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I just ate a plum 16:55 - Mar 20 with 1971 viewsSpruceMoose

Including the sticker. I'm going to die aren't I?

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I just ate a plum on 16:57 - Mar 20 with 1316 viewswkj

I bet you are the same kind of idiot who picks up hot coal with your bare fingers aren't you

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I just ate a plum on 16:58 - Mar 20 with 1309 viewshomer_123

I just ate a plum on 16:57 - Mar 20 by wkj

I bet you are the same kind of idiot who picks up hot coal with your bare fingers aren't you


Coal? Wont somebody think of the climate?!

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I just ate a plum on 16:58 - Mar 20 with 1309 viewsOldsmoker

Yes you are.
But probably when you're in your 80's.

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I just ate a plum on 17:00 - Mar 20 with 1297 viewshomer_123

I'm assuming you can offer yourself a funeral service for 14.99 plus tax?

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I just ate a plum on 17:01 - Mar 20 with 1294 viewsgiant_stow

Are you allergic to them? I have a friend who's allergic to many green vegtables - if he accidentally east one, his head swells up to triple its normal size. Sadly I've never witnessed this and the bastad won't eat something iffy so that I can see it.

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I just ate a plum on 17:03 - Mar 20 with 1283 viewsSpruceMoose

I just ate a plum on 16:57 - Mar 20 by wkj

I bet you are the same kind of idiot who picks up hot coal with your bare fingers aren't you


I usually pick things up betwixt my buttocks.

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I just ate a plum on 17:04 - Mar 20 with 1277 viewsSpruceMoose

I just ate a plum on 17:01 - Mar 20 by giant_stow

Are you allergic to them? I have a friend who's allergic to many green vegtables - if he accidentally east one, his head swells up to triple its normal size. Sadly I've never witnessed this and the bastad won't eat something iffy so that I can see it.


It's more the sticker that I am concerned with, rather than the plum. Plus the fact that all fruit here is probably soaked in Roundup.

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I just ate a plum on 17:04 - Mar 20 with 1272 viewshomer_123

I just ate a plum on 17:03 - Mar 20 by SpruceMoose

I usually pick things up betwixt my buttocks.


You stick a Twix in your arse?

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I just ate a plum on 17:09 - Mar 20 with 1263 viewsSpruceMoose

I just ate a plum on 17:04 - Mar 20 by homer_123

You stick a Twix in your arse?


Don't act like you don't know.

Here's some eyebleach after reading that. wkj and myself on our first date.


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I just ate a plum on 17:12 - Mar 20 with 1256 viewsgiant_stow

I just ate a plum on 17:09 - Mar 20 by SpruceMoose

Don't act like you don't know.

Here's some eyebleach after reading that. wkj and myself on our first date.



Life Below Zero teaches me there's loads of meat on a mouse - can last for months.

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I just ate a plum on 17:17 - Mar 20 with 1252 viewswkj

I just ate a plum on 17:09 - Mar 20 by SpruceMoose

Don't act like you don't know.

Here's some eyebleach after reading that. wkj and myself on our first date.



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I just ate a plum on 17:17 - Mar 20 with 1248 viewswkj

I just ate a plum on 17:12 - Mar 20 by giant_stow

Life Below Zero teaches me there's loads of meat on a mouse - can last for months.


That is always the case at any temperature.

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I just ate a plum on 17:20 - Mar 20 with 1242 viewsJ2BLUE

I just ate a plum on 17:12 - Mar 20 by giant_stow

Life Below Zero teaches me there's loads of meat on a mouse - can last for months.


Love that programme.

See also, Alaska: The Last Frontier. I would give Eve three pumps and an apology any day.

Truly impaired.
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I just ate a plum on 17:21 - Mar 20 with 1239 viewsMullet

I just ate a plum on 17:04 - Mar 20 by homer_123

You stick a Twix in your arse?


I guess the vet is more like a KitKat so it's easy for him?

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I just ate a plum on 17:22 - Mar 20 with 1231 viewsfooters

You are what you eat, you fcking plum.

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I just ate a plum on 17:24 - Mar 20 with 1228 viewsgiant_stow

I just ate a plum on 17:20 - Mar 20 by J2BLUE

Love that programme.

See also, Alaska: The Last Frontier. I would give Eve three pumps and an apology any day.


yeah its quality innit. Who's your favourite? I do like the bush airport woman, but loner Glen is quite something too!

Not seen the other one - Eve sounds intriguing!

You ever seen Alaskan Bush People? Gawd, I dread to think what those brothers do to the sisters of an evening.

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I just ate a plum on 17:28 - Mar 20 with 1214 viewsPecker

I have some good stuff if you need it.
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I just ate a plum on 17:29 - Mar 20 with 1208 viewsJ2BLUE

I just ate a plum on 17:24 - Mar 20 by giant_stow

yeah its quality innit. Who's your favourite? I do like the bush airport woman, but loner Glen is quite something too!

Not seen the other one - Eve sounds intriguing!

You ever seen Alaskan Bush People? Gawd, I dread to think what those brothers do to the sisters of an evening.


Yea she's a bad ass. Probably my favourite.

Never seen Bush People. I'll check it out.

Do you find yourself wishing you lived that way? Seems so much simpler than our lifestyle. Bloody hard work, no doubt, but I think I would like it. It must be bliss to sit in your cabin at night after a hard day's work with the fire going. Last Frontier has most of the family nearby and it seems great. I'd love to live like that.

Eve


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I just ate a plum on 17:31 - Mar 20 with 1206 viewsSpruceMoose

I just ate a plum on 17:12 - Mar 20 by giant_stow

Life Below Zero teaches me there's loads of meat on a mouse - can last for months.


Bet there's more meat on these over 40s your sniffing around. They're forty stone, not 40 years old.

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I just ate a plum on 17:33 - Mar 20 with 1201 viewsgiant_stow

I just ate a plum on 17:29 - Mar 20 by J2BLUE

Yea she's a bad ass. Probably my favourite.

Never seen Bush People. I'll check it out.

Do you find yourself wishing you lived that way? Seems so much simpler than our lifestyle. Bloody hard work, no doubt, but I think I would like it. It must be bliss to sit in your cabin at night after a hard day's work with the fire going. Last Frontier has most of the family nearby and it seems great. I'd love to live like that.

Eve



Eve's pretty!

I do indeed often drift off thinking about life out there, yes. As you say, looks tough, but satisfying. In reality I'd starve and get eaten by a bear I spose, but its a fantastic fantasy.

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I just ate a plum on 17:33 - Mar 20 with 1196 viewsgiant_stow

I just ate a plum on 17:31 - Mar 20 by SpruceMoose

Bet there's more meat on these over 40s your sniffing around. They're forty stone, not 40 years old.


*admiring from afar, thank you very much!

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I just ate a plum on 17:37 - Mar 20 with 1181 viewsJ2BLUE

I just ate a plum on 17:33 - Mar 20 by giant_stow

Eve's pretty!

I do indeed often drift off thinking about life out there, yes. As you say, looks tough, but satisfying. In reality I'd starve and get eaten by a bear I spose, but its a fantastic fantasy.


Ha definitely.

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I just ate a plum on 17:38 - Mar 20 with 1179 viewsSpruceMoose

I just ate a plum on 17:33 - Mar 20 by giant_stow

Eve's pretty!

I do indeed often drift off thinking about life out there, yes. As you say, looks tough, but satisfying. In reality I'd starve and get eaten by a bear I spose, but its a fantastic fantasy.


I'd make it my business to eat you.

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I just ate a plum on 17:42 - Mar 20 with 1170 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I just ate a plum on 17:38 - Mar 20 by SpruceMoose

I'd make it my business to eat you.


.....complete with plums (no stickers!)?

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I just ate a plum on 17:45 - Mar 20 with 1165 viewsSpruceMoose

I just ate a plum on 17:42 - Mar 20 by BanksterDebtSlave

.....complete with plums (no stickers!)?


I think I have had too many plums in my mouth for one day. I'd probably give the beak a pass too.

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