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Who the garden hell are you? 13:59 - May 25 with 929 viewsArnieM

Norwich City: 'Hello, is that Paderborn'

Paderborn: Yes, who is speaking please?'

Norwich City: 'We are calling from Norwich City, to organise a pre-season match if you are interested'.

Paderborn: 'Sorry. I didn't quite catch that'.

Norwich City: 'We are Norwich City. An English Premier League club'.

Paderborn: 'I'm very sorry. I have not heard of your club'.

Norwich City: 'Really? We are quite famous in Germany.

Paderborn: 'Are you? For what reason is this?.

Norwich City: 'In the early 90's we beat Bayern Munich'

Paderborn: 'What year was this?'

Norwich City: 'The 1993/94 season'

Paderborn: 'Let me think. Oh yes. The period right between Bayern finishing 10th in the Bundesliga and 6th in the Bundesliga, the only two seasons they finished outside the Top 4 between 1978 and 2019? That period when they were uncharacteristically poor and losing to sides they would normally be embarrassed to draw with?'

Norwich City: 'Anyhow, we beat them and as I say we are a Premier League club so you must want to play us.

Paderborn: 'I'm really sorry but I will need to go away and check out that you are who you say you are. I can't really take your word for it and like I said I have not heard of this team before. I must bid you farewell …...'

Norwich City: 'We know Ipswich!'.

Paderborn: 'You do?'.

Norwich City: 'Yeah. Er … we are actually really close'.

Paderborn 'You mean the UEFA Cup winners in 1981? Conquerers of AC Milan, Inter Milan, St Etienne, Roma, Lazio, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Stuttgart and many other huge European teams?

Norwich City 'Yep'.

Paderborn 'But we are already playing this very famous and historic team in pre-season, which our peoples are excited by. It's so easy to market a match against a huge name in European football. Can you tell me how would we market a game with your club?

Norwich City: 'Have you heard of Delia?'

Paderborn: 'No. Is that a rock band?'

Norwich City: 'Never mind. Do you watch QI'

Paderborn: 'I have not heard of this. Sorry. I mean Ipswich also had the famous players like Beattie and Wark and Mariner and the famous managers like Ramsey and Robson'

Norwich City 'I don't suppose the name Mike Walker rings a bell? Dave Stringer?

Paderborn: I'm sorry'

Norwich City 'Farke!'

Paderborn 'There is absolutely no reason to be abusive. I am sorry but I really don't see how we can sell a game against, what did you say you were called 'No Rich History?'

Norwich City 'I've got it. Tell them we have BIGGER attendances than Ipswich'.

Paderborn 'Okay. We better get something in the diary right now'

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Who the garden hell are you? on 14:08 - May 25 with 893 viewsWarkTheWarkITFC

Very good work!

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Who the Farken hell are you? on 14:21 - May 25 with 865 viewsArnieM

Who the garden hell are you? on 14:08 - May 25 by WarkTheWarkITFC

Very good work!


Ill be honest with you . It’s big my work . I saw it on FB and liked it so much I thought I’d share it in here.

As usual predicted text had ballsed up the thread title !

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Who the Farken hell are you? on 14:55 - May 25 with 785 viewsWarkTheWarkITFC

Who the Farken hell are you? on 14:21 - May 25 by ArnieM

Ill be honest with you . It’s big my work . I saw it on FB and liked it so much I thought I’d share it in here.

As usual predicted text had ballsed up the thread title !


Glad you were honest lol. As I wrote this yesterday, posted it here, it’s gone mental on Facebook and now made it back to TWTD!

Full circle indeed.

I’m just annoyed the ones all over Facebook still include Stuttgart (I meant Cologne).

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Who the Farken hell are you? on 14:59 - May 25 with 771 viewsArnieM

Who the Farken hell are you? on 14:55 - May 25 by WarkTheWarkITFC

Glad you were honest lol. As I wrote this yesterday, posted it here, it’s gone mental on Facebook and now made it back to TWTD!

Full circle indeed.

I’m just annoyed the ones all over Facebook still include Stuttgart (I meant Cologne).


It is a Great piece lol . Made me laugh anyway . Keep up the good work !

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Who the Farken hell are you? on 15:12 - May 25 with 738 viewsWarkTheWarkITFC

Who the Farken hell are you? on 14:59 - May 25 by ArnieM

It is a Great piece lol . Made me laugh anyway . Keep up the good work !


Cheers.

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