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No Wood 09:27 - Jun 5 with 56703 viewswkj

I was having a chat with the person who tends the various patches of common land this morning and he reckons you're allowed no wood in the gardening waste wheelie bin. Bit rubbish isn't it if you can't put limbs and the sort in the brown bin?
[Post edited 23 Feb 2021 19:16]

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No wood on 22:15 - Oct 26 with 1944 viewsSpruceMoose

No wood on 21:29 - Oct 26 by footers

I'm no good to you. I'm as limp as a Tory's promise.

Cheers, jeera x


Ffs man! I was just about to post my first Def Info that my sources had told me you were coming back!

Right. Let's get to work.

Oh and yes. Welcome 'back'
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No wood on 22:18 - Oct 26 with 1933 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

No posts from Paz today, coincidence!!

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No wood on 22:19 - Oct 26 with 1935 viewsSpruceMoose

No wood on 22:18 - Oct 26 by BanksterDebtSlave

No posts from Paz today, coincidence!!


Funny that eh!

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No wood on 22:20 - Oct 26 with 1934 viewsfooters

No wood on 22:15 - Oct 26 by SpruceMoose

Ffs man! I was just about to post my first Def Info that my sources had told me you were coming back!

Right. Let's get to work.

Oh and yes. Welcome 'back'
[Post edited 26 Oct 2020 22:16]


Bumping TWTD's best-ever thread is a privilege.

I'd sack him for misconduct and sh1t banter, personally.

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No wood on 22:21 - Oct 26 with 1927 viewsSpruceMoose

No wood on 22:20 - Oct 26 by footers

Bumping TWTD's best-ever thread is a privilege.

I'd sack him for misconduct and sh1t banter, personally.


Never mind that. Has that report been released yet?

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No wood on 08:38 - Oct 27 with 1841 viewsHerbivore

No wood on 22:15 - Oct 26 by SpruceMoose

Ffs man! I was just about to post my first Def Info that my sources had told me you were coming back!

Right. Let's get to work.

Oh and yes. Welcome 'back'
[Post edited 26 Oct 2020 22:16]


This is the final straw for me. Laters.

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No wood on 09:32 - Oct 27 with 1821 viewsWeWereZombies

No wood on 21:23 - Oct 26 by footers

Hi.


You could at least have brought Lucan and Libero back with you...

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No wood on 09:41 - Oct 27 with 1815 viewsfooters

No wood on 09:32 - Oct 27 by WeWereZombies

You could at least have brought Lucan and Libero back with you...


Lucan still had business to tend to at the bar and Libby was in deep, animated conversation with the landlord asI was leaving...

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No wood on 10:11 - Oct 27 with 1789 viewsWeWereZombies

No wood on 09:41 - Oct 27 by footers

Lucan still had business to tend to at the bar and Libby was in deep, animated conversation with the landlord asI was leaving...


And Hampstead?

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No wood on 10:15 - Oct 27 with 1782 viewsfooters

No wood on 10:11 - Oct 27 by WeWereZombies

And Hampstead?


He was being slightly pushy with the poppy appeal tin, muttering something about Jeremy Corbyn and the KGB.

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No wood on 16:35 - Nov 7 with 1658 viewsfooters

Goal machine. How will we stop other clubs poaching him in January?

#worried

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Got wood on 16:36 - Nov 7 with 1657 viewswkj

I have just been Biden my time on this one, but as predicted, the branches just came down again and I've got wood again.

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No wood on 16:36 - Nov 7 with 1655 viewsSpruceMoose

No wood on 16:35 - Nov 7 by footers

Goal machine. How will we stop other clubs poaching him in January?

#worried


He probably won't be able to drive himself to any job interviews so I wouldn't worry too much.

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No wood on 16:37 - Nov 7 with 1651 viewsfooters

No wood on 16:36 - Nov 7 by SpruceMoose

He probably won't be able to drive himself to any job interviews so I wouldn't worry too much.


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No Frigging Clue on 22:56 - Dec 1 with 1543 viewswkj

No frigging clue how I am going to shift the 2020 wood. Eveyone is injured from Now That's What I call Covid 19, Bressingham Steam Museum is in teir 6 lock down - and my PA has just been banned from using the Yahoo Chatroom because his best mate left a postit note with the cheat code for contra in his bog.

Im totally hamstrung here and I am finding it all very negative from the pressing nature of the council to try and get me to shift it. I have had bigger gardens you know, and shifted more wood.

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No Frigging Clue on 00:05 - Dec 2 with 1506 viewsRyorry

No Frigging Clue on 22:56 - Dec 1 by wkj

No frigging clue how I am going to shift the 2020 wood. Eveyone is injured from Now That's What I call Covid 19, Bressingham Steam Museum is in teir 6 lock down - and my PA has just been banned from using the Yahoo Chatroom because his best mate left a postit note with the cheat code for contra in his bog.

Im totally hamstrung here and I am finding it all very negative from the pressing nature of the council to try and get me to shift it. I have had bigger gardens you know, and shifted more wood.


I hope you're on a burner phone, or you'll be ID'd and turned into the toast PL's gnashers tear into at 8am.

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No Frigging Clue on 19:16 - Feb 23 with 1287 viewswkj

No Frigging Clue on 00:05 - Dec 2 by Ryorry

I hope you're on a burner phone, or you'll be ID'd and turned into the toast PL's gnashers tear into at 8am.


Always a learner, never a burner - that's what mum taught me growing up

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No Wood on 16:13 - Feb 27 with 1217 viewsSpruceMoose

Bump!

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No Wood on 20:55 - Mar 9 with 1098 viewsSpruceMoose

No Wood on 16:13 - Feb 27 by SpruceMoose

Bump!


Bump!

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No Wood on 13:42 - Mar 20 with 1000 viewswkj

No Wood on 20:55 - Mar 9 by SpruceMoose

Bump!


Please stop mocking me by bumping this thread. My garden is full of dead wood again.

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No Wood on 13:43 - Mar 20 with 999 viewsfooters

No Wood on 13:42 - Mar 20 by wkj

Please stop mocking me by bumping this thread. My garden is full of dead wood again.


I've got a contact at Bressingham steam museum that might want some?

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No Wood on 13:44 - Mar 20 with 997 viewswkj

No Wood on 13:43 - Mar 20 by footers

I've got a contact at Bressingham steam museum that might want some?


Is your contact that Andrew McNapp fellow? Never shows his face around here any more.

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No Wood on 13:48 - Mar 20 with 983 viewsfooters

No Wood on 13:44 - Mar 20 by wkj

Is your contact that Andrew McNapp fellow? Never shows his face around here any more.


That's the beauty of it, really. You never see him but he's always there, ready and waiting. Yew can take his digits and leaf him a message, maybe?

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No Wood on 12:18 - Apr 7 with 896 viewsfooters

Time to clear out the dead wood or are we not out of the woods just yet?

Interesting time for woodpilesall over Suffolk and beyond.

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No Wood on 12:19 - Apr 7 with 885 viewswkj

No Wood on 12:18 - Apr 7 by footers

Time to clear out the dead wood or are we not out of the woods just yet?

Interesting time for woodpilesall over Suffolk and beyond.


I do fancy my hand at rearing a nice giant red wood.

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