Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum index | Previous Thread | Next thread
Dream Cabinet 21:54 - Mar 19 with 4092 viewsZedRodgers

Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Robin Hood

Home Secretary:
Akala

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Gandhi

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
James O'Brien

Secretary of State for Defence:
Tony Mowbray

Secretary of State for Justice:
Nelson Mandela

Secretary of State for Health:
Jet from Gladiators

Secretary of State for Housing:
Jaque Fresco

Secretary of State for International Trade:
Lord_Lucan

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Charlie Dimmock

Secretary of State for Transport:
Denzel from Only Fools and Horses

Secretary of State for Education:
Noam Chomsky

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
Greta Thunberg

Secretary of State for Business:
Levi Roots

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Phil Ham

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Pauline Cafferkey

Secretary of State for Wales:
Howard Marks

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
Jim Magilton


All led by me, Zed. A broad church to reunite the nation. I trust I can count on your vote.

No, not at the moment

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:16 - Mar 19 with 762 viewsSpruceMoose

Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 by wkj

like a moose.


Did you mean mouse?

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:16 - Mar 19 with 758 viewsfooters

Dream Cabinet on 22:14 - Mar 19 by ZedRodgers

Can we crowdfund the commission of a national opinion poll to see who iz da best?


Think having Amin as my Home Sec might be too much for the general public at this moment in time. But they'll come round.

footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:17 - Mar 19 with 755 viewsJ2BLUE

Dream Cabinet on 22:06 - Mar 19 by footers

Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Frank Spencer

Home Secretary:
Idi Amin

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Bernard Manning

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
Jade Goody

Secretary of State for Defence:
Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Secretary of State for Justice:
OJ Simpson

Secretary of State for Health:
Mark E Smith

Secretary of State for Housing:
Rupert Rigsby

Secretary of State for International Trade:
Adam Werritty

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Del Boy

Secretary of State for Transport:
Blakey

Secretary of State for Education:
Richard Feynman

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
Keith Floyd

Secretary of State for Business:
Karl Marx

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Francis Bacon

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Alan Brazil

Secretary of State for Wales:
Nigel Owens

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
George Best


Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Stokie

Home Secretary:
SpruceMoose

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Lord_Lucan

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
Referendum 2.0 called and department disbanded

Secretary of State for Defence:
Mullet

Secretary of State for Justice:
Ryorry

Secretary of State for Health:
SomethingBlue

Secretary of State for Housing:
Jeera

Secretary of State for International Trade:
GlasgowBlue

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Guthrum

Secretary of State for Transport:
Fergalsharkey

Secretary of State for Education:
Harry From Bath

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
WJK

Secretary of State for Business:
Lowhouse

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Rommers

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Darth Koont

Secretary of State for Wales:
Footers

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
Connorscontract

Truly impaired.
Poll: Will you buying a Super Blues membership?

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:19 - Mar 19 with 743 viewswkj

Oi, Zed... What would your stance be on cows that smile and feeding doughnuts to injured avian species?

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:20 - Mar 19 with 738 viewsfooters

J2, much as I love Wales, think you've undermined me here, chap. But if it will guarantee me free chicken curry and chips from Dorothy's then I'm in.

footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:20 - Mar 19 with 735 viewsZedRodgers


No, not at the moment

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:21 - Mar 19 with 731 viewsSpruceMoose

Dream Cabinet on 22:19 - Mar 19 by wkj

Oi, Zed... What would your stance be on cows that smile and feeding doughnuts to injured avian species?


Sounds like the kind of modern day populist nonsense that the voters would love

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:21 - Mar 19 with 730 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:17 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE

Chancellor of the Exchequer:
Stokie

Home Secretary:
SpruceMoose

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs:
Lord_Lucan

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union:
Referendum 2.0 called and department disbanded

Secretary of State for Defence:
Mullet

Secretary of State for Justice:
Ryorry

Secretary of State for Health:
SomethingBlue

Secretary of State for Housing:
Jeera

Secretary of State for International Trade:
GlasgowBlue

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions:
Guthrum

Secretary of State for Transport:
Fergalsharkey

Secretary of State for Education:
Harry From Bath

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs:
WJK

Secretary of State for Business:
Lowhouse

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport:
Rommers

Secretary of State for Scotland:
Darth Koont

Secretary of State for Wales:
Footers

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland:
Connorscontract


If we are going by what we actually do IRL, it would be 'Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport' for me, atleast the digital bit, which is all they honestly actually care about.

Edit: Im not sure if Spruce can see your posts any more, so you might not want to waste a slot.
[Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:22]

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

0
Login to get fewer ads

Dream Cabinet on 22:22 - Mar 19 with 724 viewsfooters

Dream Cabinet on 22:21 - Mar 19 by wkj

If we are going by what we actually do IRL, it would be 'Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport' for me, atleast the digital bit, which is all they honestly actually care about.

Edit: Im not sure if Spruce can see your posts any more, so you might not want to waste a slot.
[Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:22]


I'd be Housing as I live in a house.

Edit: Yeah, bump me up to Home Sec. I'll be tough on unsexiness and tough on the causes of unsexiness.
[Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:23]

footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

1
Dream Cabinet on 22:23 - Mar 19 with 720 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:22 - Mar 19 by footers

I'd be Housing as I live in a house.

Edit: Yeah, bump me up to Home Sec. I'll be tough on unsexiness and tough on the causes of unsexiness.
[Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:23]


What are you views on the housing prices in Burnley?

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:24 - Mar 19 with 715 viewsJ2BLUE

Dream Cabinet on 22:21 - Mar 19 by wkj

If we are going by what we actually do IRL, it would be 'Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport' for me, atleast the digital bit, which is all they honestly actually care about.

Edit: Im not sure if Spruce can see your posts any more, so you might not want to waste a slot.
[Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:22]


Looks like Fergal is getting a promotion.

Truly impaired.
Poll: Will you buying a Super Blues membership?

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:24 - Mar 19 with 714 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:16 - Mar 19 by SpruceMoose

Did you mean mouse?


I see you are playing the man, and the balls
[Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:24]

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

1
Dream Cabinet on 22:25 - Mar 19 with 705 viewsfooters

Dream Cabinet on 22:23 - Mar 19 by wkj

What are you views on the housing prices in Burnley?


My portfolio has grown handsomely. Planning to move the houses to central London next year and make a killing.

footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:26 - Mar 19 with 703 viewsJ2BLUE

Dream Cabinet on 22:20 - Mar 19 by footers

J2, much as I love Wales, think you've undermined me here, chap. But if it will guarantee me free chicken curry and chips from Dorothy's then I'm in.


I originally has Swansea Blue in there but I got to the end and thought fook, forgot footers.

Truly impaired.
Poll: Will you buying a Super Blues membership?

1
Dream Cabinet on 22:26 - Mar 19 with 698 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:25 - Mar 19 by footers

My portfolio has grown handsomely. Planning to move the houses to central London next year and make a killing.


You know, I actually can see MrBloo saying something like that.

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:27 - Mar 19 with 692 viewsZedRodgers

Dream Cabinet on 22:19 - Mar 19 by wkj

Oi, Zed... What would your stance be on cows that smile and feeding doughnuts to injured avian species?


Smiling cows - good.
Doughnuts for injured avian species - bad.

Unless they are strictly jam doughnuts or the ones you get from people in huts/vans at the seaside. If custard / American nonsense doughnuts are comprehensively ruled out, then fine.

No, not at the moment

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:28 - Mar 19 with 684 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:27 - Mar 19 by ZedRodgers

Smiling cows - good.
Doughnuts for injured avian species - bad.

Unless they are strictly jam doughnuts or the ones you get from people in huts/vans at the seaside. If custard / American nonsense doughnuts are comprehensively ruled out, then fine.


Are we allowed to use smiling cows as food, even if we're not vegetarian or vegan?

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:28 - Mar 19 with 682 viewsfooters

Dream Cabinet on 22:26 - Mar 19 by wkj

You know, I actually can see MrBloo saying something like that.


The trick is to fatten them up on cavity wall insulation.

footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

1
Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 with 679 viewsJ2BLUE

Dream Cabinet on 22:21 - Mar 19 by wkj

If we are going by what we actually do IRL, it would be 'Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport' for me, atleast the digital bit, which is all they honestly actually care about.

Edit: Im not sure if Spruce can see your posts any more, so you might not want to waste a slot.
[Post edited 19 Mar 2019 22:22]


I PM'd him earlier. I guess i've been blocked since then

Truly impaired.
Poll: Will you buying a Super Blues membership?

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 with 678 viewsfooters

Dream Cabinet on 22:28 - Mar 19 by wkj

Are we allowed to use smiling cows as food, even if we're not vegetarian or vegan?


And what about laughing ones? Certainly don't see her about much these days. Maybe not so chipper now.

footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 with 678 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:28 - Mar 19 by footers

The trick is to fatten them up on cavity wall insulation.


What position should Darren Ambrose play in?

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:30 - Mar 19 with 677 viewsZedRodgers

Dream Cabinet on 22:26 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE

I originally has Swansea Blue in there but I got to the end and thought fook, forgot footers.


If you were taking it seriously you would have put Swansea in and found something appropriate for footers.

No, not at the moment

1
Dream Cabinet on 22:30 - Mar 19 with 676 viewswkj

Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 by footers

And what about laughing ones? Certainly don't see her about much these days. Maybe not so chipper now.


She's ecstatic mate, sadly - never did like Delia

Crybaby
Poll: Who do you want to have win the playoffs then?
Blog: The Identity Crisis of Modern Football

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:31 - Mar 19 with 668 viewsfooters

Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 by wkj

What position should Darren Ambrose play in?


Colchester.

footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

0
Dream Cabinet on 22:31 - Mar 19 with 667 viewsSpruceMoose

Dream Cabinet on 22:29 - Mar 19 by J2BLUE

I PM'd him earlier. I guess i've been blocked since then


You aren't blocked. Just dismissed.

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

0
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© TWTD 1995-2024