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Site Downtime Tonight 12:08 - Mar 22 with 3755 viewsGavTWTD

We're taking down the server at 11pm tonight to install a new SSD/hard drive. We had major issues when we last rebooted the server so we'll investigate that and we need to be confident that it won't happen in the future.

We're backing up the site just prior to the work being done, so late posts may be lost if the worst happens.

We aren't sure how long the site will be down for, and it may be slow when it does come back but should be back to normal on Saturday.

If you liked my post, please take the time to upvote it. It's very much appreciated.
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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:22 - Mar 22 with 2902 viewsOldsmoker

I think you should adopt a policy of "No Brexit petitions" on the site as an insurance against the site crashing.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:32 - Mar 22 with 2892 viewswkj

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:22 - Mar 22 by Oldsmoker

I think you should adopt a policy of "No Brexit petitions" on the site as an insurance against the site crashing.


More like... "No Brexit Partitions" ehhh? ehhh?

Crybaby
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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:36 - Mar 22 with 2883 viewsBluebell

Does that mean I could lose 5000 'uppies' like I did last time and never got back? ( I know I don't have that many this time!)

The scary thing is that my 'up' votes now show that I have more for the News posts than Forum ones!
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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:37 - Mar 22 with 2876 viewsOldsmoker

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:32 - Mar 22 by wkj

More like... "No Brexit Partitions" ehhh? ehhh?


Don't go Techy with me.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:38 - Mar 22 with 2875 viewsSuperblue95

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:36 - Mar 22 by Bluebell

Does that mean I could lose 5000 'uppies' like I did last time and never got back? ( I know I don't have that many this time!)

The scary thing is that my 'up' votes now show that I have more for the News posts than Forum ones!


Post a series of Mick McCarthy and Marcus Evans love messages in the news comments and that’ll soon fix your problem

My hobbies include being quiet during trips, clapping with songs, and diabetes.
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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:38 - Mar 22 with 2874 viewswkj

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:37 - Mar 22 by Oldsmoker

Don't go Techy with me.


fine... I will just waddle off and get FAT by myself

Crybaby
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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:40 - Mar 22 with 2861 viewsSpruceMoose

FFS. Friday night, as the pubs are closing, is the best time of the week on here.

Gav Out.

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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:42 - Mar 22 with 2857 viewsBluebell

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:38 - Mar 22 by Superblue95

Post a series of Mick McCarthy and Marcus Evans love messages in the news comments and that’ll soon fix your problem


How do you think I got all the News votes that I have? You can easily wind up the News posters.

They love me there!
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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:43 - Mar 22 with 2855 viewsBluebell

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:40 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose

FFS. Friday night, as the pubs are closing, is the best time of the week on here.

Gav Out.


Shouldn't you be in bed at that time where you are?
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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:43 - Mar 22 with 2854 viewsOldsmoker

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:38 - Mar 22 by wkj

fine... I will just waddle off and get FAT by myself


I will spin your nipple nuts and send you to Alaska.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:46 - Mar 22 with 2835 viewsSpruceMoose

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:43 - Mar 22 by Bluebell

Shouldn't you be in bed at that time where you are?


I'm four hours behind currently! I'm just getting started in the pub while Grimboy is getting home. That's why there's always sexual chemistry between us at that time.

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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:55 - Mar 22 with 2822 viewsRyorry

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:46 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose

I'm four hours behind currently! I'm just getting started in the pub while Grimboy is getting home. That's why there's always sexual chemistry between us at that time.


Perhaps you should get down to the real thing instead - in fact I'm sure this is Gav's way of doing his bit for the population growth of both Town fans and TWTD site members!!

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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:58 - Mar 22 with 2812 viewsSpruceMoose

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:55 - Mar 22 by Ryorry

Perhaps you should get down to the real thing instead - in fact I'm sure this is Gav's way of doing his bit for the population growth of both Town fans and TWTD site members!!


It would never work. We are both power bottoms.

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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:58 - Mar 22 with 2812 viewswkj

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:46 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose

I'm four hours behind currently! I'm just getting started in the pub while Grimboy is getting home. That's why there's always sexual chemistry between us at that time.


You could always use 8chan for a few hours instead.

Crybaby
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Site Downtime Tonight on 12:59 - Mar 22 with 2808 viewsSpruceMoose

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:58 - Mar 22 by wkj

You could always use 8chan for a few hours instead.


Those neckbeards would be all about the chicken tendies and Cheetos. I get enough food horror stories on here thanks.

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Site Downtime Tonight on 13:02 - Mar 22 with 2798 viewsRyorry

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:58 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose

It would never work. We are both power bottoms.


I have no idea what that is and really don't wish to properly know!

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Site Downtime Tonight on 13:07 - Mar 22 with 2787 viewsSpruceMoose

Site Downtime Tonight on 13:02 - Mar 22 by Ryorry

I have no idea what that is and really don't wish to properly know!


Spoken like a true Power Top.

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Site Downtime Tonight on 13:12 - Mar 22 with 2778 viewsSwansea_Blue

I hope nothing is lost from the forum, otherwise the world will be deprived of a source of learning and culture to rival anything that came out of Ancient Greece.

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Site Downtime Tonight on 13:16 - Mar 22 with 2774 viewsSpruceMoose

Site Downtime Tonight on 13:12 - Mar 22 by Swansea_Blue

I hope nothing is lost from the forum, otherwise the world will be deprived of a source of learning and culture to rival anything that came out of Ancient Greece.


Seems like a good time to cull a few posters to be fair.

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Site Downtime Tonight on 14:05 - Mar 22 with 2713 viewsSwansea_Blue

Site Downtime Tonight on 13:16 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose

Seems like a good time to cull a few posters to be fair.


Yeah, some of the feckwits. Although some might see that as being a bit har...


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Site Downtime Tonight on 14:07 - Mar 22 with 2710 viewsSpruceMoose

Site Downtime Tonight on 14:05 - Mar 22 by Swansea_Blue

Yeah, some of the feckwits. Although some might see that as being a bit har...


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Site Downtime Tonight on 14:16 - Mar 22 with 2693 viewsPecker

Site Downtime Tonight on 12:36 - Mar 22 by Bluebell

Does that mean I could lose 5000 'uppies' like I did last time and never got back? ( I know I don't have that many this time!)

The scary thing is that my 'up' votes now show that I have more for the News posts than Forum ones!


I think I lost nearly 50 last night alone.
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Site Downtime Tonight on 14:20 - Mar 22 with 2682 viewswkj

Site Downtime Tonight on 14:16 - Mar 22 by Pecker

I think I lost nearly 50 last night alone.


Don't worry, certain posters like [redacted] lose about 50 a day

Crybaby
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Site Downtime Tonight on 14:20 - Mar 22 with 2683 viewsPecker

I shall be in bed by then, but thanks for the heads up.
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Site Downtime Tonight on 14:23 - Mar 22 with 2670 viewsSpruceMoose

Site Downtime Tonight on 14:16 - Mar 22 by Pecker

I think I lost nearly 50 last night alone.


Well I just gave you one. So it is only 49 now. Don't pay no mind to J2. He's a notorious egomaniac whose terrible posting is only matched by his terrible cooking.

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