorry J2, I don't think Zed's party walks the centre line mate

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
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Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 with 1382 viewsJ2BLUE

Dream Cabinet on 22:05 - Mar 19 by wkj

Sorry J2, I don't think Zed's party walks the centre line mate


As a right winger I want to take his regime down from the inside, however I am willing to sell out and join properly for a role in defence.

Truly impaired.
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Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 with 1378 viewsfooters

Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Frank Spencer

Home Secretary:
Idi Amin

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Bernard Manning

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
Jade Goody

Secretary of State for Defence:
Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Secretary of State for Justice:
OJ Simpson

Secretary of State for Health:
Mark E Smith

Secretary of State for Housing:
Rupert Rigsby

Secretary of State for International Trade:
Adam Werritty

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Del Boy

Secretary of State for Transport:
Blakey

Secretary of State for Education:
Richard Feynman

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
Keith Floyd

Secretary of State for Business:
Karl Marx

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Francis Bacon

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Alan Brazil

Secretary of State for Wales:
Nigel Owens

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
George Best

footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
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Dream Cabinet on 22:07 - Mar 19 with 1373 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE

As a right winger I want to take his regime down from the inside, however I am willing to sell out and join properly for a role in defence.


In that case you might find yourself better suited for Trump's cabinet, he seems to hire people that play nice until they get fired.

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

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Dream Cabinet on 22:08 - Mar 19 with 1369 viewsSpruceMoose

Dream Cabinet on 22:05 - Mar 19 by ZedRodgers

I'm sorry but we need to maintain an electable image.

What about Chief Whip? Think you could handle them?


Look man. You don't want me outside the tent spraying wet poo inside. You need me and my leaky colon on the inside of the tent.

You're going to get grandstanding, yes. You're going to get press scandals. I'm going to punch fascists. I'm going to deny love children. I'm going to create diplomatic incidents. I'm going to do all that and more. But at the end of the day, I'll smash and destroy whoever you tell me too. You need that.

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Dream Cabinet on 22:10 - Mar 19 with 1365 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:08 - Mar 19 by SpruceMoose

Look man. You don't want me outside the tent spraying wet poo inside. You need me and my leaky colon on the inside of the tent.

You're going to get grandstanding, yes. You're going to get press scandals. I'm going to punch fascists. I'm going to deny love children. I'm going to create diplomatic incidents. I'm going to do all that and more. But at the end of the day, I'll smash and destroy whoever you tell me too. You need that.


But what is your view on cultural appropriation? even a figure as low as 2% is way too much.

Crybaby
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Dream Cabinet on 22:10 - Mar 19 with 1364 viewsZedRodgers

Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE

As a right winger I want to take his regime down from the inside, however I am willing to sell out and join properly for a role in defence.


You'll have to wait for Mogga to slip up.

You sack the Tony Mowbray and reshuffle your cabinet. That's what it's all about.

No, not at the moment

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Dream Cabinet on 22:11 - Mar 19 with 1357 viewsSpruceMoose

Dream Cabinet on 22:10 - Mar 19 by wkj

But what is your view on cultural appropriation? even a figure as low as 2% is way too much.


My view is perfectly aligned with Zed's.

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Dream Cabinet on 22:12 - Mar 19 with 1353 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:11 - Mar 19 by SpruceMoose

My view is perfectly aligned with Zed's.


Except for your willingness to do nude scenes

Crybaby
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Dream Cabinet on 22:13 - Mar 19 with 1346 viewsSpruceMoose

Dream Cabinet on 22:12 - Mar 19 by wkj

Except for your willingness to do nude scenes


I'm Zed's stunt johnson. To be honest, you have a hard time getting me to do clothed scenes.
[Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:14]

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

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Dream Cabinet on 22:13 - Mar 19 with 1343 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 by footers

Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Frank Spencer

Home Secretary:
Idi Amin

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Bernard Manning

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
Jade Goody

Secretary of State for Defence:
Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Secretary of State for Justice:
OJ Simpson

Secretary of State for Health:
Mark E Smith

Secretary of State for Housing:
Rupert Rigsby

Secretary of State for International Trade:
Adam Werritty

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Del Boy

Secretary of State for Transport:
Blakey

Secretary of State for Education:
Richard Feynman

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
Keith Floyd

Secretary of State for Business:
Karl Marx

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Francis Bacon

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Alan Brazil

Secretary of State for Wales:
Nigel Owens

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
George Best


If you were to be up against Zed, I really would be a hung voter
[Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:13]

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

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Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 with 1336 viewsfooters

Dream Cabinet on 22:13 - Mar 19 by wkj

If you were to be up against Zed, I really would be a hung voter
[Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:13]


You're hung anyway, babe.

footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
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Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 with 1332 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 by footers

You're hung anyway, babe.


like a moose.

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

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Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 with 1332 viewsZedRodgers

Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 by footers

Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Frank Spencer

Home Secretary:
Idi Amin

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Bernard Manning

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
Jade Goody

Secretary of State for Defence:
Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Secretary of State for Justice:
OJ Simpson

Secretary of State for Health:
Mark E Smith

Secretary of State for Housing:
Rupert Rigsby

Secretary of State for International Trade:
Adam Werritty

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Del Boy

Secretary of State for Transport:
Blakey

Secretary of State for Education:
Richard Feynman

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
Keith Floyd

Secretary of State for Business:
Karl Marx

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Francis Bacon

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Alan Brazil

Secretary of State for Wales:
Nigel Owens

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
George Best


Can we crowdfund the commission of a national opinion poll to see who iz da best?

No, not at the moment

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Dream Cabinet on 22:15 - Mar 19 with 1328 viewsSpruceMoose

Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 by footers

You're hung anyway, babe.


Shouldn't it be 'hanged'?

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

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Dream Cabinet on 22:15 - Mar 19 with 1324 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 by ZedRodgers

Can we crowdfund the commission of a national opinion poll to see who iz da best?


Just do a twitter poll, would be about as reliable as a YouGov poll and probably have just as crap of a sample size.

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

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Dream Cabinet on 22:15 - Mar 19 with 1320 viewsWeWereZombies

Actually it's:

John Petrucci — guitars (1985—present), backing vocals (1989, 1996-present)
John Myung — bass (1985—present)
James LaBrie — lead vocals (1991—present)
Jordan Rudess — keyboards, piano (1999—present)
Mike Mangini — drums, percussion (2010—present)

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