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Had an early whatsapp from a mate - to which I replied - and he then asked if I had sh1t the bed as I was up so early. I jokingly replied that I got up early for a w4nk.
Looks like I sent it in error to a customer as they just sent a message back.
“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.”
Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.