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Dream Cabinet 21:54 - Mar 19 with 1778 viewsZedRodgers

Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Robin Hood

Home Secretary:
Akala

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Gandhi

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
James O'Brien

Secretary of State for Defence:
Tony Mowbray

Secretary of State for Justice:
Nelson Mandela

Secretary of State for Health:
Jet from Gladiators

Secretary of State for Housing:
Jaque Fresco

Secretary of State for International Trade:
Lord_Lucan

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Charlie Dimmock

Secretary of State for Transport:
Denzel from Only Fools and Horses

Secretary of State for Education:
Noam Chomsky

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
Greta Thunberg

Secretary of State for Business:
Levi Roots

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Phil Ham

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Pauline Cafferkey

Secretary of State for Wales:
Howard Marks

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
Jim Magilton


All led by me, Zed. A broad church to reunite the nation. I trust I can count on your vote.

No, not at the moment

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Dream Cabinet on 21:55 - Mar 19 with 752 viewswkj

Yea, but whattabout Pickles?

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Dream Cabinet on 21:58 - Mar 19 with 735 viewsSpruceMoose

What kind of sh!ttyarsed cabinet doesn't have me heading up consumer affairs?

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Dream Cabinet on 21:58 - Mar 19 with 728 viewsZedRodgers

Dream Cabinet on 21:55 - Mar 19 by wkj

Yea, but whattabout Pickles?


I'm happy for him to take up a junior ministerial role under James O'Brien.

No, not at the moment

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Dream Cabinet on 22:01 - Mar 19 with 714 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 21:58 - Mar 19 by ZedRodgers

I'm happy for him to take up a junior ministerial role under James O'Brien.


I think your phone autocorrected and added on "ial role under James O'Brien. " by mistake

"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
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Dream Cabinet on 22:02 - Mar 19 with 708 viewspickles110564

Dream Cabinet on 21:55 - Mar 19 by wkj

Yea, but whattabout Pickles?


Always did prefer you to Sprucey ;O)
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Dream Cabinet on 22:03 - Mar 19 with 699 viewsJ2BLUE

If you want my vote I need a high profile role in the department of my choice.

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Dream Cabinet on 22:04 - Mar 19 with 700 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:02 - Mar 19 by pickles110564

Always did prefer you to Sprucey ;O)


Too bad, im not a junior minister

"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
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Dream Cabinet on 22:05 - Mar 19 with 692 viewsZedRodgers

Dream Cabinet on 21:58 - Mar 19 by SpruceMoose

What kind of sh!ttyarsed cabinet doesn't have me heading up consumer affairs?


I'm sorry but we need to maintain an electable image.

What about Chief Whip? Think you could handle them?

No, not at the moment

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Dream Cabinet on 22:05 - Mar 19 with 692 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:03 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE

If you want my vote I need a high profile role in the department of my choice.


Sorry J2, I don't think Zed's party walks the centre line mate

"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
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Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 with 681 viewsJ2BLUE

Dream Cabinet on 22:05 - Mar 19 by wkj

Sorry J2, I don't think Zed's party walks the centre line mate


As a right winger I want to take his regime down from the inside, however I am willing to sell out and join properly for a role in defence.

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Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 with 677 viewsfooters

Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Frank Spencer

Home Secretary:
Idi Amin

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Bernard Manning

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
Jade Goody

Secretary of State for Defence:
Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Secretary of State for Justice:
OJ Simpson

Secretary of State for Health:
Mark E Smith

Secretary of State for Housing:
Rupert Rigsby

Secretary of State for International Trade:
Adam Werritty

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Del Boy

Secretary of State for Transport:
Blakey

Secretary of State for Education:
Richard Feynman

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
Keith Floyd

Secretary of State for Business:
Karl Marx

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Francis Bacon

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Alan Brazil

Secretary of State for Wales:
Nigel Owens

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
George Best

"We need a man in charge of boys, they wont like it up em, but they'd rather it be coming from their gaffer than those broom wrangling wannabes in league 1."
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Dream Cabinet on 22:07 - Mar 19 with 672 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE

As a right winger I want to take his regime down from the inside, however I am willing to sell out and join properly for a role in defence.


In that case you might find yourself better suited for Trump's cabinet, he seems to hire people that play nice until they get fired.

"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
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Dream Cabinet on 22:08 - Mar 19 with 668 viewsSpruceMoose

Dream Cabinet on 22:05 - Mar 19 by ZedRodgers

I'm sorry but we need to maintain an electable image.

What about Chief Whip? Think you could handle them?


Look man. You don't want me outside the tent spraying wet poo inside. You need me and my leaky colon on the inside of the tent.

You're going to get grandstanding, yes. You're going to get press scandals. I'm going to punch fascists. I'm going to deny love children. I'm going to create diplomatic incidents. I'm going to do all that and more. But at the end of the day, I'll smash and destroy whoever you tell me too. You need that.

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Dream Cabinet on 22:10 - Mar 19 with 664 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:08 - Mar 19 by SpruceMoose

Look man. You don't want me outside the tent spraying wet poo inside. You need me and my leaky colon on the inside of the tent.

You're going to get grandstanding, yes. You're going to get press scandals. I'm going to punch fascists. I'm going to deny love children. I'm going to create diplomatic incidents. I'm going to do all that and more. But at the end of the day, I'll smash and destroy whoever you tell me too. You need that.


But what is your view on cultural appropriation? even a figure as low as 2% is way too much.

"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
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Dream Cabinet on 22:10 - Mar 19 with 663 viewsZedRodgers

Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE

As a right winger I want to take his regime down from the inside, however I am willing to sell out and join properly for a role in defence.


You'll have to wait for Mogga to slip up.

You sack the Tony Mowbray and reshuffle your cabinet. That's what it's all about.

No, not at the moment

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Dream Cabinet on 22:11 - Mar 19 with 656 viewsSpruceMoose

Dream Cabinet on 22:10 - Mar 19 by wkj

But what is your view on cultural appropriation? even a figure as low as 2% is way too much.


My view is perfectly aligned with Zed's.

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Dream Cabinet on 22:12 - Mar 19 with 652 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:11 - Mar 19 by SpruceMoose

My view is perfectly aligned with Zed's.


Except for your willingness to do nude scenes

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Dream Cabinet on 22:13 - Mar 19 with 645 viewsSpruceMoose

Dream Cabinet on 22:12 - Mar 19 by wkj

Except for your willingness to do nude scenes


I'm Zed's stunt johnson. To be honest, you have a hard time getting me to do clothed scenes.
[Post edited 19 Mar 22:14]

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Dream Cabinet on 22:13 - Mar 19 with 642 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 by footers

Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Frank Spencer

Home Secretary:
Idi Amin

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Bernard Manning

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
Jade Goody

Secretary of State for Defence:
Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Secretary of State for Justice:
OJ Simpson

Secretary of State for Health:
Mark E Smith

Secretary of State for Housing:
Rupert Rigsby

Secretary of State for International Trade:
Adam Werritty

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Del Boy

Secretary of State for Transport:
Blakey

Secretary of State for Education:
Richard Feynman

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
Keith Floyd

Secretary of State for Business:
Karl Marx

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Francis Bacon

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Alan Brazil

Secretary of State for Wales:
Nigel Owens

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
George Best


If you were to be up against Zed, I really would be a hung voter
[Post edited 19 Mar 22:13]

"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
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Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 with 635 viewsfooters

Dream Cabinet on 22:13 - Mar 19 by wkj

If you were to be up against Zed, I really would be a hung voter
[Post edited 19 Mar 22:13]


You're hung anyway, babe.

"We need a man in charge of boys, they wont like it up em, but they'd rather it be coming from their gaffer than those broom wrangling wannabes in league 1."
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Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 with 631 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 by footers

You're hung anyway, babe.


like a moose.

"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
Poll: Quickfire Round: Which is correct for tonight
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

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Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 with 631 viewsZedRodgers

Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 by footers

Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Frank Spencer

Home Secretary:
Idi Amin

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Bernard Manning

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
Jade Goody

Secretary of State for Defence:
Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Secretary of State for Justice:
OJ Simpson

Secretary of State for Health:
Mark E Smith

Secretary of State for Housing:
Rupert Rigsby

Secretary of State for International Trade:
Adam Werritty

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Del Boy

Secretary of State for Transport:
Blakey

Secretary of State for Education:
Richard Feynman

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
Keith Floyd

Secretary of State for Business:
Karl Marx

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Francis Bacon

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Alan Brazil

Secretary of State for Wales:
Nigel Owens

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
George Best


Can we crowdfund the commission of a national opinion poll to see who iz da best?

No, not at the moment

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Dream Cabinet on 22:15 - Mar 19 with 627 viewsSpruceMoose

Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 by footers

You're hung anyway, babe.


Shouldn't it be 'hanged'?

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Dream Cabinet on 22:15 - Mar 19 with 623 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 by ZedRodgers

Can we crowdfund the commission of a national opinion poll to see who iz da best?


Just do a twitter poll, would be about as reliable as a YouGov poll and probably have just as crap of a sample size.

"EDIT: If you're a big jizzface and don't like wine, use stock and lemon juice. In fact, don't even bother, just have a ready meal and a long hard look in the mirror." - Dyland
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Dream Cabinet on 22:15 - Mar 19 with 619 viewsWeWereZombies

Actually it's:

John Petrucci – guitars (1985–present), backing vocals (1989, 1996-present)
John Myung – bass (1985–present)
James LaBrie – lead vocals (1991–present)
Jordan Rudess – keyboards, piano (1999–present)
Mike Mangini – drums, percussion (2010–present)

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