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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. 16:33 - Mar 27 with 6971 viewsPecker

I can promise you all that this is my only account. Most, if not all of you, are doing a hard days work and I am just trying to lighten up your day. I am not very good at it but I am trying. (very trying most of the time) I know I am opening myself up for a lot of abuse by posting this, but I can take it. Thanks to people like Footers and Sprucy I am getting the hang of how things work on here. I look forward to continuing having banz with you all.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:32 - Mar 27 with 985 viewsfooters

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:29 - Mar 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

A tall, skinny, 20 something socialist woman, working in the city, with the hots for another woman, fluent in Spanish (mmm!) and I'm sitting with you next season. Christmas has come early this year


Take me to your compost heap and we'll rut like foxes.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:33 - Mar 27 with 984 viewsPecker

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:29 - Mar 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

A tall, skinny, 20 something socialist woman, working in the city, with the hots for another woman, fluent in Spanish (mmm!) and I'm sitting with you next season. Christmas has come early this year


Be careful mate. I think Sprucey and him are building some kind of weird cult. Unless that is what you are looking for, tread carefully.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:42 - Mar 27 with 959 viewsPecker

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:32 - Mar 27 by footers

Take me to your compost heap and we'll rut like foxes.


We do not know each other on here nor the ages of the people we are talking to. You might want to think about that before posting that kind of stuff.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:43 - Mar 27 with 958 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:32 - Mar 27 by footers

Take me to your compost heap and we'll rut like foxes.


I will be too busy counting the money from #golongsoftandverylong(how has that gone today?) to get involved with you and the other lady friend, but may glance up occassionally

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:44 - Mar 27 with 955 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:33 - Mar 27 by Pecker

Be careful mate. I think Sprucey and him are building some kind of weird cult. Unless that is what you are looking for, tread carefully.


Don't worry chap I'm not going anywhere near any meese.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: If the choice is Moore or no more.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:46 - Mar 27 with 952 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:42 - Mar 27 by Pecker

We do not know each other on here nor the ages of the people we are talking to. You might want to think about that before posting that kind of stuff.


He said rut didn't he....Spruce is the other woman!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: If the choice is Moore or no more.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 20:43 - Mar 27 with 939 viewsJ2BLUE

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:02 - Mar 27 by Pecker

I don't like the constant references of my user name and the male genital area. I appreciate your concern re: my injury, but I get uncomfortable with the "my pecker" comments. A bit powder puff of me I know, but that's how I feel.


It's hard to get my head around it.

Truly impaired.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 20:49 - Mar 27 with 929 viewsfooters

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:43 - Mar 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

I will be too busy counting the money from #golongsoftandverylong(how has that gone today?) to get involved with you and the other lady friend, but may glance up occassionally


Believe we were up +£240 today on the old bog roll. As it's been going fairly well, may I suggest adding to our portfolio with another position in the toilet market?

footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 20:52 - Mar 27 with 920 viewsfooters

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 19:42 - Mar 27 by Pecker

We do not know each other on here nor the ages of the people we are talking to. You might want to think about that before posting that kind of stuff.


Didn't know I'd previously supported the board's very own Mary Whitehouse. Think this marks the parting of ways, Pecker.

I wish you no real ill will. May you remain proud.

footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 20:56 - Mar 27 with 907 viewsPecker

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 20:52 - Mar 27 by footers

Didn't know I'd previously supported the board's very own Mary Whitehouse. Think this marks the parting of ways, Pecker.

I wish you no real ill will. May you remain proud.


Nothing Mary Whitehouse about it. Just saying we do not know each other and the ages of other posters. Maybe think of others before posting. Parting of the waves indeed. It was fun at times.
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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:03 - Mar 27 with 896 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 20:49 - Mar 27 by footers

Believe we were up +£240 today on the old bog roll. As it's been going fairly well, may I suggest adding to our portfolio with another position in the toilet market?


Long Kimberley-Clark (Kleenex)....one way or another there are going to be a lot of tears and snotty noses.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Poll: If the choice is Moore or no more.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:05 - Mar 27 with 893 viewsfooters

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:03 - Mar 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

Long Kimberley-Clark (Kleenex)....one way or another there are going to be a lot of tears and snotty noses.


Yes, KC was the one I had in mind. We shall see how US-based manufacturers fare. We could maybe book a holiday to Overstrand with the earnings.

footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:05 - Mar 27 with 892 viewsjeera

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 20:56 - Mar 27 by Pecker

Nothing Mary Whitehouse about it. Just saying we do not know each other and the ages of other posters. Maybe think of others before posting. Parting of the waves indeed. It was fun at times.


You had a good run.

*sniff*

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:08 - Mar 27 with 889 viewsfooters

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 20:56 - Mar 27 by Pecker

Nothing Mary Whitehouse about it. Just saying we do not know each other and the ages of other posters. Maybe think of others before posting. Parting of the waves indeed. It was fun at times.


I am afraid your puritanical stance runs counter to my belief that children should be exposed to as much extreme graphic material as soon as possible. Life is no picnic- the sooner they learn, the better.

Agreed, it has been somewhat of a small pleasure.

footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:38 - Mar 27 with 869 viewsjeera

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:08 - Mar 27 by footers

I am afraid your puritanical stance runs counter to my belief that children should be exposed to as much extreme graphic material as soon as possible. Life is no picnic- the sooner they learn, the better.

Agreed, it has been somewhat of a small pleasure.


Have you enjoyed the 'experience'?

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:43 - Mar 27 with 863 viewsfooters

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:38 - Mar 27 by jeera

Have you enjoyed the 'experience'?


Jeera, my man, you know I am a man of the world. What sort of life would it have been without talking to a Pecker?

In Hendrixian terms, I have been experienced.

footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:51 - Mar 27 with 848 viewsjeera

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:43 - Mar 27 by footers

Jeera, my man, you know I am a man of the world. What sort of life would it have been without talking to a Pecker?

In Hendrixian terms, I have been experienced.


Ooh, very good.

A double up on 'experience'.

I am going to assume you credit for the double meaning there.

Impressive.

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It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 22:16 - Mar 27 with 834 viewsfooters

It has been suggested that I am a comedy creation. on 21:51 - Mar 27 by jeera

Ooh, very good.

A double up on 'experience'.

I am going to assume you credit for the double meaning there.

Impressive.


I am nothing if not impressive, I'll give you that.

All the guys wanna be me, all the girls wanna be with me... tough life.

footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Poll: Battle of the breakfast potato... who wins?

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