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If you swallow chewing gum 18:12 - Mar 20 with 1186 viewsCoastalblue

it will wrap itself round your heart and eventually you will die, so I was told as a kid.

Along with apple trees growing inside you after swallowing the pips.

Got any if you eat this bad sh1t will happen anecdotes from being a kid?

Credit to the soon to be ex Moose after his label eating shennanigans.

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If you swallow chewing gum on 18:17 - Mar 20 with 1161 viewsjeera

I was led to understand gum would wrap itself around my innards, yep.

My sister would tell me Turkish Delight was made from pig's toenails.

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If you swallow chewing gum on 18:32 - Mar 20 with 1146 viewsCoastalblue

If you swallow chewing gum on 18:17 - Mar 20 by jeera

I was led to understand gum would wrap itself around my innards, yep.

My sister would tell me Turkish Delight was made from pig's toenails.


You reminded me, not food related but I convinced my younger sister that the sticky stuff they used to attach free things to the front of magazines with, kind of clear and gooey, was made from donkey's bogeys.

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If you swallow chewing gum on 19:26 - Mar 20 with 1087 viewsGeoffSentence

I believed that if I crossed my heart and hoped to die for a promise, I really would die if I broke the promise.

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If you swallow chewing gum on 19:27 - Mar 20 with 1081 viewsfooters

Spearmint polos make you infertile.

Dunno about that but they certainly gave you the runs.

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If you swallow chewing gum on 19:49 - Mar 20 with 1043 viewsBinner

"Eventually you will die" - sorry to have to tell you, Coastalblue, but that bit is true.


Carrots make you see in the dark. According to my mum, when I was little, they also make your hair curly. This created a problem. I wanted to see in the dark but also wanted straight hair.


If you pull a face when the wind changes you'll stay like it.

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If you swallow chewing gum on 20:50 - Mar 20 with 954 viewsMelford


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If you swallow chewing gum on 20:52 - Mar 20 with 944 viewswkj

If you swallow chewing gum on 20:50 - Mar 20 by Melford



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