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I can promise you all that this is my only account. Most, if not all of you, are doing a hard days work and I am just trying to lighten up your day. I am not very good at it but I am trying. (very trying most of the time) I know I am opening myself up for a lot of abuse by posting this, but I can take it. Thanks to people like Footers and Sprucy I am getting the hang of how things work on here. I look forward to continuing having banz with you all.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 18:15 - Mar 27 with 2015 views
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 18:24 - Mar 27 by Pecker
I will have to see how my arm is, but yes, that would be good.
Footers isn't giving up his seat so you'll have to be ok with him sitting on your lap though.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 18:27 - Mar 27 by footers
Bad news is that I'm a lanky tosspot so have the boniest of arses.
The hoop has no bone.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 18:31 - Mar 27 by footers
You know urinal etiquette- it's like an eclipse: look but not directly at it.
You can buy special eyewear though.
[Post edited 27 Mar 2019 18:59]
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 18:34 - Mar 27 by Pecker
Perhaps we just stay friends on here.
But...
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 18:36 - Mar 27 by footers
I'm a female poster in her early 20s. I wouldn't be allowed in the urinals.
Not after the Great Bukake Party at the derby game in 2017.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 18:48 - Mar 27 by Pecker
It would seem that you were right about them. I will try and make better choices of trust in the future.
You're not off to a good start with MM matey! Come back to the BumFest, don't be like that.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 18:51 - Mar 27 by footers
We helped you in your hour of need and this is how you repay our steadfast loyalty? Pecker, I hardly knew ye.
I agree with Footers. The hallowed doors of the LeftBumFestatorium are forever closed to Pecker. Make it so, wkj.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 18:51 - Mar 27 by footers
We helped you in your hour of need and this is how you repay our steadfast loyalty? Pecker, I hardly knew ye.
I don't like the constant references of my user name and the male genital area. I appreciate your concern re: my injury, but I get uncomfortable with the "my pecker" comments. A bit powder puff of me I know, but that's how I feel.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:03 - Mar 27 with 1893 views
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:02 - Mar 27 by Pecker
I don't like the constant references of my user name and the male genital area. I appreciate your concern re: my injury, but I get uncomfortable with the "my pecker" comments. A bit powder puff of me I know, but that's how I feel.
Pronouns: He/Him/His.
"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:02 - Mar 27 by Pecker
I don't like the constant references of my user name and the male genital area. I appreciate your concern re: my injury, but I get uncomfortable with the "my pecker" comments. A bit powder puff of me I know, but that's how I feel.
I apologise. I knew you were proud, Pecker. Should have been more careful.
footers QC - Prosecution Barrister, Hasketon Law Chambers
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 17:49 - Mar 27 by SpruceMoose
Ah you didn't, I misunderstood. I thought you meant you had left clues that you were another poster on here. But you mean you left clues for anyone who might know you from away games. As I haven't been to away games in yonks I won't know you.
It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 18:36 - Mar 27 by footers
I'm a female poster in her early 20s. I wouldn't be allowed in the urinals.
A tall, skinny, 20 something socialist woman, working in the city, with the hots for another woman, fluent in Spanish (mmm!) and I'm sitting with you next season. Christmas has come early this year
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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