| No Wood 09:27 - Jun 5 with 56778 views | wkj |
I was having a chat with the person who tends the various patches of common land this morning and he reckons you're allowed no wood in the gardening waste wheelie bin. Bit rubbish isn't it if you can't put limbs and the sort in the brown bin? [Post edited 23 Feb 2021 19:16]
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| No wood on 20:32 - Jun 10 with 3711 views | BloomBlue |
| No wood on 20:24 - Jun 10 by wkj |
It was a slight woody colour with a bit of silvery stuff on it |
So not green then? |  | | |
| No wood on 20:34 - Jun 10 with 3703 views | wkj |
| No wood on 20:32 - Jun 10 by BloomBlue |
So not green then? |
I have no clue, I didn't ask for its voting preferences | |
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| No wood on 20:35 - Jun 10 with 3703 views | footers |
| No wood on 20:32 - Jun 10 by BloomBlue |
So not green then? |
Turns out he'd somehow mistook silver birch for hazel. The bloke who came to collect wasn't happy when he unwrapped all the tarps it seems. Not surprised!
Edited for creeping Americanisms. [Post edited 10 Jun 2019 20:42]
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| No wood on 20:36 - Jun 10 with 3701 views | wkj |
| No wood on 20:35 - Jun 10 by footers |
Turns out he'd somehow mistook silver birch for hazel. The bloke who came to collect wasn't happy when he unwrapped all the tarps it seems. Not surprised!
Edited for creeping Americanisms. [Post edited 10 Jun 2019 20:42]
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Never have I seen so much rage erupt from a Peugeot Partner | |
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| No wood on 20:40 - Jun 10 with 3693 views | BloomBlue |
| No wood on 20:34 - Jun 10 by wkj |
I have no clue, I didn't ask for its voting preferences |
'Green' and 'voting for' three words you rarely see in the same context | | | |
| No wood on 11:34 - Jun 11 with 3652 views | kilroysilkers |
| No wood on 20:40 - Jun 10 by BloomBlue |
'Green' and 'voting for' three words you rarely see in the same context |
When I ran for Veritas back in 2005 we garnered just 1.5% of the possible votes. It was a horrible feeling that haunts me to this day.
@op - is the birch wood still up for grabs? |  | | |
| No wood on 11:43 - Jun 11 with 3642 views | wkj |
| No wood on 11:34 - Jun 11 by kilroysilkers |
When I ran for Veritas back in 2005 we garnered just 1.5% of the possible votes. It was a horrible feeling that haunts me to this day.
@op - is the birch wood still up for grabs? |
The birch is no longer up for grabs, this magnificent hairy beast called Zed nipped by to get it, have you med Mr Rodgers? he's one of those entertainment types too much like your silky self | |
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| No wood on 11:50 - Jun 11 with 3639 views | kilroysilkers |
| No wood on 11:43 - Jun 11 by wkj |
The birch is no longer up for grabs, this magnificent hairy beast called Zed nipped by to get it, have you med Mr Rodgers? he's one of those entertainment types too much like your silky self |
Who? I havent heard of him.
That's a shame but no big deal. Teaching my grandson the lost art of whittling and wanted quite a bit of wood for him to practise on. But you now have no wood. | | | |
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| No wood on 11:52 - Jun 11 with 3634 views | wkj |
| No wood on 11:50 - Jun 11 by kilroysilkers |
Who? I havent heard of him.
That's a shame but no big deal. Teaching my grandson the lost art of whittling and wanted quite a bit of wood for him to practise on. But you now have no wood. |
Your son doesn't have a daughter he forgot about and now prefers his cat over do you? If so I think you've found a big plank she can practice on. | |
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| No wood on 11:57 - Jun 11 with 3628 views | WeWereZombies |
| No wood on 11:34 - Jun 11 by kilroysilkers |
When I ran for Veritas back in 2005 we garnered just 1.5% of the possible votes. It was a horrible feeling that haunts me to this day.
@op - is the birch wood still up for grabs? |
Waiting to find out which of our posters is really Max Mosley now... |  |
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| No wood on 12:02 - Jun 11 with 3623 views | footers |
| No wood on 11:57 - Jun 11 by WeWereZombies |
Waiting to find out which of our posters is really Max Mosley now... |
I saw you coming out of that right-wing brothel, young man. Don't pretend it wasn't you. | |
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| No wood on 12:20 - Jun 11 with 3612 views | WeWereZombies |
| No wood on 12:02 - Jun 11 by footers |
I saw you coming out of that right-wing brothel, young man. Don't pretend it wasn't you. |
Barking up the wrong tree, you haven't twigged that hoppy successfully, laydeez, outed me as Craig David yesterday, have you?
[edit] hoopy corrected to hoppy [Post edited 11 Jun 2019 19:10]
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| No wood on 12:20 - Jun 11 with 3611 views | wkj |
| No wood on 12:02 - Jun 11 by footers |
I saw you coming out of that right-wing brothel, young man. Don't pretend it wasn't you. |
right-wing brothel, the shag it how it is gang? | |
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| No wood on 12:24 - Jun 11 with 3604 views | footers |
| No wood on 12:20 - Jun 11 by WeWereZombies |
Barking up the wrong tree, you haven't twigged that hoppy successfully, laydeez, outed me as Craig David yesterday, have you?
[edit] hoopy corrected to hoppy [Post edited 11 Jun 2019 19:10]
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I'll only believe you're Craig David if you can tell me the chat-up line you used on my mate Sib in Greece. | |
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| No wood on 12:24 - Jun 11 with 3604 views | WeWereZombies |
| No wood on 12:20 - Jun 11 by wkj |
right-wing brothel, the shag it how it is gang? |
Shut it, Kylie... | |
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| No wood on 12:25 - Jun 11 with 3603 views | wkj |
You should be so lucky | |
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| No wood on 18:51 - Jun 11 with 3568 views | Whymarkmariner |
| No wood on 09:53 - Jun 5 by Guthrum |
Do you know anyone who makes walking sticks? Hazel is ideal for that. |
I know a Hazel at work would she make a good walking stick ? |  | | |
| No wood on 18:55 - Jun 11 with 3563 views | wkj |
| No wood on 18:51 - Jun 11 by Whymarkmariner |
I know a Hazel at work would she make a good walking stick ? |
Depends... Do you work with mattinlondon? If so I'd certainly like to give her posture a measure and I'll get back to you | |
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| No wood on 18:58 - Jun 11 with 3559 views | footers |
| No wood on 12:24 - Jun 11 by footers |
I'll only believe you're Craig David if you can tell me the chat-up line you used on my mate Sib in Greece. |
The answer to this post is:
"So, what's your meaning of life, girl?"
Thought Craig David could do better than that, to be honest. (It didn't work, btw.) | |
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| No wood on 19:01 - Jun 11 with 3554 views | wkj |
| No wood on 18:58 - Jun 11 by footers |
The answer to this post is:
"So, what's your meaning of life, girl?"
Thought Craig David could do better than that, to be honest. (It didn't work, btw.) |
He lost his magic touch since he landed the Bond gig | |
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| No wood on 19:03 - Jun 11 with 3551 views | footers |
| No wood on 19:01 - Jun 11 by wkj |
He lost his magic touch since he landed the Bond gig |
Craig David did/is doing Bond?! Wat.
Edit: I see it was a stupid joke. Fool me once, shame on you... [Post edited 11 Jun 2019 19:03]
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| No wood on 19:03 - Jun 11 with 3549 views | wkj |
| No wood on 19:03 - Jun 11 by footers |
Craig David did/is doing Bond?! Wat.
Edit: I see it was a stupid joke. Fool me once, shame on you... [Post edited 11 Jun 2019 19:03]
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Ummm yes,? This upcoming film is his last I think | |
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| No wood on 19:12 - Jun 11 with 3535 views | WeWereZombies |
| No wood on 12:24 - Jun 11 by footers |
I'll only believe you're Craig David if you can tell me the chat-up line you used on my mate Sib in Greece. |
Was that the one I took for a drink on a Tuesday? | |
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| No wood on 19:14 - Jun 11 with 3531 views | footers |
| No wood on 19:12 - Jun 11 by WeWereZombies |
Was that the one I took for a drink on a Tuesday? |
If you read my previous post on the subject you will see you were not successful in your endeavours, so no. Try a better line next time. Or a less attractive girl. | |
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| No wood on 19:35 - Jun 11 with 3520 views | WeWereZombies |
| No wood on 19:14 - Jun 11 by footers |
If you read my previous post on the subject you will see you were not successful in your endeavours, so no. Try a better line next time. Or a less attractive girl. |
But we were making love by Wednesday... | |
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