Dream Cabinet 21:54 - Mar 19 with 4092 views | ZedRodgers | Chancellor of the Exchequer: Robin Hood Home Secretary: Akala Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs: Gandhi Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union: James O'Brien Secretary of State for Defence: Tony Mowbray Secretary of State for Justice: Nelson Mandela Secretary of State for Health: Jet from Gladiators Secretary of State for Housing: Jaque Fresco Secretary of State for International Trade: Lord_Lucan Secretary of State for Work and Pensions: Charlie Dimmock Secretary of State for Transport: Denzel from Only Fools and Horses Secretary of State for Education: Noam Chomsky Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: Greta Thunberg Secretary of State for Business: Levi Roots Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport: Phil Ham Secretary of State for Scotland: Pauline Cafferkey Secretary of State for Wales: Howard Marks Secretary of State for Northern Ireland: Jim Magilton All led by me, Zed. A broad church to reunite the nation. I trust I can count on your vote. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:16 - Mar 19 with 762 views | SpruceMoose |
Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 by wkj | like a moose. |
Did you mean mouse? | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | Poll: | Selectamod |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:16 - Mar 19 with 758 views | footers |
Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 by ZedRodgers | Can we crowdfund the commission of a national opinion poll to see who iz da best? |
Think having Amin as my Home Sec might be too much for the general public at this moment in time. But they'll come round. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:17 - Mar 19 with 755 views | J2BLUE |
Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 by footers | Chancellor of the Exchequer: Frank Spencer Home Secretary: Idi Amin Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs: Bernard Manning Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union: Jade Goody Secretary of State for Defence: Vladimir Zhirinovsky Secretary of State for Justice: OJ Simpson Secretary of State for Health: Mark E Smith Secretary of State for Housing: Rupert Rigsby Secretary of State for International Trade: Adam Werritty Secretary of State for Work and Pensions: Del Boy Secretary of State for Transport: Blakey Secretary of State for Education: Richard Feynman Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: Keith Floyd Secretary of State for Business: Karl Marx Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport: Francis Bacon Secretary of State for Scotland: Alan Brazil Secretary of State for Wales: Nigel Owens Secretary of State for Northern Ireland: George Best |
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Stokie Home Secretary: SpruceMoose Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs: Lord_Lucan Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union: Referendum 2.0 called and department disbanded Secretary of State for Defence: Mullet Secretary of State for Justice: Ryorry Secretary of State for Health: SomethingBlue Secretary of State for Housing: Jeera Secretary of State for International Trade: GlasgowBlue Secretary of State for Work and Pensions: Guthrum Secretary of State for Transport: Fergalsharkey Secretary of State for Education: Harry From Bath Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: WJK Secretary of State for Business: Lowhouse Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport: Rommers Secretary of State for Scotland: Darth Koont Secretary of State for Wales: Footers Secretary of State for Northern Ireland: Connorscontract | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:19 - Mar 19 with 743 views | wkj | Oi, Zed... What would your stance be on cows that smile and feeding doughnuts to injured avian species? | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:20 - Mar 19 with 738 views | footers | J2, much as I love Wales, think you've undermined me here, chap. But if it will guarantee me free chicken curry and chips from Dorothy's then I'm in. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:20 - Mar 19 with 735 views | ZedRodgers | | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:21 - Mar 19 with 731 views | SpruceMoose |
Dream Cabinet on 22:19 - Mar 19 by wkj | Oi, Zed... What would your stance be on cows that smile and feeding doughnuts to injured avian species? |
Sounds like the kind of modern day populist nonsense that the voters would love | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | Poll: | Selectamod |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:21 - Mar 19 with 730 views | wkj |
Dream Cabinet on 22:17 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE | Chancellor of the Exchequer: Stokie Home Secretary: SpruceMoose Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs: Lord_Lucan Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union: Referendum 2.0 called and department disbanded Secretary of State for Defence: Mullet Secretary of State for Justice: Ryorry Secretary of State for Health: SomethingBlue Secretary of State for Housing: Jeera Secretary of State for International Trade: GlasgowBlue Secretary of State for Work and Pensions: Guthrum Secretary of State for Transport: Fergalsharkey Secretary of State for Education: Harry From Bath Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: WJK Secretary of State for Business: Lowhouse Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport: Rommers Secretary of State for Scotland: Darth Koont Secretary of State for Wales: Footers Secretary of State for Northern Ireland: Connorscontract |
If we are going by what we actually do IRL, it would be 'Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport' for me, atleast the digital bit, which is all they honestly actually care about. Edit: Im not sure if Spruce can see your posts any more, so you might not want to waste a slot. [Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:22]
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Dream Cabinet on 22:22 - Mar 19 with 724 views | footers |
Dream Cabinet on 22:21 - Mar 19 by wkj | If we are going by what we actually do IRL, it would be 'Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport' for me, atleast the digital bit, which is all they honestly actually care about. Edit: Im not sure if Spruce can see your posts any more, so you might not want to waste a slot. [Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:22]
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I'd be Housing as I live in a house. Edit: Yeah, bump me up to Home Sec. I'll be tough on unsexiness and tough on the causes of unsexiness. [Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:23]
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Dream Cabinet on 22:23 - Mar 19 with 720 views | wkj |
Dream Cabinet on 22:22 - Mar 19 by footers | I'd be Housing as I live in a house. Edit: Yeah, bump me up to Home Sec. I'll be tough on unsexiness and tough on the causes of unsexiness. [Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:23]
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What are you views on the housing prices in Burnley? | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:24 - Mar 19 with 715 views | J2BLUE |
Dream Cabinet on 22:21 - Mar 19 by wkj | If we are going by what we actually do IRL, it would be 'Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport' for me, atleast the digital bit, which is all they honestly actually care about. Edit: Im not sure if Spruce can see your posts any more, so you might not want to waste a slot. [Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:22]
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Looks like Fergal is getting a promotion. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:24 - Mar 19 with 714 views | wkj |
Dream Cabinet on 22:16 - Mar 19 by SpruceMoose | Did you mean mouse? |
I see you are playing the man, and the balls [Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:24]
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Dream Cabinet on 22:25 - Mar 19 with 705 views | footers |
Dream Cabinet on 22:23 - Mar 19 by wkj | What are you views on the housing prices in Burnley? |
My portfolio has grown handsomely. Planning to move the houses to central London next year and make a killing. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:26 - Mar 19 with 703 views | J2BLUE |
Dream Cabinet on 22:20 - Mar 19 by footers | J2, much as I love Wales, think you've undermined me here, chap. But if it will guarantee me free chicken curry and chips from Dorothy's then I'm in. |
I originally has Swansea Blue in there but I got to the end and thought fook, forgot footers. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:26 - Mar 19 with 698 views | wkj |
Dream Cabinet on 22:25 - Mar 19 by footers | My portfolio has grown handsomely. Planning to move the houses to central London next year and make a killing. |
You know, I actually can see MrBloo saying something like that. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:27 - Mar 19 with 692 views | ZedRodgers |
Dream Cabinet on 22:19 - Mar 19 by wkj | Oi, Zed... What would your stance be on cows that smile and feeding doughnuts to injured avian species? |
Smiling cows - good. Doughnuts for injured avian species - bad. Unless they are strictly jam doughnuts or the ones you get from people in huts/vans at the seaside. If custard / American nonsense doughnuts are comprehensively ruled out, then fine. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:28 - Mar 19 with 684 views | wkj |
Dream Cabinet on 22:27 - Mar 19 by ZedRodgers | Smiling cows - good. Doughnuts for injured avian species - bad. Unless they are strictly jam doughnuts or the ones you get from people in huts/vans at the seaside. If custard / American nonsense doughnuts are comprehensively ruled out, then fine. |
Are we allowed to use smiling cows as food, even if we're not vegetarian or vegan? | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:28 - Mar 19 with 682 views | footers |
Dream Cabinet on 22:26 - Mar 19 by wkj | You know, I actually can see MrBloo saying something like that. |
The trick is to fatten them up on cavity wall insulation. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 with 679 views | J2BLUE |
Dream Cabinet on 22:21 - Mar 19 by wkj | If we are going by what we actually do IRL, it would be 'Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport' for me, atleast the digital bit, which is all they honestly actually care about. Edit: Im not sure if Spruce can see your posts any more, so you might not want to waste a slot. [Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:22]
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I PM'd him earlier. I guess i've been blocked since then | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 with 678 views | footers |
Dream Cabinet on 22:28 - Mar 19 by wkj | Are we allowed to use smiling cows as food, even if we're not vegetarian or vegan? |
And what about laughing ones? Certainly don't see her about much these days. Maybe not so chipper now. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 with 678 views | wkj |
Dream Cabinet on 22:28 - Mar 19 by footers | The trick is to fatten them up on cavity wall insulation. |
What position should Darren Ambrose play in? | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:30 - Mar 19 with 677 views | ZedRodgers |
Dream Cabinet on 22:26 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE | I originally has Swansea Blue in there but I got to the end and thought fook, forgot footers. |
If you were taking it seriously you would have put Swansea in and found something appropriate for footers. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:30 - Mar 19 with 676 views | wkj |
Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 by footers | And what about laughing ones? Certainly don't see her about much these days. Maybe not so chipper now. |
She's ecstatic mate, sadly - never did like Delia | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:31 - Mar 19 with 668 views | footers |
Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 by wkj | What position should Darren Ambrose play in? |
Colchester. | |
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Dream Cabinet on 22:31 - Mar 19 with 667 views | SpruceMoose |
Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE | I PM'd him earlier. I guess i've been blocked since then |
You aren't blocked. Just dismissed. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | Poll: | Selectamod |
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